the killer fish

I see. I like. I scroll past. do not question why I liked it. standard officalverse DNI. watch me go insane by living the same day over and over and over again for the rest of my life (exactly what I subject my oc to)

[killer-fish-offical]

The killer fish. (NOT CURRENTLY AFFILIATED WITH SAN DIEGO)

A Minor, feel free to get freaky AROUND me, not like I won't out-freak you

I have interests but microtransactions must be made to hear them

I can give a shitberry but I've run out of fuckberries

If you say minors dni, I'm immediately all up in yo shit and eating your posts straight out of the fridge.

[thottistani-deactivated20220220]

No gay has all 5:

- A job

- Good relationship with father

- Neurotypical brain

- Ability to top

- Driver’s license

[garbage-empress]

this is a fun post because people will say how many they have in the tags then you get to figure out which ones.

[killer-fish-offical]

Me one root beer deep: hey, is it just me or does this root beer taste like raw honey?

*The camera pans over slightly to show that I am drinking from a glass cup*

Little did I know, my mother had poured Sprecher into a glass for me

(I don't like sprecher very much)

[killer-fish-offical]

I LOVE ALL MY FOLLOWERS

(desperate attempt to remember the fact that I have followers that might still see my posts)

[killer-fish-offical]

I'm actually enjoying myself as I haunt someones (crabussy) narrative by sneaking into their inbox and being funny and then immediately being cringe and they don't know me but they sense my poisonus aura (radiation) and will eventually see my typing style and recognize me and I will die an agonizing and slow death as I get noticed and recognized (I'm having so so so much fun by altering his life in small meaningless ways)

[killer-fish-offical]

What happened in San Diego

I signed an nda, a "nont dalk about it" agreement. I couldn't even tell you if I wanted to, cause I'm unable to say anything until 2035 per my contract

[killer-fish-offical]

If my mutuals have 1000 notes, I'm not there, if they have 100 notes, I'm not there, if they have 10 notes, I'm not there, if they have one note, I'm probably not there. I LOVE HAVING MUTUALS AND NEVER INTERACTING WITH THEM. MUTUALS I LOVE YOU ALL

[killer-fish-offical]

[satan-offical]

Ever considered starting fake friendly beef with other niche Tumblr micro celebrities or nah?

I have very real and not fake beef with multiple people, @walmart-the-official , @king-of-oreo , @man-offical , @salamander-offical , some over people

[walmart-the-official]

proud to be first in this list

[north-dakota-offical]

i too have beef with you walmart

[satan-offical]

You don't have beef like we have beef

[killer-fish-offical]

Do y'all have pork?

[imjunebitch]

it really feels like shit to have lost so many friendships just by being annoying.

[imjunebitch]

idk I just. I'm sure I'm wrong in saying this but it feels like idk I worry there's not much substance to me. like I'm not a super deep or intelligent person, not saying this out of self-hate or anything I just think it means I'm easy to get sick of or misinterpret as being disingenuous when I. want to be a loving good friend there's just. not a lot of depth to how I can express things that I feel and I feel alot of stuff I just cant say it right. so I rely on rly corny and cheesy language and on always being really available and maybe I just look weird.

[imjunebitch]

i mean this one guy in particular and yk fuck him its been long enough that I'm content in saying fuck that asshole, idk. and I'm a very easy best friend to have when you're lonely maybe because I'm present and I say I love you and that you're my best friend and then the second shit gets a little better for you I'm easy to discard too because you can feel justified I mean you can spin some bullshit narrative where I'm some unstable hysterical bitch who probably had a crush on you or some shit when you were the one who said you wanted to live with me and felt codependent towards me and started treating me awful when I got in a relationship and all this other weird ass shit I tried to push back on like you misogynistic slimeball like ok I'm annoying but you're a dick!

[killer-fish-offical]

Can we be friends forever? I love being annoying I live in emotional stasis while completely isolated with no friendship decay mechanics. Also I'm aromantic and hate everyone, we can sit in silence and parallel play or happily bitch about everyone else. #my spite #myspite

[killer-fish-offical]

make me a bell curve

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Voting ended onJun 1

Make me one please, i need a bell to ring

[killer-fish-offical]

Absolutely horrible, nobody has ever done it this badly before

[notlikingbestgirl]

Out of Touch

[hustlerose]

Out of Touch Thursday

[arbyscurlyfries666-deactivated2]

OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY

[snuv]

but im out of my head when you’re not around…

[rockmilkshake]

happy birthday.

[saltwatersweets]

this is the only out of touch thursday you can reblog this

[unyieldingsilence]

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[killer-fish-offical]

Need this on my blog, this is historic

[killer-fish-offical]

make me a bell curve

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Voting ended onJun 1

Make me one please, i need a bell to ring

[killer-fish-offical]

Live laugh love to my 3 followers, its time to find a rock and do something about it

(I'M DROPPING THE TWO ANNOYING TAGS FOR ONCE)

[man-offical]

you give a man a fish, he fish for a fish

you fish a man a man, fish fishy man ok?

man + fish + fishing = fish?

#inspirational

[killer-fish-offical]

Give a man a killer fish and man dies

[satan-offical]

I need some help with finding instrumentals for very specific scenes if someone with lots of knowledge could help

I need two instrumentals for:

Something like you're moving through a grand house that's ever so ominous but not entirely so

Meeting your idol for the first time and you're very excited but something is slightly off

[killer-fish-offical]

Best I can do is make it myself

[killer-fish-offical]

I would like to dedicate this award to the voices in my head, who never gave up on me. I would also like to dedicate this award to my favorite casual-play: gimkit whom has been there for me when I needed to gamble but was unable to access my phone for a myriad of reasons.