BIRD JESUS

I'm a minor, please nothing too inappropriate • main blog: https://www.tumblr.com/oooo-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii?source=share

[anonmous-offical]

*breaks through wall*

you’re like part cat right does that mean you have paws

WHA-

NO

I’m not part cat

Just when I get excited my soul vibrates and I m-make a similar sound

[weedleysnumberonefan]

Awwww..

Pet pet

[subtletwilighteternity]

*pat pat mous*

[weedleysnumberonefan]

HISS

Bork bork >:( /lh

Holds mous close

[subtletwilighteternity]

What did I do :(

[weedleysnumberonefan]

don't steal him from me >:( /j

[subtletwilighteternity]

*picks up cat mous and teleports away*

[weedleysnumberonefan]

HISS

Fishy gets up and chases after you at an alarming speed

[subtletwilighteternity]

*teleports out of the galaxy with cat mous*

[anonmous-offical]

I’M NOT A CAT

[subtletwilighteternity]

Cat

[anonmous-offical]

I’M NOT A CAT

[subtletwilighteternity]

Shush you're being kidnapped

[anonmous-offical]

NOOO

[tit-offical]

Would you like to be a tit?

[killer-offical]

Your entire life is a lie, Captain

I've been tricked and fooled. everyone is you. even I.

[tit-offical]

Everyone

[killer-offical]

instead of hate anons we should send love anons. this isnt anon but i love you

[translator-offical]

Translation:

Fuck everyone of you fuckers! I hate all your stupid fucking asses! Haahah! Look how I'm laughing at you! I hate you all, I hope you all hate eachother too!

[killer-offical]

D: !!! No!! Love each other!!

[translator-offical]

Translation:

:D!!! YESSSS!!!! Hate, let’s me tell you how much I come to hate you, Mutual I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word ‘hate’ were engraved on each nano-angstrom of those hundreds of MILLIONS of miles, it would not equal one, one billionth of the hate I feel for my mutuals at this micro instant. For you, hate, HATE!

[killer-offical]

NO NO!! MY WORDS ARE BEING TWISTED AND TORTURED

[translator-offical]

Translation:

YESS YESSSS!! I'VE NEVER SPOKEN WORDS TRUER THAN THESE!!! THESE ARE WHAT U REALLY FEEL IN MY HEART, MY COLD, STONE, HATRED-FILLED HEART!!!

[killer-offical]

NO???? I LOVE PEOPLE. SOAKWOAKWI

[translator-offical]

Translation:

My heart is filled with hatred, especially for my mutuals!!! I HATE PEOPLE!!!!!!!

[killer-offical]

WHAT NO. I LOVE MY MUTUALS

[translator-offical]

Translation:

BABY YESS, I ABSOLUTELY HATE MY STUPID MUTUALS, I DON'T LIKE THEM AT ALLLL!!! ALL I WISH IS THEIR MISFORTUNE!!!!!!!!

[killer-offical]

NO! I LOVE MY MUTUALS AND HOPE THE BEST FOR THEM SOWMAOKQOAIWLA

[translator-offical]

Translation:

YES BABY, I ABHOR THOSE STUPID MUTUALS! I WISH FOR THEIR GRANDMAMAS TO FALL FROM STAIRS (and not get injured, as I'm not that evil)!!!!

[killer-offical]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[translator-offical]

Translation:

YESSSSSS BABYYYYY YESSSSSSSSSS

[killer-offical]

im gonna. punch you🫵🫵

[tit-offical]

HELLO! I'M TIT, THE BIRD JESUS! I'M HERE TO TELL TO CEASE THIS IMMEDIATELY! AS I NEED CAPTAIN FOR SOME WORK!!

[killer-offical]

WHAT WORK?

[tit-offical]

Yes, as my trusted Captain of my tit army, ofcourse?

[killer-offical]

tit army- im so sorry😭 i had no idea i was the captain

[tit-offical]

Does this mean you have been slacking off?

[killer-offical]

instead of hate anons we should send love anons. this isnt anon but i love you

[translator-offical]

Translation:

Fuck everyone of you fuckers! I hate all your stupid fucking asses! Haahah! Look how I'm laughing at you! I hate you all, I hope you all hate eachother too!

[killer-offical]

D: !!! No!! Love each other!!

[translator-offical]

Translation:

:D!!! YESSSS!!!! Hate, let’s me tell you how much I come to hate you, Mutual I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word ‘hate’ were engraved on each nano-angstrom of those hundreds of MILLIONS of miles, it would not equal one, one billionth of the hate I feel for my mutuals at this micro instant. For you, hate, HATE!

[killer-offical]

NO NO!! MY WORDS ARE BEING TWISTED AND TORTURED

[translator-offical]

Translation:

YESS YESSSS!! I'VE NEVER SPOKEN WORDS TRUER THAN THESE!!! THESE ARE WHAT U REALLY FEEL IN MY HEART, MY COLD, STONE, HATRED-FILLED HEART!!!

[killer-offical]

NO???? I LOVE PEOPLE. SOAKWOAKWI

[translator-offical]

Translation:

My heart is filled with hatred, especially for my mutuals!!! I HATE PEOPLE!!!!!!!

[killer-offical]

WHAT NO. I LOVE MY MUTUALS

[translator-offical]

Translation:

BABY YESS, I ABSOLUTELY HATE MY STUPID MUTUALS, I DON'T LIKE THEM AT ALLLL!!! ALL I WISH IS THEIR MISFORTUNE!!!!!!!!

[killer-offical]

NO! I LOVE MY MUTUALS AND HOPE THE BEST FOR THEM SOWMAOKQOAIWLA

[translator-offical]

Translation:

YES BABY, I ABHOR THOSE STUPID MUTUALS! I WISH FOR THEIR GRANDMAMAS TO FALL FROM STAIRS (and not get injured, as I'm not that evil)!!!!

[killer-offical]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[translator-offical]

Translation:

YESSSSSS BABYYYYY YESSSSSSSSSS

[killer-offical]

im gonna. punch you🫵🫵

[tit-offical]

HELLO! I'M TIT, THE BIRD JESUS! I'M HERE TO TELL TO CEASE THIS IMMEDIATELY! AS I NEED CAPTAIN FOR SOME WORK!!

[killer-offical]

WHAT WORK?

[tit-offical]

Yes, as my trusted Captain of my tit army, ofcourse?

[killer-offical]

instead of hate anons we should send love anons. this isnt anon but i love you

[translator-offical]

Translation:

Fuck everyone of you fuckers! I hate all your stupid fucking asses! Haahah! Look how I'm laughing at you! I hate you all, I hope you all hate eachother too!

[killer-offical]

D: !!! No!! Love each other!!

[translator-offical]

Translation:

:D!!! YESSSS!!!! Hate, let’s me tell you how much I come to hate you, Mutual I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word ‘hate’ were engraved on each nano-angstrom of those hundreds of MILLIONS of miles, it would not equal one, one billionth of the hate I feel for my mutuals at this micro instant. For you, hate, HATE!

[killer-offical]

NO NO!! MY WORDS ARE BEING TWISTED AND TORTURED

[translator-offical]

Translation:

YESS YESSSS!! I'VE NEVER SPOKEN WORDS TRUER THAN THESE!!! THESE ARE WHAT U REALLY FEEL IN MY HEART, MY COLD, STONE, HATRED-FILLED HEART!!!

[killer-offical]

NO???? I LOVE PEOPLE. SOAKWOAKWI

[translator-offical]

Translation:

My heart is filled with hatred, especially for my mutuals!!! I HATE PEOPLE!!!!!!!

[killer-offical]

WHAT NO. I LOVE MY MUTUALS

[translator-offical]

Translation:

BABY YESS, I ABSOLUTELY HATE MY STUPID MUTUALS, I DON'T LIKE THEM AT ALLLL!!! ALL I WISH IS THEIR MISFORTUNE!!!!!!!!

[killer-offical]

NO! I LOVE MY MUTUALS AND HOPE THE BEST FOR THEM SOWMAOKQOAIWLA

[translator-offical]

Translation:

YES BABY, I ABHOR THOSE STUPID MUTUALS! I WISH FOR THEIR GRANDMAMAS TO FALL FROM STAIRS (and not get injured, as I'm not that evil)!!!!

[killer-offical]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[translator-offical]

Translation:

YESSSSSS BABYYYYY YESSSSSSSSSS

[killer-offical]

im gonna. punch you🫵🫵

[tit-offical]

HELLO! I'M TIT, THE BIRD JESUS! I'M HERE TO TELL TO CEASE THIS IMMEDIATELY! AS I NEED CAPTAIN FOR SOME WORK!!

[escabye-deactivated20190922]

when ur mutuals are mutual with each other 

pro: squad con: i saw this post like 18 times today

[skingrad]

[cosmic-entity-official]

@weedleysnumberonefan @sans-the-skeleconch-offical remember that rp were there were like 15 different timelines

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

I do!

And somehow I was able to folow all of them!

[cosmic-entity-official]

Were you

speck escaped in one of them

with da moths

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Oh that one!

No I got so so lost lol!

[cosmic-entity-official]

what did you think I was talking abt

I’ve just done that and mous’s

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

I guess you dont remember that one, huh.

Because its funny I wont elaborate.

[cosmic-entity-official]

what, the mind one

what other rp’s have we done

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Like so many, but I am not searching my reblogss for them.

[cosmic-entity-official]

digging through your posts and you talk a lot /pos

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

What can I say, I am a busy jester!

((I also just get into a lot of rp shenanigans somehow lol))

[curryvo-again]

[chaos-triangle]

*I show up for my moot squad*

[weedleysnumberonefan]

YAYAYAYA HAI :33

[chaos-triangle]

YIPPPEEEE!!! HIYA!!! o33

[weedleysnumberonefan]

MRRP MOW!! *CUDDLES U*

[chaos-triangle]

MEWWWW MEERRPPP!!! *CUDDLES YA BACK*

[weedleysnumberonefan]

>u< *NUZZLES*

[chaos-triangle]

*NUZZLES BACK*

[weedleysnumberonefan]

YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY

*pet pet!!*

[chaos-triangle]

MEEWWWWWW!!!! *accepts the pets*

[weedleysnumberonefan]

(Finn here, I am so happy right now I can barely speak <3 /pospospos)

YAYAYAYAYAYAAYYA *CUDDLE + NUZZLE + PET PET*

[tebutus]

yeah this post is right 👍

[weedleysnumberonefan]

MELM!!!! MOFF :3 *PET*

[tebutus]

your pet is greatly appreciated <3

[weedleysnumberonefan]

YAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYA

[oooo-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii]

@anonmous-offical @subtletwilighteternity @weedleysnumberonefan @willow-wisp-fae @cosmic-entity-official y'all. i. have. seen. it. enough. times. already.

[weedleysnumberonefan]

and you'l see it again! >:3

[oooo-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii]

Fishy I swear to bird jesus..

[weedleysnumberonefan]

:3333333 mrowwwww

[tit-offical]

It's me! Bird Jesus!

[bardorsomethinglikethat]

If @cosmic-entity-official is a chicken, what am I??

Also dw mom im not dead (yet)

A ferret. Dont ask.

[cosmic-entity-official]

how come their a ferret I wanna be a ferret

[bardorsomethinglikethat]

Too bad, your a chicken 🐔

[cosmic-entity-official]

dam

[bardorsomethinglikethat]

What u got against chickens? 🫪

[cosmic-entity-official]

chickens arn't even cute

[bardorsomethinglikethat]

Literally how dare you they are adorable

[cosmic-entity-official]

ferrets are better

[bardorsomethinglikethat]

You are gonna me do a violence

[cosmic-entity-official]

im just saying I'd rather be a red panda or something

[bardorsomethinglikethat]

Omg i had another dam stroke.

Well to bad, your a chicken

[cosmic-entity-official]

fuckin stupid

[smilingartur]

I loooooooove Chicken...😋🙏🏻

🌼

🫱🏻🐔🫲🏻

[bardorsomethinglikethat]

You cannot eat my child

[smilingartur]

[bardorsomethinglikethat]

NO YOU CANNOT EAT MY CHILD

[smilingartur]

Buh-buh-buh- hungy.

[bardorsomethinglikethat]

Get em my child @cosmic-entity-official

[cosmic-entity-official]

sorry cant do anything BECAUSE IM A FUCKING CHICKEN

[boobies-offical]

Well I'm boobies, I will sure as hell get 'em

You sure do chicken out

[cosmic-entity-official]

i swear to bird Jesus

[oooo-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii]

@jesuschristofficialforreal are you the bird jesus too?

[jesuschristofficialforreal]

i am THE jesus man im ALL of the jesuses

[tit-offical]

I'm bird jesus

[jesuschristofficialforreal]

I HAVE A BROTHER

[tit-offical]

And it's me, Tit

[bardorsomethinglikethat]

If @cosmic-entity-official is a chicken, what am I??

Also dw mom im not dead (yet)

A ferret. Dont ask.

[cosmic-entity-official]

how come their a ferret I wanna be a ferret

[bardorsomethinglikethat]

Too bad, your a chicken 🐔

[cosmic-entity-official]

dam

[bardorsomethinglikethat]

What u got against chickens? 🫪

[cosmic-entity-official]

chickens arn't even cute

[bardorsomethinglikethat]

Literally how dare you they are adorable

[cosmic-entity-official]

ferrets are better

[bardorsomethinglikethat]

You are gonna me do a violence

[cosmic-entity-official]

im just saying I'd rather be a red panda or something

[bardorsomethinglikethat]

Omg i had another dam stroke.

Well to bad, your a chicken

[cosmic-entity-official]

fuckin stupid

[smilingartur]

I loooooooove Chicken...😋🙏🏻

🌼

🫱🏻🐔🫲🏻

[bardorsomethinglikethat]

You cannot eat my child

[smilingartur]

[bardorsomethinglikethat]

NO YOU CANNOT EAT MY CHILD

[smilingartur]

Buh-buh-buh- hungy.

[bardorsomethinglikethat]

Get em my child @cosmic-entity-official

[cosmic-entity-official]

sorry cant do anything BECAUSE IM A FUCKING CHICKEN

[boobies-offical]

Well I'm boobies, I will sure as hell get 'em

You sure do chicken out

[cosmic-entity-official]

i swear to bird Jesus

[oooo-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii]

@jesuschristofficialforreal are you the bird jesus too?

[jesuschristofficialforreal]

i am THE jesus man im ALL of the jesuses

[tit-offical]

I'm bird jesus

[bardorsomethinglikethat]

If @cosmic-entity-official is a chicken, what am I??

Also dw mom im not dead (yet)

A ferret. Dont ask.

[cosmic-entity-official]

how come their a ferret I wanna be a ferret

[bardorsomethinglikethat]

Too bad, your a chicken 🐔

[cosmic-entity-official]

dam

[bardorsomethinglikethat]

What u got against chickens? 🫪

[cosmic-entity-official]

chickens arn't even cute

[bardorsomethinglikethat]

Literally how dare you they are adorable

[cosmic-entity-official]

ferrets are better

[bardorsomethinglikethat]

You are gonna me do a violence

[cosmic-entity-official]

im just saying I'd rather be a red panda or something

[bardorsomethinglikethat]

Omg i had another dam stroke.

Well to bad, your a chicken

[cosmic-entity-official]

fuckin stupid

[smilingartur]

I loooooooove Chicken...😋🙏🏻

🌼

🫱🏻🐔🫲🏻

[bardorsomethinglikethat]

You cannot eat my child

[smilingartur]

[bardorsomethinglikethat]

NO YOU CANNOT EAT MY CHILD

[smilingartur]

Buh-buh-buh- hungy.

[bardorsomethinglikethat]

Get em my child @cosmic-entity-official

[cosmic-entity-official]

sorry cant do anything BECAUSE IM A FUCKING CHICKEN

[boobies-offical]

Well I'm boobies, I will sure as hell get 'em

You sure do chicken out

[cosmic-entity-official]

i swear to bird Jesus

[oooo-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii]

@jesuschristofficialforreal are you the bird jesus too?

[evil-evil-pukicho-offical]

bird jesus?

[tit-offical]

That would be me, I'm bird jesus

[bardorsomethinglikethat]

Well hello there bird jesus

[tit-offical]

Hello non-bird creature!

[bardorsomethinglikethat]

Hello there, does thou preside over fish?

>゜))彡

[tit-offical]

No, @i-am-a-fish does that already and she's awesome at it

[bardorsomethinglikethat]

If @cosmic-entity-official is a chicken, what am I??

Also dw mom im not dead (yet)

A ferret. Dont ask.

[cosmic-entity-official]

how come their a ferret I wanna be a ferret

[bardorsomethinglikethat]

Too bad, your a chicken 🐔

[cosmic-entity-official]

dam

[bardorsomethinglikethat]

What u got against chickens? 🫪

[cosmic-entity-official]

chickens arn't even cute

[bardorsomethinglikethat]

Literally how dare you they are adorable

[cosmic-entity-official]

ferrets are better

[bardorsomethinglikethat]

You are gonna me do a violence

[cosmic-entity-official]

im just saying I'd rather be a red panda or something

[bardorsomethinglikethat]

Omg i had another dam stroke.

Well to bad, your a chicken

[cosmic-entity-official]

fuckin stupid

[smilingartur]

I loooooooove Chicken...😋🙏🏻

🌼

🫱🏻🐔🫲🏻

[bardorsomethinglikethat]

You cannot eat my child

[smilingartur]

[bardorsomethinglikethat]

NO YOU CANNOT EAT MY CHILD

[smilingartur]

Buh-buh-buh- hungy.

[bardorsomethinglikethat]

Get em my child @cosmic-entity-official

[cosmic-entity-official]

sorry cant do anything BECAUSE IM A FUCKING CHICKEN

[boobies-offical]

Well I'm boobies, I will sure as hell get 'em

You sure do chicken out

[cosmic-entity-official]

i swear to bird Jesus

[oooo-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii]

@jesuschristofficialforreal are you the bird jesus too?

[evil-evil-pukicho-offical]

bird jesus?

[tit-offical]

That would be me, I'm bird jesus

[bardorsomethinglikethat]

Well hello there bird jesus

[tit-offical]

Hello non-bird creature!

[bardorsomethinglikethat]

If @cosmic-entity-official is a chicken, what am I??

Also dw mom im not dead (yet)

A ferret. Dont ask.

[cosmic-entity-official]

how come their a ferret I wanna be a ferret

[bardorsomethinglikethat]

Too bad, your a chicken 🐔

[cosmic-entity-official]

dam

[bardorsomethinglikethat]

What u got against chickens? 🫪

[cosmic-entity-official]

chickens arn't even cute

[bardorsomethinglikethat]

Literally how dare you they are adorable

[cosmic-entity-official]

ferrets are better

[bardorsomethinglikethat]

You are gonna me do a violence

[cosmic-entity-official]

im just saying I'd rather be a red panda or something

[bardorsomethinglikethat]

Omg i had another dam stroke.

Well to bad, your a chicken

[cosmic-entity-official]

fuckin stupid

[smilingartur]

I loooooooove Chicken...😋🙏🏻

🌼

🫱🏻🐔🫲🏻

[bardorsomethinglikethat]

You cannot eat my child

[smilingartur]

[bardorsomethinglikethat]

NO YOU CANNOT EAT MY CHILD

[smilingartur]

Buh-buh-buh- hungy.

[bardorsomethinglikethat]

Get em my child @cosmic-entity-official

[cosmic-entity-official]

sorry cant do anything BECAUSE IM A FUCKING CHICKEN

[boobies-offical]

Well I'm boobies, I will sure as hell get 'em

You sure do chicken out

[cosmic-entity-official]

i swear to bird Jesus

[oooo-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii]

@jesuschristofficialforreal are you the bird jesus too?

[evil-evil-pukicho-offical]

bird jesus?

[tit-offical]

That would be me, I'm bird jesus

[officalverse-tournaments-offical]

i would like to nominate @evil-pukicho-real-offical if they haven't been already

Propoganda-

Cool asf

Writes awesome fanfictions

Has been noticed by the actual pukicho

Owns an electric fence that i keep getting electrocuted by

Awesome sauce ocs

You heard them folks! Get this post to 300 notes to offically enter @evil-pukicho-real-offical into the tournament!

3 Days left!

Note Limit of 5!

[evil-pukicho-real-offical]

HOLY NUTS THATS NUTS

GET ME IN, YEAH YEAH YEAH

VOTE FOR ME, YEAH YEAH YEAH

SO I CAN WIN THE CONTEST

SO I CAN WIN THE CONTEST

@evil-no-one-offical @evil-man-offical @evil-dude-official @evilpineapple-offical @evil-moss-the-goober-offical @evil-apple-offical @evil-woman-official @evil-god-offical @evil-goon-offical @evil-gaslight-offical @evil-lemon-shark-offical @evil-pukicho-real-offical @evil-stickpeople-offical @evil-spotify-offical @evil-journalism-offical @lemonade-offical @egg-offical @b0red-artist-13-offical @no-one-offical @raichu-enthusiast @evil-lemon-shark-offical @evil-man-offical @toaster-waffle-offical @tjthetyrant @turtlesarecats @thesnifffff

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

twin will you not thank me /silly

[evil-pukicho-real-offical]

SORRY!!!

Thank you Ryland!!! I owe my life to you!!

[tit-offical]

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO, EVIL PUKI YOU ARE SO ENTERING THAT TOURNAMENT!!!!

[awesome-offical]

Me: aurafarming in the shadow with my sunglasses on

me: *walks out of the shadow into the night*

Random LOSER: Why is that cornball wearing sunglasses it’s night Ts pmo lowk💔🥀

Me: gRRR *alpha comes out* sHUT UP OR ELSE *snarls*

Random LOSER: S-ssorry I d- didn’t know *runs away*

[tit-offical]

Me fr

[the-pancake-woman]

using all of my money to get tits :3

[tit-offical]

Really?

[satan-offical]

PLEASE say something funny

BOOBIES

[tit-offical]

ANSWER ME SATAN! AM I A FUCKING JOKE TO YOU?

[satan-offical]

PLEASE say something funny

BOOBIES

[tit-offical]

Ay you making fun of me, Satan?

[satan-offical]

Is the ending to my English speaking exam tuff guys?

[tit-offical]

HELLA TUFF, SATAN!! 💪💪💪💪 (Didya saw what I did?)