Carmen Sandiego

Fuck it we ball 26 years on this god forsaken rock Been on this hell site since 2012. if you know me from Tiktok no you don’t. they/she 18+ blog or whatevs

[killercarmen]

Rpf is fine

[limeskink]

Contact established with the Iron Lung.

Is he deadass, question?

I couldn't leave my bf to himself in the sea of Bloodymary. Now I can draw them being gay.

[mellosdrawings]

Yurifies your trolley problem <3

[twiggy-boy]

You know, every time I draw something stupid, I think to myself "surely I can't top this!" And then somehow I draw something even dumber

Edit: NOOO NOO WHY IS THIS GETTING NOTES??? STOP IT!! ONLY LIKE 10 PEOPLE WERE SUPPOSED TO SEE THIS AND THEN ID BURY IT UNDER MY REPOSTS NOOO

[dumpsterfire620]

[darkestbrook]

I hope they pirated Minecraft on those computers. I think Rocky would like it

[kyoukorpse]

based off this text post lul :]

[kyoukorpse]

my goodness gracious. 70 whole thousan notes. hi.

[andthepeople]

what if they get back to erid only for grace to discover that rocky has like. a crazy rap sheet. extensive eridian criminal record. he's stolen everything it's possible to steal. there was a huge brouhaha when he got elected to the petrova line mission because it's basically like if danny ocean had been really really good at fixing shit and so they decided to send him to the moon. he's been arrested approximately 12,000 times for public indecency. grace is like (still not over the clothes thing) so i'm NOT the only guy you like to be fully naked around. i see how it is. and rocky has to reform his image and only do his nudist thing around grace to save his bug marriage. the fact that he came back from space married to a bug is somehow entirely unsurprising to the entire planet, who mostly assumed he'd stolen the blip-A and made off with it and that was why no one came back for 50 years. grand theft spaceship. grace visiting rocky's cave like wow cool jewel artwork or whatever and rocky's like yes yes. if anyone asks you've never seen it.

[peachypeazz]

I haven’t painted in ages

[gerardwayscrustyeyeshadow]

I love you aroace Grace I love you secret third thing strattland I love you soulmates grocky I love you bloodymary I love you astrofathers. Peace and love on planets Earth and Erid

[masao-micchi]

More on that rocky using an avatar thing

Rocky is a fast learner HAHA

More of my PHM art here

A small part 2 HHAHA:

[parasiticstars]

I was getting ready for work, pulling my blonde hair into a messy bun, throwing on some converse and a flannel because I’m not like other girls. As I look at my sky azure crystalline ocean sapphire bird of paradise blue eyes (that aren’t really blue because they turn stormy rain cloud slate when it’s dark or when I’m angry), Eva Stratt came in.

“I sold you to pay our debts,” she said. “Come meet your new masters.”

A single dainty tear trails down my face. I went downstairs and there they were— Rocky and Adrian.

[elswhere]

he’s either looking at Rocky or thinking about Rocky in all of these.

bro, your yearning.

your yearning, bro. it’s overflowing

[midnightcandygoblin]

is this anything

[asteronomical]

gracerocky wherein grace accidentally performs an eridian mating ritual by giving rocky a friendship bracelet... rocky puts it on quietly but internally hes SCREAMING. "grace not know meaning, grace not know meaning, rocky no think about mating with grace no no no bad bad bad—"

[asteronomical]

i think the funniest interpretation of gracerocky is rocky falling first AND harder all while grace is oblivious to his own feelings cuz it goes like

grace: ur my best friend of all time :D i love you rocky!

rocky, with unbridled, barely controlled lust: rocky love grace too

[thottistani-deactivated20220220]

No gay has all 5:

- A job

- Good relationship with father

- Neurotypical brain

- Ability to top

- Driver’s license

[garbage-empress]

this is a fun post because people will say how many they have in the tags then you get to figure out which ones.