[vergak]

[sleepy-bebby]

[shitpostinguniverse]

[mysteriousgirlatlibrary-deactiv]

[obe]

[c3po]

he needs a swag transfusion stat

[propalitet]

fathers casually dropping the craziest lore of their lives in the middle of a conversation

[funnytwittertweets]

[c3po]

bro u didn’t wash ur hands after u went to the bathroom u know that’s a savepoint right if u die rn ur gonna have to go back sooooo far

[funnytwittertweets]

[3liza]

i cannot emphasize enough how important it is to have gossipy bitchy littl pirvate group chats or discord servers with like 4 people in them whose stated purpose is posting "new kind of guy" or "this reddit post is so fuckin dumb" or "i got into a fight on twitter today look at this idiot's reply" so your homies can still see it and laugh and back you up but more importantly, so you are not tempted to post these kinds of things on main

[funnytwittertweets]

[theburialofstrawberries]

Took me years to understand the "why the long face" punchlines to "so a horse walks into a bar" jokes because I just thought that's a normal sized face to have if you're a horse. It never occurred to me to judge a horse by the standards of man

[gamegrrl]

can’t wait until people start claiming to be shadowbanned on this site and we collectively get to inform them that there’s no algorithm and their posts just suck

[valtsv]

Do you prefer scaled, furred, or feathered dragons?

[trans-peridot]

Since Kung Pow Penis is coming back into the tumblrina’s arsenal, and new users are supposedly coming here from twitter who might not know in the first place, I think people need a bit of a reminder how to use it properly. You should only start or continue a KPP attack if OP is the one you’re trying to use it on. If you use it on somebody who added to the post, they won’t see shit past the initial K, and a potentially undeserving OP will have their notifications spammed by stray letters for ages.

With great power comes great responsibility, and with great Kung Pow comes great Penis.

[echiduna]