* RIDDLE ME THIS!

AE YOU SMART ENOUGH TO SOLVE IT?

[vaememes]

✧ BATMAN:  ARKHAM  KNIGHT  PROMPTS.

some are considered to be triggering and/or offensive with heavy mentions of death and threatening lives. 

❝ How many lives will you destroy in pursuit of what you call justice? ❞ 

❝ How many more bones would you crush?  ❞ 

❝ What have I got to be afraid of? ❞ 

❝ You’re afraid of being ashes. ❞ 

❝ Talk, or I will crush every bone in your body. ❞ 

❝ If you’re lying, I’ll break the other one. ❞ 

❝ You know, you see a lot in this job. ❞ 

❝ I may never get the chance to tell you this, to say sorry. ❞ 

❝ We’d do anything for our family. ❞ 

❝ I might have told you a teeny, tiny little lie. ❞ 

❝ You did good. We did good! You should be proud. ❞ 

❝ Don’t answer, then. We know the truth. ❞ 

❝ It’s all personal. Very personal. ❞ 

❝ Nature always wins. ❞ 

❝ You don’t scare me. ❞ 

❝ Shh… it’s okay to be afraid. ❞ 

❝ Oh, my head… where… where am I? ❞ 

❝ You can sell them for scrap, if you ever get out. ❞ 

❝ Oh, what’s the matter? Touched a nerve? ❞ 

❝ Just so we’re on the same page here, I fully, intend to kill you. ❞ 

❝ But first, we’re gonna make you suffer. ❞ 

❝ Can you remember when it was simple?  ❞ 

❝ You still haven’t apologized. ❞ 

❝ You know, half the crooks in Gotham think I feed you info. ❞ 

❝ Well yeah, when there’s something in it for me.  ❞ 

❝ Sorry for making criminals think less of you. ❞ 

❝ Hey, have I ever hurt anyone? ❞ 

❝ Hey, boss! We’re gettin’ you outta here! ❞ 

❝ Deep down, I knew war was coming.  ❞ 

❝ I was just waiting for someone to pull the trigger. ❞ 

❝ Something’s changed. You’re different. ❞ 

❝ I prefer to call it a work in progress, but it does show potential. ❞ 

❝ There’s no perfection without a little pain! ❞ 

❝ You know, I was just going to suggest you do that. ❞ 

❝ You’re trapped. There’s nowhere to run. ❞ 

❝ Who said anything about running? ❞ 

❝ Ha! No prison can hold me! Uh, hang on a second. ❞ 

❝ So here’s the part where you tell me off… ❞ 

❝ This is the end. This is the last time we meet. ❞ 

❝ Don’t talk like that, okay? ❞ 

❝ This won’t stop you. Nothing stops you. ❞ 

❝ You don’t want me hanging around, stealing the spotlight. ❞ 

❝ Tea party’s over, freak. Let’s start talking. ❞ 

❝ I give the orders here, not you. ❞ 

❝ And you’ll have three dead cops by the time I’m through. ❞ 

❝ We’ll see about that. Now, quit with the rhymes! ❞ 

❝ Now, now, officer, you mistake me for a snitch. ❞ 

❝ Where are they, you little son of a bitch! ❞ 

❝ Hahahahaha! That certainly scratched my itch. ❞ 

❝ Taking the warden, why not just kill him/her and escape? ❞ 

❝ If you want him/her dead, why come to me? You seem capable. ❞ 

❝ There are many in this city with a gift for causing harm. ❞ 

❝ I’ve seen what your toxin does. I want that. ❞ 

❝ Where am I? What’s happening to me? ❞ 

❝ The world should see you for the worthless thing you are. ❞ 

❝ I told you I knew everything about you, didn’t I?  ❞ 

❝ Spare me the good cop/bad cop routine. ❞ 

❝ See, you’re supposed to keep me talking. ❞ 

❝ Look me in the eye and say that. ❞ 

❝ I’ve had a devil of a time tracking you down. ❞ 

❝ So, it’s over, the whole world knows. What now? ❞ 

❝ I’m not feeling myself tonight. ❞ 

❝ Er, um, you’ll feel better tomorrow.  ❞ 

❝ I trusted you and you just left me to die! ❞ 

❝ Don’t you dare lie to me! ❞ 

❝ Guys, guys, guys, so good to see you.  ❞ 

❝ I’ve got nothing to say to you. ❞ 

❝ I did it. Cornered you. Did what no one else could.  ❞ 

❝ I already know, and I’m not waiting anymore. ❞ 

❝ But know this: it’ll be an act of mercy when you do. ❞ 

❝ Abandon the city, for I will unleash your greatest fears. ❞ 

❝ Lost for words? I expected more… I’m hurt. ❞ 

❝ How long did you wait before replacing me, huh? ❞ 

❝ Without fear, life is meaningless. ❞ 

❝ Why aren’t you scared!? ❞ 

❝ You’re old, you’re predictable and you never stood a chance. ❞ 

❝ You used to put up a fight. ❞ 

❝ I would have kept it when I was finished with you. ❞ 

❝ I’ve trained my mind to feel no pain. ❞ 

❝ Don’t be fooled, don’t think you’re winning. ❞ 

❝ It’s not the face you’re given… It’s the face you choose. ❞ 

❝ If I’m not mistaken, turned out to be rather a long one if I recall… ❞ 

❝ No… no! Those guns, they were mine! ❞ 

❝ Things change. Now, it’s just war. ❞ 

❝ I tried one of those question mark games they have around here.  ❞ 

❝ I pressed the button and burnt the evil bastard myself. ❞ 

❝ You don’t need to worry about us, or feel responsible.  ❞ 

❝ Once I understood your greatest fear, controlling you was simple.  ❞ 

❝ Think very carefully about your next move. ❞ 

❝ That’s what I like about you - predictable!  ❞ 

❝ You will bring death to all who follow you. ❞ 

❝ You were young, full of rage. You still got that fight? ❞ 

❝ Die, knowing that I will make them suffer- every one. ❞ 

❝ You die here, and your legend dies with you. ❞ 

❝ I kinda hoped you’d put more of a fight. ❞ 

❝ Sorry kid. You shoulda stuck to the little leagues. ❞ 

❝ I did it! I actually did it! I mean, of course I did! ❞ 

❝ I don’t think you’ll be solving this one. ❞ 

❝ Riddle me this: What’s dead? You! ❞ 

❝ My only regret is I didn’t kill ‘em myself. ❞ 

❝ You’re dead! Wait, does that mean I’m dead?!  ❞ 

❝ Well that’s what I get for betting it all on black. ❞ 

❝ You survive everything I ever threw at you only to die now, like this? ❞ 

❝ Do me a favor and die already. I got a business to run! ❞ 

❝ Is this some kind of joke? Trying to run me outta Gotham?  ❞ 

❝ I can see the same fire in your eyes. Before this night is through… that fire will consume you. ❞ 

❝ I’m going to steal all your money, and destroy everything you’ve built here, okay? ❞

[killeriddle-blog]

❝ Want to play doctor? ❞ duh .

          You stare at her with a look of dulled confusion across your features. This was a phrase you haven’t heard since preschool ( maybe even before that, yet you didn’t like to think of your past ). To play doctor was something you’d never think you hear again. But before you, stands the infamous Harley Quinn, someone you’d almost consider a friend ( maybe that relationship could grow ). “Yeah, sounds f u n.”

[killeriddle-blog]

                       What follows you, yet never steps in front of you?

indie canon divergent edward nygma of dc comics tormented by zatan

[inkmemesarchive]

running  on  empty  ( 1988 )  sentence  starters ↪  alter  as  you  see  fit

“you are certifiable!”

“your mother and i tried. and don’t let anyone tell you any different.”

“i love you, baby.”

“it’s dangerous for you and it’s dangerous for them but i’m sorry, i just couldn’t stop myself.”

“i just needed you to know … i don’t know what i’m doing, and i love you.”

“i didn’t feel like having my picture taken with those sub-humans.”

“i’m very happy with you.”

“aren’t we supposed to question authority? you’re the one who taught me that!”

“now go out there and make a difference.”

“if you want to go back, that’s fine with me.”

“you’re a bully.”

“no. i’m a liar.”

“you can’t dance to beethoven.”

“why do you have to carry the burden of someone else’s life?”

“what’s this about a pizza?”

“that’s wit, not anger!”

“so now that we’ve determined i belong here, let’s talk about you.”

“i think that’s too much to ask.”

“i want to learn how to cook.”

“what are you doing here if you think so ‘highly’ of it?”

“we’ll see you again. you can be sure.”

“you’re on your own, kid.”

“now, i have no right in telling this to you.”

“they gave them to me, and i know i packed them but … i just can’t find them.”

“there’s no reason to think they’re onto us yet so stay calm.”

“it’s wonderful having a new name every six months.”

“my god (name). why’d you throw it all away?”

“you can’t keep running away from something you had nothing to do with.”

“you deserve your own chance!”

“what about us?”

“they need me.”

“i need you.”

“it must be nicer over there.”

“i wanna stay.”

“well, on birthdays, we’re all ‘sam’.”

“it’s great not recognizing yourself in the mirror!”

“i think i’ll go to new york and i’ll learn to write and i’ll come home every christmas and everyone will be really polite.”

“that doesn’t sound so bad. “

“you have a lot of secrets, don’t you? and now you have another one.”

“you sleeping with her?”

“baseball is my life.”

‘guitar is my life.”

“you said ‘walk’ not ‘hike’.”

“you tired?”

“you know, i was really surprised when you called me.”

“i wasn’t sure if you liked me or not.”

“sometimes you’re so … distant.”

“well, i’m not too sure if you like me too much either.”

“take it on faith. i usually don’t follow people i don’t like for ten miles into the middle of the woods.”

“why’re you so angry?”

“you scare a lot of people.”

“what’s wrong with being nice?”

“they see what they wanna see and they block out everything else.”

“i don’t know a thing about you. you might as well have sprung full-grown out of the head of zeus.”

“i’m a vegetarian; i don’t want little pieces of finger in my food.”

“can i help?”

“that was delicious babe; you outdid yourself.”

“oh god, i’m old enough to set the house on fire.”

“that’s you all over: afraid to commit yourself.”

“it’s okay; i want to.”

“you wouldn’t talk to me.”

“what am i doing?”

“i just wanted to talk to you.”

“i couldn’t stay with you that night - not because i didn’t want to …”

“i just wanted to tell you that i was sorry.”

“i wanted to tell you why i couldn’t be with you - not without you knowing; i didn’t wanna lie to you.”

“go ahead, hit the sack. you got school tomorrow.”

“you really like her, don’t you? smart ones are always the best.”

“i don’t know how to say goodbye.”

[vivienvalentino]

ANASTASIA 1997 | Don Bluth & Gary Goldman

[fuckingawesomeperfection]

[why-i-love-comics]

Harleen #2 (2019)

by Stjepan Sejic

[killeriddle-blog]

clownin‌:

@killeriddle   joked :    “I don't think I could handle another joke.”

     “   ‘s   all   in’cher   mind ,   c’mon ,   i   know   you   can !   so   a   man   ‘n   his   pet   squirrel   walk   into   a   catholic   school—   ”  

          You hold in a deep  g r o a n  as the good ( or what was before a ) doctor speaks. Head tilts as you (  i m p a t i e n t l y  ) wait for the punchline. The only thing  f u n n y  to you was that before this whole mess, that she was your doctor, monitoring how many times you’d incorporate riddle into a sentence. Now it was you, waiting to check off how many jokes she made within the next five minutes. “How hysterical.” You state after she ‘ lands ’ the punchline.

[conners-kent]

#mood

[killeriddle-blog]

"knock knock"

          You never really enjoyed jokes ( you were always more of a riddle person, the ‘ punchlines ’ always mad sense to you ). You never really enjoyed the presence of the Joker either, he wasn’t predictable, there was always too many outcomes. Also there was the lingering thought that somehow, in some way, that he, the mental mess, was smarter than you. You didn’t like that. Your IQ must be higher than his, there wasn’t anything special about him ( or was there? ).

          You turn to face him, surprised Arkham even put your cells this close together ( the chance of escape was high, a bit too high ). To you, this proves the staff’s stupidity, if it were up to you, the Joker would’ve been placed in nothing but a room that provides pure isolation, far away from any other ‘ patients ’ ( you weren’t deranged, you didn’t need mental help, you didn’t need to be a patient, you felt more like an inmate here ).

         “I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with the wind. What am I?”

[vaememes]

💀      THE     CRYPT     KEEPER     PROMPTS    !

triggering  /  nsfw   may  be  present ,  these  are  taken  from  a  variety  of   different  sources.

​❝ Fasten your drool cups, and ready your vomit bags! ❞

❝ And now, I predict the future… next week, you’ll be at the same time, same place. ❞

❝ I look into the future, my darlings… and for you, I see something… grotesque. ❞

​❝ Now, where was I? Oh yes! Ready! Maim! And here’s my favorite part. Fire! ❞

❝ So, still hungry for dessert? I hope you like cannibal soup…  ❞

❝ Ah, there you are! You’re just in time! ❞

​❝ Guess she heard the old saying, “if looks could kill”… so she did! ❞

​❝ If you wanna sell yourself, take a look in the mirror, first. ❞

​❝ Mirror, mirror, on the wall… who’s the fearest of them all? ❞

​❝ Speaking of bad luck, it’s time for another nasty little terror tale. ❞

​❝ You know dead people like me make excellent point guards. ❞

​❝ I guess the next best thing to making a goal is becoming a ghoul. ❞

​❝ So glad you could drop in, kill-seekers! ❞

​❝ Looking for a little helliday fun? You’ve come to the right place!❞

​❝ It just goes to show what happens when you get too caught up in your work. ❞

​❝ I hope my story didn’t scare you too much [ name ]. ❞

​❝ If you want, you can tell me a story. ❞

❝ Trust me, quit while you’re ahead. ❞

​❝ I’d prefer them with a little less meat on their bones, or better yet, just bones. ❞

​❝ Well, she can work that old black magic on me anytime she wants. ❞

​❝ I guess they learned that stealing can have grave consequences! ❞

​❝ Who’s next? Perhaps… you?   ❞

​❝ Creep out of trouble, because I’ll be watching. ❞

❝ What do you get when you cross a witch and an igloo? ❞

❝ I’m sure he never knew what hit him. ❞

❝ Be very careful what you axe for, for [ holiday ] because you might just get it. ❞

❝ It looks like I just bought seven years of bad luck. ❞

❝ Open the closet door and see if any family secrets fall out. ❞

❝ Beware of skeletons unless they’re yours truly. ❞

❝ Before you take the matrimonial plunge, check out the bride’s background. ❞

❝ But no pain, no game.  ❞

❝ It’s your lucky day fella, we want to pump you up. ❞

❝ At the risk of going out on a limb, I’ve to hand it to [ name ]. ❞

❝ Goes to show you what happens when you let your imagination run away with you. ❞

❝ I guess poor [ name ] the guest of horror after all. ❞

❝ Here’s to your bad health, see you next time. ❞

❝ Aw, wasn’t that romantic? Yuck! ❞

❝ Which leaves poor little [ name ] out of boyfriends. ❞

❝ That young lady sure did know how to make her point. ❞

❝ Sheesh. The things some folks will do to get ahead in show business. ❞

❝ I still think that diamonds are a girls best friend. ❞

❝ Sometimes I crack myself up. ❞

❝ That’s what he gets for having a name like [ name ]. ❞

❝ Was it a little too graphic for you? ❞

❝ I guess life imitates art after all. ❞

❝ I guess you figured out by now where I get my good lucks. ❞

❝ We never even got a chance to play hide and go shriek together. ❞

❝ Well, how was that for a scream? ❞

❝ Now there’s a villain with a heart. ❞

❝ If you give me a scream, I might just tell you. ❞

❝ Here today, left overs tomorrow. ❞

❝ So what do you say? Can I interest you in a policy? The benefits are great. ❞

❝ Want to play doctor? ❞

❝ A good man is hard to find, especially after he’s been chopped into pieces. ❞

❝ No guts, no gorey. ❞

❝ Now that’s what I call a happy ending. ❞

❝ I love a ghoul who gives you head and then let’s you keep it. ❞

❝ You know what they say, you’re never too cold for rock and roll.  ❞

❝ I guess that’s what happens when you butcher your money where your mouth is. ❞

❝ You know what they say, the morgue, the merrier. ❞

❝ Well, that certainly gives a new meaning to the term ‘burn rubber’. ❞

❝ Looks like it’s just one dead end job after another. ❞

[killeriddle-blog]

I got me some icons done.

[killeriddle-blog]

                       What follows you, yet never steps in front of you?

indie canon divergent edward nygma of dc comics tormented by zatan

[killeriddle-blog]

                       What follows you, yet never steps in front of you?

indie canon divergent edward nygma of dc comics tormented by zatan

[killeriddle-blog]

I’ll finish doing work on here later I promise