Mr. Silly Willy

21. black. bio major. i study big hairy men in their natural habits. currently observing: jjk & cod. minors dni.

[mechanicalrot]

*meeeting a friend for coffee* friend: how's work been?

me: oh you know *mimes putting a gun in my mouth but i moan a little and start sucking the barrel and pushing it deeper

[bobhoskins]

when someone goes through ur blog archive and likes 1000 things at once

[miraclemaya]

they need to give me a sword, one so holy it's very presence burns those filled with evil. and then i need to corrupt it, turn it inert, into a simple heavy blade bereft of it's once holy power. i will bathe it in the blood of the innocent and kind, until the once glorious songs of battle sung by the blade are replaced with cries of sorrow. and thn ill hauve sex wth it

[to00fu]

[crumplstiltskin]

one more week until im free

[3-aem]

Man of the decade

[temeyes]

soap, somewhere in the base: "CAPTAIN GARRICK IN THE HOUSE!!!"

[drunkshogun]

Suguru Geto from Jujutsu Kaisen

[sincerelyu]

[aransmind]

they want to play a game...

[willgrahamscock]

[alinam0ri]

Colonel is going to need stitches

[bronzetomatoes]

"spam liking will get you blocked" spam liking will get you a kiss on the mouth

[shyravenns]

Making sure your captain knows you’re okay 💪 (with a little added bonus)

[devil-in-hiding]

[capacity]

I need a boyfriend that I dominate and another one that dominates me but the one I dom in turn dominates the one that doms me. Like a Rock Paper Scissors throuple. Lol I don’t actually want this but it’s a funny concept to think about. and would heal the world

[unitydruid]

i like this post it presents a humorous concept as a personal statement but clarifies that it's simply in jest. but keeps it lighthearted. but earnest. so these are the reasons why i like this post.

[aransmind]

cowboy geto at your service

[aransmind]

cowboy choso