I AM THE FUCKING STRONG

ilya | any pronouns | 18+ only please | Freud Endangerment Squad | Witch | Dragon Enthusiast | Werewolf Rights Activist | #3rd biggest DIO apologist

[killerqueen]

ilayda —> killerqueen

[grapnel]

An example of why one should use the Oxford comma.

[doomdaysdecays-deactivated20251]

if i had to explain what tumblr is like i’d only show this

[the-moonbug]

No one seems to be acknowledging the far funnier element of this, which is, that when you go to the commenter’s account, you find out they are actually fucking roleplaying as a sexually repressed skeleton and jjst really committed to the bit while everyone in the reblogs is talking about how much they hate minors or whatever. thank you kharak the skeleton servant of the almighty lich king

[nerdragons-hoard]

if i had to explain what tumblr is like i’d only show this

[frontmansdefender]

I aspire to be as happy as Robert Pattinson hanging out with a cow

[gondorrevealparty]

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

[gondorrevealparty]

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

[samuelroukin]

one thing i hate about english is your open compound words. what do you mean it's a light switch and not a lightswitch or a water bottle instead of a waterbottle. get real

[samuelroukin]

why won't you let your words frot.

[itsmebeff]

[heavenslittlemachine-deactivate]

i have been noticing recently that people younger than me are too sensitive, while people older than me are not sensitive enough. which, if i'm correct, should be taken as a sign that the total reality penetration vortex is operating as intended -- within as few as five or six generations we may very well be producing babies who can directly perceive the wound at the heart of the world

[choco-cheese]

been playing a lot of sudoku lately…

[mrcarriertheii]

The beast looks in horror as it sees the weight of its sins

[bittersweetblasphemy]

Priest Kink less in the way of wanting to be dominated by a religious figure and more in the way that i drive a holy man to sin at my command and if he dares to try to repent i remind him in whatever way i see fit that he doesn't belong to god anymore.

[sacred-portal]

[kalgalen]

"i want them to make each other worse" i want them to have an impact on each other that's hard to define as objectively good or bad but is still sure to change the trajectory of their lives and alter their very being on a fundamental level forever

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[phlebasthebroenician]

Yahoooooooooo!!!!

[saladcannibal]

me when the horror game monster is revealed to be an angel, as if I don't hope and expect it to be an angel every time, as if I'm not usually wrong: "I *knew* it was an angel"

[michaelmcdonaldofficial]

deeply deeply deeply intrigued by the wall art choices from this zillow listing i found in Quebec