BoJack Horseman Prompts ;
TW for existentialism, depression, drugs and sex references.
❝ We’re just tiny specks that will one day be forgotten. ❞
❝ I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast. ❞
❝ I know I’m a piece of shit. That at least makes me better than all the other pieces of shit that don’t know they’re pieces of shit, doesn’t it? Or does it make it worse? ❞
❝ You’re a real stupid piece of shit, and everywhere you go you destroy people. ❞
❝ Of course your mother never loved you. What do you expect? ❞
❝ Sometimes I have this tiny voice in the back of my head that goes like, ‘Hey, everyone hates you! And they’re not wrong to feel that way.’❞
❝ That voice... the one that tells you that you’re worthless and stupid and ugly... it goes away, right? ❞
❝ Now I spend a lot of time with the real me and believe me, nobody is gonna love that guy. ❞
❝ Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to take a shower so I can’t tell if I’m crying or not. ❞
❝ It’s amazing to me that people wake up every morning and say, ‘Yeah! Another day, let’s do it!’-- how do people do it? ❞
❝ Usually when people ask me how I’m doing, the real answer is that I’m doing shitty. But I can’t say I’m doing shitty because I don’t even have a good reason to be doing shitty. ❞
❝ It’s fine! I mean, it’s not-- fine, but... it’s fine. ❞
❝ I want you to know that your actions have an effect on others, and I HATE YOU. ❞
❝ You not understanding that you’re a horrible person doesn’t make you less of a horrible person. ❞
❝ He’s so stupid he doesn’t realise how miserable he should be. I envy that. ❞
❝ Do you think it’s too late for me? ❞
❝ I need you to tell me that I’m good. ❞
❝ I’m so tired of squinting. ❞
❝ I feel like I was born with a leak, and any goodness I had just slowly spilled out of me, and now it’s all gone, and I’ll never get it back in me. It’s too late. ❞
❝ Life is a series of closing doors, isn’t it? ❞
❝ Nobody completes anybody. That’s not a thing. ❞
❝ If you’re lucky enough to find someone you can half-way tolerate, you sink your nails in and you don’t let go. ❞
❝ One day, you’re going to look around and realise that everybody loves you, but nobody likes you. And that is the loneliest feeling in the world. ❞
❝ Nothing on the outside, nothing on the inside. ❞
❝ That small act of kindness showed me more compassion than my mother gave me her entire goddamn life. ❞
❝ How hard is it to do something nice for a person? ❞
❝ I’m your son! All I HAD was you! ❞
❝ My mother is dead, and everything is worse now. ❞
❝ Everything is worse now. ❞
❝ I never hated you, did you hate me?! ❞
❝ There is no other side. This is it. ❞
❝ I wish I could’ve known about the view from halfway down. ❞
❝ If it doesn’t matter, can I stay on the phone with you at least? ❞