I'm Carl.

kill me

[niggazinmoscow]

Todd from HR. Chad from accounting. Steve in sales. Mike the office manager.

[r0asted]

This video is my life

[tinymoose]

I AM DYYYUNG OMG

[illectura]

imagine someone actually giving a fuck ?? about your day??? and your feelings?? imagine someone giving a fuck about you ????

[babyanimalgifs]

[withinevening]

I think we could all use this on our dashes.

[madzlucemxiv]

Pure post

[coffeefrenchandhistory]

This is the kind of quality content I enjoy and demand

[the-book-diaries]

“Oh, you can’t describe someone you’re in love with!”

— Tennessee Williams, A Streetcar Named Desire

[illectura]

imagine someone actually giving a fuck ?? about your day??? and your feelings?? imagine someone giving a fuck about you ????

[penicillium-pusher]

my counselor: how are you doing?

me: good, how are you?

my counselor: good, what brings you in today?

me: im doin real bad karen

[refiningfire]

[baturaylarinsonvarisi]

[heavensghost]

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[hermes-whore-deactivated2019021]

let’s do it, roger

[spitefulreality-deactivated2015]

Roger helppppp

[curvycorinneranga]

I need you Roger!

[thaebae]

ROGER PLEASE

[killmecarl-blog]

Roger pls

[killmecarl-blog]

rip every inch of my skin from my body so I can feel new

[killmecarl-blog]

There’s always room for improvement. That doesn’t mean that it will happen.

[ferretfyre]

“It was a different type of challenge for me,” says DiCaprio, “Because I’ve played a lot of very vocal characters. It’s something that I really wanted to investigate — playing a character that says almost nothing. How do you relay an emotional journey and get in tune with this man’s angst … without words?”

[killmecarl-blog]

[killmecarl-blog]

junky.

[hirxeth]

A Streetcar Named Desire (1951) Dir. Elia Kazan

[flowerkidnena]

me af lmao