You Are The Worst, Burr

Call me, beep me- or, you know, just talk to me

[satomichi]

♥ ♥ ♥

[wayneradiotv]

me after watching this

[baldurians-deactivated20230226]

Animal Crossing: New Horizons x

[pacificrim-archive]

Me when keanu showed up on that stage

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

Umm excuse me what the fuck

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Oh. Wait- Never mind. I’ll let you live this time buzzfeed… this time

[fizzphobic]

[frogmp3]

everyone born in the 90s has an intense inherent desire and ability to play the sims for hours at a time

[dankmemeuniversity]

[badjokesbyjeff]

So my twin brother called me from prison

He said, “So you know how we finish each others’ sentences?”

[kriosv]

Jeff, we talked about your username.

[lovelymothmans]

am i relatable yet?

[acornfriend]

ambivert comics

[kardashiansfuckyeah]

me: *knows exactly what i have to say*

me: *stutters and fucks up a 5 word sentence*

[frontpagewoman]

Lander Elementary School-Mayfield Heights, Ohio

[jonesywrites-deactivated2025050]

😭

[krockafella-deactivated20220707]

I’m just so happy for him.

[yellehughes]

This is so cute!

[fairycosmos]

sharpay was right: this is not what i want. this is not what i planned. and i just gotta say. i Do Not understand

[sunbutch]

hating men isn't a personality trait

no it’s a hobby

[feministism]

[bob-belcher]

SNL Weekend Update: May 18th 2019, Leslie Jones on the new abortion laws

[7842758406546745643087-deactiva]

the traits “likes spooky stuff” and “is a genuine coward” CAN coexist within one person. it’s me i’m in hell

[interstellaar]

Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner getting married in Vegas hours after performing at the BBMAs by an Elvis impersonator surrounded by a bunch of random celebrities and Diplo livestreaming it is 100% what I imagined their wedding to be like