I don't feel so good...

Kim. 25. Humor and fandom blog. Slytherin and proud.

[vancityreynolds]

Goncharov to himself: Will you be here when I return?

To this day, that line gives me chills.

[catchymemes]

[bunjywunjy]

The Domestication of Cats, 7500 BCE

[dankmemeuniversity]

[a-real-fast-goose]

Jeff looks back at you suspiciously. Unbeknownst to you Jeff has the theory that you are an anteater. The spy vs spy-esque antics go on for 7 acts

[taylor-fartnerd]

Your boss eyes the two of you, he seems nervous while he slightly shakes in fear. The two of you have been doing nothing but suspecting each other the entire time. Yet you haven’t even suspected the fact that,

Your boss is the anteater.

[kingdraws-moved]

[catboydaredevil-deactivated2023]

I jist burst out laughing so hard holy shit 🤣

[vulpeccula]

“It’s almost perfect.”

“He’ll be along.”

[kendallroy-deactivated20210425]

2020 in review: january, february, march, march, march, march, march, april, mayjunejulyaugustseptemberoctober, november 1, november 2, november 3, november 3 part 2, november 3 part 3, november 3 part 

[twobrokenwyngs]

november 3 part 3 chapter 1, november 3 part 3 chapter 2, novem

[thetownloner]

imagine explaining this to yesterday you

[godlessondheimite]

[twoguysonebeartrap]

[brassparker]

i failed a student for their midterm grade, and they just sent me an email that just says “bruh.”

[brassparker]

deadass

can we appreciate the respectfully tho?

[chickenfarmersan]

[alamuts-lair-of-madness]

At least show us the bison!

[chickenfarmersan]

[thestenchofcheeseandregrets]

[instantkarma83]

Oh the drama of it all

[tealcat001-deactivated20240324]

This Man possesses more common sense than half the tourists of the world. You see a wild animal, you give it plenty ot space. You don’t walk up close try to snap a bunch of picture, then womder why you’re dead.

[ingek73]

In the Netherlands they keep feeding wild animals(or braiding the wild horses hair???) who then have to be relocated because the galloways go to every new human to see if they have tasty treats

Leave wild animals alone

[ingek73]

…. and just on the news a campaign is about to start to tell people to stop feeding wild boars in Veluwe natural park because the boars think: cars-people-food! and get too close or get killed by the cars.

I have come across a wild boar mum with her offspring in the forest but made sure to keep a aafe distance.

Leave wild animals alone.

If you are worried about a wild animal call the forester/forest ranger/forest service.

[chaos-and-recover]

In western Canada they keep having to put bears down because stupid tourists feed them and then they’re not afraid of people and you can’t just… have bears that think people = food wandering around, and it’s enraging. Leave them alone.

[ingek73]

exactly

[evecolours]

Louder for the people in the back! LEAVE WILD ANIMALS ALONE. They get killed because of you. They’re not pets and behaving as such will get them killed.

[karijote]

[fixyourwritinghabits]

I reblogged one of these but this one is even better.

[fire-fira]

Here’s your reminder that the US doesn’t have an official language.

[autistic-liberation-front]

[dasstark]

this world needs more of happy Harry (uni doodling series continues)

[friendly-animals]

[pote-moupes-bravo]

❤️❤️❤️❤️

[gif87a-com]

[back-that-sass-up]

TERRIFIC stuff by the cat!

[ladymarlboro]

i love how the crowd goes nuts

[synthient]

The story of Cats is that in the 1930s, the famous poet T.S. Eliot wrote a book of cutesy little cat-themed poems for his godchildren

And then 40 years later, Andrew Lloyd Webber found a lost cat poem that T.S. Eliot had cut from the cat book for being too sad for children, and ALW was like "woahhh. A cat....that's sad. That's deep, man. I wanna make a musical out of this"

So the producer assigned to the project was like "okay, I guess you could maybe read these cat poems as a satire of 1930s British society? We could probably do something sort of interesting with that, I'm thinking a cast of about 5 and--"

And ALW was like "no. Forget the satire. Also I want a cast of dozens and the most advanced special effects technology ever seen on stage. I've taken out a second mortgage on my house to fund this"

And the producer was like "wh-- you-- wh-- do you even have. a plot"

So ALW got a bunch of actors and writers and artists together and they holed up and did cocaine workshopped for 5 weeks, and at the end of it they emerged and said "the plot is that a bunch of cats are having a dance contest for the right to take a ufo to cat heaven :)"

and then it made 2 billion dollars.

[filmouts]