AND I DON'T WANT THE WORLD TO SEE ME,

When everything's made to be broken, I just want you to know who I am. Kimberly Allison Tribiani, 21 years old. Signed to Poizon Records. Pregnant.

[augustdelcarlo-deactivated20140]

Oh, uh, hmm. I must say, I’m a bit taken aback. You’re not showing whatsoever. 

[kimtrib]

I understand, honestly.

Oh, uhm, I won't show for a while - I only found out a few weeks back. 

[augustdelcarlo-deactivated20140]

S’ fine. Don’t be so hard on yourself, dear. You clearly must have some redeeming qualities if I’m-… Hold on a second, you’re pregnant?

[kimtrib]

Yes, pregnant. 

[kimtrib]

@kimtrib: vat of festering herpes

[asherwatson]

I thought so. The one and only: singer, dancer, professional Twitterer. 

[kimtrib]

Do you want me to sign your boob?

[asherwatson]

Ack, thanks anyway… Wait.. Kim Tribiani? You’re Kim Tribiani, right?

[kimtrib]

That's me.

[asherwatson]

I don’t know how to work the thermostat of the shower and I haven’t even seen my roommate around to ask them. I don’t feel like scolding myself this evening, so if anyone has advice, please the floor is yours.

[kimtrib]

I installed a whole new bathroom suite in my place, so, I can't help you out there.

[kimtrib]

@kimtrib: fucking bite me

[augustdelcarlo-deactivated20140]

I’m not quite sure why this comes as such a surprise to you, love. I thought I was making my inclinations pretty clear.

[kimtrib]

Sorry, my brain hasn’t been in gear lately. I’m surprised, I mean - a man as intelligent, nature and handsome as you are can do hella better than a knocked up former singer.

[augustdelcarlo-deactivated20140]

Ahh, so maybe your self-esteem isn’t all that bad after all.

[kimtrib]

..Me? Like, really?

[kimtrib]

No, I’m not quite sure that I do. Please elaborate on your lifelong struggles with self-perception. 

…Okay then. Helpful. I’m sure whoever she is, is really great.

[augustdelcarlo-deactivated20140]

You don’t know yourself? Mmm, that’s rather worrisome, don’t you think? You might want to see a shrink to assist you in working out those deep-seeded identity issues of yours. 

[kimtrib]

You know what I mean, August. Tell me who it is.

[augustdelcarlo-deactivated20140]

'Couldn't have said it better myself. 

[kimtrib]

Hmm, alright. Well… this person is someone that you would’ve known prior to moving into the complex. 

The only people I knew before moving in were Chloe and Daniel. And myself, obviously. Not that I'd really know myself.. because I am myself and I'm not really making sense any more, you're making my brain ache.

[augustdelcarlo-deactivated20140]

I tend to be a rather graphic guy, love. That’s something you’re just going to have to get used to. I’ve never met either of the two ladies you’ve mentioned… although you are familiar with the girl I have in mind.

[kimtrib]

There's nothing wrong with being a little graphic. 

Oh come on, I've lived here for like, a hundred years. I know everyone.

[augustdelcarlo-deactivated20140]

Colette? Oh god no, I’m not terribly keen on diving down into a vat of festering herpes. Guess again.  

[kimtrib]

Graphic. But I agree with you there. I don't know, it depends on who you've actually spoken to so far. If it's Snow or Charity, then you'll get your face broken for even trying.

[themusicofgleeks]

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[kimtrib]

There are worse things I could do; Than go with a boy or two.. Even though the neighborhood thinks I'm trashy, And no good; I suppose it could be true. But there are worse things I could do.

[augustdelcarlo-deactivated20140]

Oh really? That’s swell, but I happened to have my eyes set on one particular bachelorette. 

[kimtrib]

If it's Colette, I'm gonna slap you into the middle of next week.

[kimtrib]

RT @notacandycane: heard @kimtrib practicing for the gala last night. she sounds great. come see her and have some fun this upcoming weekend!! #CarterCenterGala