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[weaver-z]

Drain all of my blood and refill my veins with only this video

[imthemuthafuckingcricket]

Have you seen whatever this is @pendraegon

[pendraegon]

the inherent homoeroticism of jocks and emos dancing together...........effervescent

[emiett]

Here’s the short comic I made for @pichikui​’s Danny Phantom charity zine, GOING GHOST! She’s selling digital copies on her gumroad if anyone missed out! Profits are donated to RAICES 👻💀!!

[lesbianshepard]

disney is like “homophobic? how can we be homophobic? we put one (1) frame of lesbians in star wars!”

[lesbianshepard]

this is what straight people think representation is. it took me 4 tries to get this screenshot because if i paused the button blocked their face and it was literally less than a second long. 

[canape-official]

[batsandnerds]

It's not about "straight people", it's about Russian and Chinese money

[cookie-sheet-toboggan]

it actually isn't because of foreign markets and if anyone is interested this is a pretty good video explaining why the "China Excuse" isn't actually as legitimate as you think it is

https://youtu.be/acEgpuwGu-I

[princessnijireiki]

the kiss was also literally not cut in china, and I know this may come as a shock, but singapore is a whole separate country from both china and russia, too... almost like pinning corporate homophobia on red scare boogeymen is thinly veiled racism + unfounded nationalist belief in the first world as being unerringly "progressive" (vs the false association of the second & third worlds as being full of bigotry) 🤔

[internationalemeteorologie]

Mirko Hanák

illustrations (1963) from The Wandering Hunter: A novel from the fox’s life by Karel Nový, Albatros Publishing, 1973

[kojad]

Dorénavant je possède l’instagram comme tous les gens hype :

https://www.instagram.com/k0j4d_du_77/

[nsmmm]

バッティングセンター

[gwuwwy]

Oo ouch the edge owie

[sealdeer]

did someone say alien

[7842758406546745643087-deactiva]

the traits “likes spooky stuff” and “is a genuine coward” CAN coexist within one person. it’s me i’m in hell

[gerudho]

[just-shower-thoughts]

b, p, d and q are the same fucking letter and noone talks about it

[tsaimelemoni]

[catchymemes]

[claumschiff]

Damian Wayne to make my friend happy <3

[avril-circus]

Never mind the weather, we’ll spend a great day.

[popypotato]

Momiji in his beautiful attire 🎐🍁

[popypotato]

oh goodness it’s on the radar ;o; 💖💕💕

[alessiajontrunfio]

I know What you are. You’re “Mama”

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

me as an Ancient Greek

me: hey Poseidon whats with the pitchfork huh???? There’s a lot of hay to stack in the ocean huh??? fucking loser me: *gets killed by a tsunami*

[writing-prompt-s]

A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.

[endreams-s]

Serial Killer: metaphorically, if you were to kill someone, how would you do it?

Writer: Air shot between the toes, it’ll look like a heart attack.

Serial Killer who is obviously in love already: *sucks in a breath* ok

[honeypressed]

Writer: how long would it take to die if you were to potentially stab someone in the guts

Serial killer: anywhere from 2 to 30 minutes

Writer, already bringing a ring out: *shaking* thanks

[moonreflectioninthefragglepond]

A++ addition

[tetsuskitten]

Writer: *shows the serial killer the murder scene they’re writing* babe, i’m not sure if this would actually work?

Serial killer: *kisses writer on the forehead and leaves, comes back later, a suspicious scent of blood coming off them* it works baby, you’re doing great

[tigerliliesandcherryblossoms]

I LOVE THIS

[vmohlere]

Oh no, murder comedy is my jam

[laziestofthedreamers]

I love this, I love all of this, but quick question, does the author know? Like are they aware that their significant other is a serial killer or do they just think that they have a morbid sense of humor? It’d be even funnier if the author had no fucking clue, like how Aurthur Conan Doyle was apparently stupidly gullible, and on top of it they’re a horror or crime novelist. Like the serial killer works at a butcher shop or something so it’s completely normal for them to come home smelling like blood, no murders going on here, no sirey. Just my darling coming back home from a long day at work.

Now fast forward a bit and the author has managed to get their first book published, with loving support from the serial killer who helped them fine tune all the murder scenes, and it’s a big hit. Enough so that a detective with the local police department has noticed some disturbing similarities to several active cases, including details that were never released to the press. Obviously he brings this up to his superior and convinces him that there’s something to the theory, but it’s all circumstantial right now. He stakes out the author’s home and is super convinced that the author is the murderer, but they don’t seem to do anything??? Like they literally are at the house all day, that’s it. Most they do is leave for groceries.

So you get this dynamic of the serial killer mining the author for creative murder schemes, the author being lovingly encouraged by the serial killer, and finally the detective who is just so sure that the author is the killer and that if he sticks it out long enough he’ll FINALLY have proof.

[pamgkrthwrites]

Plot twist, The serial killer and detective use to go out so it gets sub what personal. 

“You need to stop seeing them. I think they are a serial killer.”

Serial killer breaths in. “Look-”

[ladyhavilliard]

…perfect

[outerspacekake]

I don’t like actual murder mysteries, but this is perfect