Wonderland 2.0

Hey this is a new blog because my nigga David left and tumblr staff started wilding. Bella 19 🇭🇹🇭🇹

[thepersonalquotes]

Alcohol is cool but have you ever had someone care about you? Me neither, pass the bottle.

[naiveasf]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKK

[threesideddream]

I lent my friend some money and he sent this to me

[mae0x]

[mutxdblue]

[mellifexfarm]

if chickens were big enough to eat us do you think they would

without question

[pularia]

Without remorse.

[darkequidae]

Without hesitation

[lavenderek]

without a napkin

[jadeitor-art]

Without dipping us in sauce

[jchamphero]

Without giving a cluck

[reixben-deactivated20130317]

[marleyyiam-blog]

khawylabee:

IMA BUFF BABY THAT CAN DANCE LIKE A MAN I CAN SHAKA MY FANNY I CAN SHAKA MY CAN IMA TOUGH TOOTIN BABY I CAN PUNCHA YA BUNS PUNCHA YA BUNS I CAN PUNCH ALL YA BUNS IF YOURE AN EVIL WITCH I WILL PUNCH YOU FOR FUN c: 

i have literally watched this for the past ten minutes and not stopped laughing

Oh my goodness. that’s funny :3

why is this so funny? hahha 

[astrocyte-deactivated20171202]

cashier: sorry for your wait. we’re short-staffed today

millennial: oh that’s ok no worries :)

 baby boomer:

[kinda-not-innocent02]

FACTSSSSSSS

[post--grad]

i hate having to like…………….. articulate my ideas

[teenagerposts]

this is the best one

[como-chin-gas]

[fromth3moon]

got that 🥰

[elyseeeeew-deactivated20250306]

It’s beginning to look a lot like fuck this

[killowave]

[rootbeergoddess]

This post is literal perfection

[whimsicalslutt]

romance ??? AND disgusting sex ????

[tae-lor]

Yesssss it could all be so simple

[midknyghtkvng93]

Impossible

[bacchino-malato-deactivated2019]

this tweet better than marx

[biglawbear]

This is literally the philosophy underlying unions

If EVERYBODY stopped working RIGHT NOW the capitalists would be FUCKED

[the-cumberbatchs-stupid-penwing]

I'm sorry. But this is fucking funny.

[como-chin-gas]