oozey mess
Origami Around
trying on a metaphor
Stranger Things
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
we're not kids anymore.
$LAYYYTER
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
almost home
Cosimo Galluzzi
occasionally subtle
cherry valley forever
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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if i look back, i am lost
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macklin celebrini has autism
Discoholic 🪩
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@kindofobsessedwitheverything
Person: Eww you're fat
Me: Hello there friend. Though I am quite confused on why you are interested in my body composition, I thank you for expressing your observations. I am also confused on why you seem to believe that I am made completely of fat. I would like to inform you that I am not Adiposian. Thank you for your concern. Have a nice day!
i;ve been laughing for 3 years
*clears throat* Correct me if I'm wrong but Girl Scouts has always accepted everyone. Sooooo.
never in my life did I think that toilet doors would make me so angry
i love you chongo
Today on the bus taylor swift was playing and it was trouble or whatever and my friend who actually likes taylor swift was singing along happily and whatever
and then it gets to the “cold hard ground” part
and the entire bus screams like the goat video
and it was the most syncronized thing ive ever seen a group of teenagers do that wasnt planned
me when i'm driving and i pass a car: jesus fucking christ finALLY the speed limit on this road is forty-goddamn-five wake the fuck up and drive you are a hazard why hasn't your license revoked i s2g
me when i'm driving and a car passes me: whoa there friend we are all merely travelers on the road of life plz take a deep breath it's not a race and you're not on fire it does not matter how slow you go as long as you do not stop
Camp Half-Blood: Everyone is welcome here!!!
Camp Half-Blood: Monster? Satyr? Goddess? Sprite? Welcome home!
Camp Half-Blood: Not a fighter? Wanna just forge/invent all day? You're not alone!!!
Camp Half-Blood: You don't really have to fight if you don't want to!!!
Camp Half-Blood: Really conventionally feminine? Love make-up? Gossip? Match making? You'll fit right in!
Camp Half-Blood: Are you pretty young? That's okay! Camp welcomes you!
Camp Half-Blood: Not good with authority? No worries. We're chill here.
Camp Half-Blood: Wanna just sleep all day long? We have just the place for you!
Camp Half-Blood: Not good at following directions? You are among friends.
Camp Half-Blood: Scaredy cat? We have magic creatures who have literally dedicated their entire lives to keeping you safe.
Camp Half-Blood: Wanna spend your life in an environment of sister hood? without men? I can introduce you to someone. (I'll miss you though.)
Camp Half-Blood: Confused? You know where the big house is!
Camp Half-Blood: Unbridled aggression and anger issues? No brainer!
Camp Half-Blood: You've gone through so much. I'm so proud that you made it. I love you.
Camp Jupiter: You will be eaten by a wolf.
Camp Half-Blood:
Camp Jupiter: Literally consumed. By an actual wolf.
Camp Half-Blood:
Camp Jupiter: She'll probably make a dumb joke about it too.
I JUST CHOKED ON MY WATER
Hi, I’m auditioning for the role of Icarus and I’ll be singing Here Comes The Sun by The Beatles.
half sword, half skateboard. its called the skatesword and i invented it. now who wants to drive me to the hospital
i feel like swordboard has a much nicer ring to it
but we can discuss it on the way
#percy jackson
me at age 12: dad can you please stop shit talking the U.S you sound like a conspiracy theorist
me now: imperialism is the manifestation of evil and the current sociopolitical system must burn to the ground
Hi I’ll be auditioning for congress and I’ll be singing American Idiot by Green Day.
Everyone go home we have a winner
Baby sea turtle swimming
or is it flying through the snow
Definitely flying through the snow.
Heroes of Olympus version!
Based on this post here ~
Bonus Percabeth~
Annabeth: So wait, when pies are involved, you can suddenly do math in your head?
Piper: hold on. Percy, how much is 19,154 pies divided by 61 pies?
Percy: 314 pies
Piper: what if they were salads?
Percy: carry the four and--it doesn't work
He looks like Stormagedon
Headcanon that Will Solace calls pretty much everyone bae but everytime he does, Nico shadow travels to him and points his sword at the "bae" which is normally one of his siblings. But then Will starts doing it on purpose just so he can see Nico.
Grandma: The early bird catches the worm!
Me: Yes, but the late bird gets more sleep.
