Finally met my future brother-in-law! He's an excellent person, cool beans. I'm considering making him a gold star
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Keni
will byers stan first human second
Misplaced Lens Cap
dirt enthusiast

oozey mess
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
RMH
One Nice Bug Per Day
AnasAbdin
almost home
art blog(derogatory)

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taylor price
noise dept.

Kiana Khansmith
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Acquired Stardust
Peter Solarz
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@kindverslinder
Finally met my future brother-in-law! He's an excellent person, cool beans. I'm considering making him a gold star
Here is the requested sticker.
He liked it!!!
I’d like to present some further options
How are babies made?
My parents got me from a pre-assembled kit from Sears
quick question: the fuck is Sears, and why have i not heard of this ‘creature’ dispenser
Can you make a horror story?
I am though.
just because your parents cry when they think about you, doesn’t mean your scary
today I learned that if you word it creatively enough you can describe just about any scene in the Cat in the Hat movie to sound like a porno, while still describing the scene.
“Furry publicly hangs himself before getting his dick pulverized as part of a sick game”
"single mum in a rush gets pulled over by two cops, tries to make other arrangements"
"hot single touches her boss in a way that leaves him screaming"
“siblings hide under bed from intruder who has come to teach them ‘how to have fun when their parents are away’ “ Honestly there are so many more, this movie is a fucking acid trip and i swear it was just a mass hallucination
On my way to slap SCP-173′s Juicy ass
This is actually a single frame from a short comic I’m making. yes it is just a comic about trying to slap peanut’s ass, no I’m not going to stop, and no you can’t stop me either.
On my way to slap SCP-173′s Juicy ass
so was no one gonna tell me Hades from Hercules is based on the persona of a sleazy used car salesman??? bless
HEY, ya wanna buy some SOULS?
"Yes" says the furby with eyes of obsidian
"yours if you will" it says with cold, hollow indifference
Carbonated Mayonnaise
That Concludes my TED talk
You know if I do, I'm not gonna be able to do it only once
What is your personal favourite plant and animal? You talk about them a lot and sm curious
This is the only organism that contains a soul
Is this what vegan furbies eat instead of children souls?
this is my gender
Stealing cars is stored in the knee caps
Ah yes I too like to smoke drinks, that is my favourite passing of the time
Imagine for a moment if you will
If half the population had bristles instead of teeth like whales, and you could make out with someone to brush your teeth.
Yo can I just ask, why are people putting lipstick on pigs?
Like i understand you can and all but, you can't expect to out lipstick on one and have me not question your intentions with that pig
Are you ok?
Mentally? Physically? Monetarily? No. Yet I thrive anyways.
I am just Angry
You sound like my Polish friend, Milk
They name people condiments over there???
Milk???? Is Not??? A Condiment????????????????
Oh? Then what do you put on a milk burger then??
Holy shit, that’s a real thing......
What the FUCK is that
Why the fuck is it okay to chug a whole bottle of milk straight from the fridge but when i do the same with a bottle of ranch is disgusting and I need to leave the McDonald drive through like whats the problem, they’re both condiments.
“learn to live in the moment” listen buddy i’ve seen your so called moment i’m taking a HARD PASS, categorically not interested
Why live in one moment, when you can break the fabric of time and space to live multiple moments
me waking up after a night of shit posting
That is not a dog, that is an oversized rat sent to us by elder gods as a warning. The only means to cease It’s whales of dammed children is to send it to the deepest corners of space. and even then it will not perish. It will only sleep. waiting for the day it will bring destruction to us all.