#THIS IS TOTALLY TENTOO AT THE ALTAR WAITING FOR ROSE #(shut up I know it’s ”Decoy Bride” but in my head everything is TenToo/Rose okay? Sssshhhhhhhh)
YES, exactly! And then it’s like, the AU of that story in my head is a super elaborate Torchwood undercover thing, with wedding chapels and alien religious indoctrination.
And the Doctor’s like, I really, really do not want to do this. You lot know I don’t work for you, right?
And Pete’s like, Doctor, we wouldn’t ask if we weren’t desperate, but they’re extremely telepathic, more so than we can fight with training or technology, we need your help.
And Rose is like, “Could be dangerous,” and she shrugs at him, and turns away to smirk because obviously he’s in now, obviously.
And he’s stayed away from Jackie Tyler the whole prep week, through the fittings and everything, because he knows Jackie isn’t going to let it go, she’ll start nattering on about real weddings and human things and better just to stay away from her and rooms with large elephants, so he does. Because he doesn’t need a wedding. They don’t need a wedding.
But then it’s Rose, and Rose is walking through the doors, all dressed in white and her hair’s up and the music’s playing and this, this is the moment he knows, he needs it, he really does, and he’s just completely wrecked.
And then Rose is grinning at him behind her veil, just this firework of white teeth and pink lips and so much gold, and if this is what the real thing is like, oh god, he’s in.
And then he’s kissing the bride, all pressed together, lips and tongues and hands and her mouth’s so warm, and soft, and wet, and they have a planet to save, they really do, but he’s taking this one thing, just this one practice run, and if this man he is now has learned anything, it’s that the world can hang on a second, he’s got a life to live.
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