Chris

I enjoy playing video games and cooking INFP Level 21

[shikuuz-deactivated20200407]

he angery

[anotherdragonsfan]

[doxxthesetits]

How could u guys forget….

[senatorgana]

[llovinghome]

[short-stacks-art]

Has this been done yet? hero of twilight chasing down his boy while a disappointed glare is seared into his back

i love this au gufytvjytcytf it’s so good

[linkeduniverse]

HAHAHAHA!!! 😂  hilarious!!!

[raviooli]

[pkmntrainer-serena]

someone posted this in a pokemon shitposting group on fb and I am losing my ENTIRE GODDAMN MIND

[theavengers]

Official promotional art for Captain Marvel (2019)

[lambo-san]

cold bloo that’s fuckin COLD

[the-memedaddy]

Me irl

[caragh]

I can’t believe that this post clocked me.

I never would’ve remembered biting down into the seam of these things, often splitting them into two near-perfect halves. The texture was bad, the taste was bad, and yet…I chomped.

Never would’ve remembered without this post. The internet truly does make you feel less alone. 

[atinybeanchild]

[yourplayersaidwhat]

"I ship it"

I play a CN dragonborn bard. I have a criminal background, so I have an immediate distrust/distaste of authority. I was handed the unconscious npc mayor during a fight, since I’m distanced enough to keep her safe. Somewhere in the fight her eyes had started bleeding.

Me: I look to see if her face is still a mess.

DM: it’s dried, but yes-

Ranger: oh my god I so ship it.

Cleric: yesssssss this is so cute.

DM: aww are you going to wipe her tears away?

Me: … I use prestidigitation, I’m not touching that. You notice I’m holding her out like you would hold a shitty cat. Like, away from me.

DM: …the mayor is a sweet person..

Me: I don’t care?? I don’t like her.

Ranger: the ship..

DM: perception check.

Me: I’m awful at those. Um. 6.

Warlock: can I roll since I’m next to her? Rolls an 18.

DM: you notice the mayor has vomited onto the bards boot. The bard hasn’t noticed.

I still do not like the mayor, for very petty reasons.

[bellygangstaboo]

[born-flame-1420]

venom after Eddie realized it was actually eating his organs and killing him

[shencomix]

[unit04-deactivated20160702]

[high-lord-of-bumbles-deactivate]

Rob Zombie confirmed for coll fuckin’ guy

[retrocatte]

[high-lord-of-bumbles-deactivate]

ROB ZOMBIE CONFIRMED FOR COOLEST FUCKING GUY

[akitchenwitch]

i love that Rob Zombie is now Baby Metal’s badass protective grandpa 

[murin-cryptique]

Are they actually trying to gatekeep metal from Rob fucking Zombie? Go cry some more, here’s Babymetal with Abbath.

[sciencebranchblues-deactivated2]

Rammstein accepted Babymetal as one of their own, that’s good enough for me.

[hella-lugosi]

Babymetal with Rob Halford

[adriennelh]

put yourself first in 2019! self love in 2019! treat yourself in 2019! be happy in 2019!

[its-the-fluffy-lupin]

I made this and showed it to a friend. She said I should post it, so here we are.

[bipolarized]

This is it.

This is officially the best thing I’ve ever seen.