[squidd-brain]

my lawyer giving me merch was so unexpected. best chapstick I’ve ever used.

[letsbelonelytogetherr]

— unknown (via letsbelonelytogetherr)

[victusinveritas]

Dogs have had many jobs throughout history, in this case: Revenge.

[tonysaintborgi]

love how the king was just like nah let's see where the dog is going with this

[moodkap-deactivated20250506]

people born in 24 Are 2000 now

[acebutnotthehardwareplace]

This is the smartest dumb thing I've ever read, take my reblog and crawl back down your well

[coughloop]

[yyyyddmmsupremacy-deactivated20]

can you move your cake I'm trying to watch the game

[paper-mario-wiki]

Visit Original Link

And I get a little bit Genghis Kahnghis I don’t want you to get it onghis Nobody else but me (ooooh) With nobody else but MeeeeMe

I get a little bit Danghis Dahn Don’t want you to Genghis on with Nobody else but Mingus Nobody else but Mingus Kingus

[grink]

mingus kingus saturday

[girlnephew]

[sonority-one]

maybe if walter white DID smoke weed from Jesse he wouldn't have done all of those mean things. he'd be High Zenberg.

[sonority-one]

taking dab.

[eebie]

guys don't worry about ai anymore

[inkandguns]

Olivia is on it fellas nothing to worry about

[bunnyboygirlgod]

hey guys I don’t have pronouns anymore I got the she/it beat out of me

[bunnyboygirlgod]

y’all really liked this one

[cannibalhousewife]

Very. VERY ... Belated color wheel meme !!!

★ Commission Info ★

[animusrox]

The Bear 2.03 x 2.07

[musecalliope]

[dirk-menace-deactivated20260403]

is this anything

[angelicguy]

*after you confess your love for me* .....oooohkay lol *looks up at the night sky* Moon looks like shit today

[byjove]

finally publishing my novel and the copyright page says ‘DON’T LIKE DON’T READ!’

[byjove]

it’s a great piece of gothic lit but I start off chapters with things like ‘a/n: this chapter has lemon >_<’

[byjove]

this sets the atmosphere for a great vampire sex novel

[longhorned]

laurae, a small Native farmer who built up her farm over the last five years, was served a 90-day eviction notice despite being promised by the landowner that she would be given a purchase agreement and the farm would never be sold to another person. Everything she has is in this farm - she’s put thousands of hours of work into it, built her cabin by hand, and invested every penny she’s made back into it. we are fighting to help her get the money to purchase her land before someone else buys it and kicks her - and us, her tenants who had no access to land without her help - off.

she ships her jams & honey, which you can buy here

you can also donate directly to the gofundme here

I know we’re all hurting right now and the world is fucked. but I love laurae and she’s done so much for all the people in her life. She has nowhere to go, no other options for a home, and no means to start over. she is a veteran, a survivor of multiple cancers, and close to fifty. all she wants is to live out her days on her farm till she hands it off to the next generation of farmers and I don’t want to see that simple thing taken away from her.

[longhorned]

Today, September 6, 2024, Laurae bought her farm ❤️

I can’t believe the kind of support that tumblr came through with. I can’t believe it’s over. We’re behind as hell, there’s a lot of work to do and a lot more money we’re gonna have to come up with to put enough spit polish on this place to make the county happy, but holy fuck the biggest hurdle is done. Thank you. ❤️

[charlesoberonn]

[lakevida]

are you guys gonna wrap it up with the dog motif anytime soon

[fraenum]

literally man's best friend but whatever. i guess you do sexual roleplay as some kind of tender-leaved houseplant?

[lakevida]

you know full well that my sexual roleplays are geological in nature