[solreefgrace]

i miss fintan

[king-dimitar]

*sighs* me too...

[maidling-deactivated20260401]

we're putting elfs in the meat grinder today so oomfs if you're elfs i'm giving you time to run away but i am going to hurt you

[systemdeez]

Turn based sex. Take as long as you need to think of a strategy.

[systemdeez]

HINT: his pussy is weak to fire magic.

[nosayingyes]

Pepper spray his pussy

[systemdeez]

Do not.

[kargaroc]

[king-dimitar]

I should call him

[neverseen-official]

Which Neverseen member would you choose to perform top surgery on you? (asking for reasons)

Fintan Pyren

Brant

Lady Gisela

Ruy Ignis

Alvar Vacker

Gethen Ondsinn

Trix

Umber

Lady Vespera

Glimmer

King Dimitar

Voting ended onMay 29, 2024

(we really need to get a proper physician here. can someone frame someone with medical training for treason against the Council or something?)

[neverseen-official]

yeah, fintan just summons fire and burns your tits off

[ilov3b00kss0much]

FUCK I ACCIDENTALLY CLICKED KING DIMITAR I AM SO DEAD

[king-dimitar]

*pulls out shamkniv*

[king-dimitar]

i should call him

[king-dimitar]

Please crush me King Dimitar. In a violent way.

You're no match for me, but I suppose you would make good training for my newborn daughter Ro...

[biana-amberly]

Oh so war crimes are “understandable” and “sexy” when Sophie Foster does them, but when I, King Dimitar,

[crescentpaws]

yes, “fintan is a slut” is great, but personally i think “fintan gets no bitches” is infinitely funnier

[king-dimitar]

it's hard to resist the pull of the black hole that is Fintan's ass

[greelin]

forming a tactical alliance by letting another man sink his fangs into the juncture of my neck & shoulder

[camelspit]

fintan pyenis cup 😔

[king-dimitar]

Need one of these for...reasons

[camelspit]

Keeper Sexyman: Round 1.5

Tiergan Alenfar

Fintan Pyren

Voting ended onFeb 16, 2024

Fintan Pyren by @fintan-pyren

[mrripplefluff]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

FUCK YOU FINTAN

FUCK YOUR COCKY ASS

[fintan-pyren]

:3

[king-dimitar]

I wish I could [the remainder of this statement has been redacted by the Ravagog PR Department]

[king-dimitar]

Nice tits. They'd look even better on my floor [generous offer to perform DIY top surgery on you with my sword]

[valtsv]

fascinated by the etymology of the word "grotesque" because the "-esque" suffix implies that it means "like grot" or "resembling grot" which sure is something

[valtsv]

and "grot" most likely comes from "grotto", which is the word for a small cave???

[valtsv]

babygirl you look hideous and cavelike

[king-dimitar]

*blushes* really?

[thecouncil-official]

describe Fintan’s ass (directed at all world leaders this man fucked)

flat

[yourtwistedlies]

@fintan-pyren

[fintan-pyren]

rude. @king-dimitar , back me up here. Is my ass flat?

[king-dimitar]

yes

[imwiremother]

me every day

[king-dimitar]

me

[fintan-pyren]

what if we were french grunts facing off in a show of dominance to defend our territories 😳

[king-dimitar]

Oh, so that's what Fintan was doing when he arrived in Ravagog to convince me to give him soldiers to aid his rebellion.

[that-house]

i can get this done through the power of positive elf-talk

[that-house]

i can kill any elf

[that-house]

i am immune to elven knives and arrows

[that-house]

there is no elf more crafty or wily than me

[that-house]

every elf is scared of me

[that-house]

i can kill any elf (this one is really reassuring so i'm saying it twice)

[that-house]

elves will not and can not fuck with me

[that-house]

every elf's fear and respect for me is slightly tinged with lust

[that-house]

ignore that last one