The Council Of The Lost Cities

everything we say is true (lie) // run by the council’s intern // striving for unity between all // not affiliated in any way with Shannon Messenger // not all kotlc fans are this cringey, trust me // EVERYTHING HERE IS A JOKE, i don’t support corrupt governments

[thecouncil-official]

Dear Elven Tumblarians,

We have been told this is an account that shall help us bring publicity.

Due to recent squabbles and skirmishes in the elven world,

this account will also be used to inform and answer questions of any citizens of the elven world.

The council wishes to help strengthen the community of elves,

and display our economic and civilian unity as one.

This account will be run by our trusted intern.

As the young elves say, we hope this is a “hype” buisness achievement and venture.

Sincerely,

Councillor Emery, Councillor Bronte, Councillor Oralie, Councillor Darek, Councillor Clarette, Councillor Velia,

Councillor Noland, Councillor Zarina, Councillor Ramira, Councillor Liora, Councillor Alina, Councillor Terik

the tag is #the intern escapes

the intern’s pronouns: she/her, straight

also: yes!! this acc is apart of the main rp, it’s just that i don’t have a list as my pinned post so most people don’t add this acc onto theirs. no i don’t really approve of everything going on there (not that all of its bad, everyone is a horrible person, or something like that, it’s just there’s certain aspects i don’t agree with and would never do, because 1) i’m my own person so I make my own choices of what i want to distance myself from, I don’t just agree with everything, and 2) because of my religion (like for example, i don’t approve of cursing) 🩷

other branches of us:

@eternalialibrary-official

[thecouncil-official]

who let lady cadence-talle on tumblr 😭 she failed me last semester

[foxfire-official-deactivated202]

Please take care of Fitz (and the rest of the crew) they all deserve it

Maybe if they donate to the school.

[thesoulfromhms2]

.... Does that mean Exillum is better funded than you guys

[foxfire-official-deactivated202]

Everyone is better funded than us

[thecouncil-official]

yeah haha… my bad… 😅

[thecouncil-official]

Why Alina? Why her? Out of every one in the Elvin cities?

my thoughts exactly (alina im joking don’t fire me haha…ha..)

[thematchmakingoffice]

Does anyone know if the red coats (forbidden cities) won their civil war?

[thecouncil-official]

didnt they fight with like guns or something

[eternalialibrary-official]

sophie foster and co mentioned us ONE TIME and now in the forbidden cities we have a “wiki” page??

what is a “wiki”??????

[thecouncil-official]

Fun Fact: The Elven Council has monthly group meetings! There they debate and discuss pressing issues, and then if possible they contemplate your requests! The last time a request was accepted was 236 years ago! Our world is in great hands, isn’t it?

[thecouncil-official]

Doot doot

oh my gosh it still works???? wtf??

[thecouncil-official]

the council is going to check this account soon omfgosh i need to post something official and act like i haven’t been talking about water fountains spewing yeti pee and roasting mr forkle’s shorts

[mcdolans]

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

[semememes-blog]

HOW

[lexiwestiiee]

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

[takemewherethewildthingsare]

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

[clariphonete-deactivated2014111]

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

[wrappingpaper]

there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

[bbassam-deactivated20151227]

i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual fuck

[iamsensitive]

well

do not question

[narwhaliscrossing-deactivated20]

What the heck why not

[bigchump1994]

Give me the DOOT DOOT

[jefferoni-quotes]

PLEASE DOOT DOOT ME

[the-duke-of-deodorant]

There’s no way this is actually going to work but here I am 

[fearthesmolpotato-deactivated20]

I WANT THE DOOT DOOT

[fearthesmolpotato-deactivated20]

HOW THE HECK DID I GET THE DOOT DOOT

[justmeandmygayships-reblogs]

Holy fuck 

[hydra-collector]

Tried this forgetting i dont have an ask box lol im stupid

[i-do-not-like-patton]

im sorry i have to know

[froghelm]

As they say, curiosity killed the cat

[grace-the-ungraceful-one]

Curiosity over powered me today.

[assclass-vibes-deactivated20210]

same ^^^^^^^

[smile458]

Wait is this real or am I being made a fool of by reblogging this?

[ifyouknowme-stayaway]

If it’s fake then we both got tricked. I can’t belive I got forgotten by even the doot doot post

[smile458]

Nope it’s real. Just found this in my inbox. God f**king damn it

[shonen-mc-wannabe-deactivated20]

Give it to me bitches

[shonen-mc-wannabe-deactivated20]

Excuse me? Still waiting 😅

[shonen-mc-wannabe-deactivated20]

I GOT IT!!

[not-today-thx]

is it fr?

[hushedlover]

…

I doubt it

[hushedlover]

IT WORKS?!

[digginadyke]

;-;

[trappedgoose-in-a-writblr-room]

hey i’d like a doot doot please :D

[lillazyboithings]

I want a doot doot now.. °^°

[trappedgoose-in-a-writblr-room]

I’m a simple woman. I see doot doot and I am happy.

[xreadermasterlists]

Doot doot fuels my soul

[fyihetalia]

I wanna test this out

[vtoriacore]

What sorcery is this there are so many reblogs and notes how much time do y'all have tf 😭🧐

[packetzero-deactivated20251108]

send doot 😩✋

[bumblebeebubs]

:O

[queentemkiwi]

The ongoing doot doot thread-

[1-800-high-on-potats]

GIVE ME THE DOOT

[the-roses-are-here]

Gimme

[the-gay-goblin]

Gib doot

[thepunmaster]

doot doot

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

give me the doot doot you cowards

[chaosanswers]

SURRENDER THE DOOT

[heythereangels]

GIVE IT TO ME

[kats-blogg]

Yes give me the doot

[brattycobra]

I want a doot doot😁

[diazpoems]

This is an older post and I’m skeptical but I wanna doot doot

[the-haiku-bot]

This is an older

post and I’m skeptical but

I wanna doot doot

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[eternalbastards-deactivated2025]

i found this through the fucking haiku bot but there’s no way this is still real right??

[data-expunged-0]

gimme a fucken doot doot

[tiny-brain]

i’ll give it a try. theres no way it works, right? RIGHT?

[rain-dancing]

i think my favorite thing about this post is going through it and seeing everyone have everything from existential crosiers to thinking it’s a hoax and then coming back like some amazing run on conversation!! I will be contributing to this and happily waiting for my doot doot!! This is my favorite post now

[rain-dancing]

Ladies and gentlemen

✨It came✨

[mystic-warriors]

Hand it over

[lordfreg]

is the curse still active?

[hypocriticaltypwriter]

@lordfreg only one way to find out…

[weirdlesbian646o]

hmm still working?

[sparkles-make-anything-better]

Give me the doot doot

[iggy-the-imp]

Please gimme a doot doot

[the-official-matchmaking-office]

Pass me a doot doot

[thecouncil-official]

does this still work?? if yes please grant me the “doot doot”

[exillium]

do you want to meet the intern?

yes!! who is this mysterious person??

no, eww, exillium kids suck

Voting ended onNov 22, 2023

[exillium]

well then...

hi, i'm mira, im in the right hemisphere, and i hate my job

[thecouncil-official]

fellow intern :DD

i’m xirenia aislin!! level 7 at the glowing fungi school

[thematchmakingoffice]

Fun fact: 7/12 of the Councillors have at one point received a match list!

[thecouncil-official]

tell us pretty pleaseee

[thematchmakingoffice]

Well… the official council social media account did ask, so I will take that as permission to release the information.

Oralie, Bronte, Darek, Liora, Alina, Noland, and Velia have all received at least one matchlist.

Ramina, Terik, Zarina, Emery, and Zarina have not.

[exillium]

...Noland???

[thecouncil-official]

hey maybe the screeching bird has game??? you never know

with this newfound information, i am unstoppable

[thematchmakingoffice]

Fun fact: 7/12 of the Councillors have at one point received a match list!

[thecouncil-official]

tell us pretty pleaseee

[thecouncil-official]

I love the Elvin Government. And I will love them more

WHEN THEY PAY ME

[foxfire-official-deactivated202]

“Elvin internships are paid in experience”- Councillor Alina, back when I first started working as an intern.

[black-swan-official]

Intern squad unite

[therealsophieelizabethfoster]

I should fr get payed.

[norwegian-trickster-god]

Why ?

[xxthemoonisdownxx]

Because we're going a labor? Because we might die? Shut up and give me money.

[norwegian-trickster-god]

You have a birth fund, you don’t need the money

[thecouncil-official]

you little wrinkly rat give us the money

[norwegian-trickster-god]

Why do I need to give you money? That’s the councils job!

[thecouncil-official]

dont avert the question you little mongoose

[thecouncil-official]

Fun Fact: The Elven Council has actually not funded a single building since the Stone Age! The only acception was Atlantis after it was destroyed!

[psychic-physician]

What about organizations?

hint hint wink wink exilium cause I can't remember your tag

[thecouncil-official]

we dont talk about exillium

[exillium]

...

also the council spelled exception wrong, who are they to be leading the elven world

[thecouncil-official]

stop 😭 😭 don’t attack my grammar

[thecouncil-official]

you should pardon vespera

and i think you should pardon your manners

how bold of you not to take your shoes off before asking a question??

ruining my blog like that. you’re tracking mud everywhere

[thecouncil-official]

Who're the tallest and shortest councillors?

I thought I remembered reading that Bronte was a midget but apparently not??

i wouldn’t say midget but definitely NOT tall

tallest would have been kenric (rest in peace), but id say its emery now, though I haven’t seen them in a while so maybe I’m remembering wrong? bronte is the shortest in my opinion lol. either bronte or liora, not sure.

anyways, for what it is,

BRONTE. IS. SHORT.