Long Live The King

douchebag || ic/para || @multipark

[yuyuuyuyuu-deactivated20230726]

normalise disappearing without an explanation

[wizardpostsdotorg]

hi sorry for ghosting you im being tormented by psychic horrors beyond your wildest comprehensions

[andmaybegayer]

remember to regularly change your pronouns, for security reasons.

[taugirlmara]

Ahhhh sry I can't hang tonight >.< Me and the girls are gonna go eat glowing green sludge until we mutate :3

[splicky]

Not funny, didn't laugh, also your gut microbiome is not nearly as diverse and plentiful as mine

[mordcore]

im done with being gender neutral. starting today i'm being gender antagonistic

[1041uuu]

[jame7t]

i can use the computer and it’s taught me so much. nothing good though

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

id survive the russian sleep experiment easy

[valtsv]

i think first opportunity i get i'm going to go for a walk in some woodland. i DO need to touch some grass. maybe even some moss and stone.

[prescription-cactus]

i am always one little emotional crisis away from an online purchase

[wattse]

To YOU its a ufo. I know what it is

[catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241]

I am looking neither respectfully nor disrespectfully. I gaze without recognition of your form, and without understanding.

[valtsv]

i'm trapped in the torture labyrinth but i'll be honest it's doing nothing to me. they're actually trying to call someone to pick me up because they're sick of my shit.

[valtsv]

TIP: remember! you may be trapped, but they're also stuck with you. make them regret it :)

[theweirdwideweb]

[valtsv]

i don't WANT to live in a house i want to live in an abandoned shipwreck. i want to live in an old fashioned train cabin travelling across europe. i want to live in a big gothic castle on top of a hill surrounded by a forest that's rumored to be haunted. i want to live on a steampunk pirate spaceship exploring the stars. i want to live in a bookstore cafe with a little calico cat that naps in the window. i want to live in a tiny mousehole beneath the floorboards making furniture out of buttons and matchboxes. i want to live in a glittering cave full of glowing mushrooms and moss. i want

[maybenotboring]

sure, I don’t get a “healthy” amount of sleep like SOME PEOPLE do but can they do THIS *stands up, blacks out for a second*