Kamek

[celinethefeline]

[sm64-bowser-da-simp]

Hey my fellow koopa’s. Sorry I was inactive, I was filing a lawsuit against a koopa that stole my FUCKING MAGIC GRASS.

literally everyone wants it and I am tired

WHY

Why do this…?

[king-koopas-advisor]

Welcome back, Lord Bowser!

It's great to have you back. 8)

[sm64-bowser-da-simp]

How’s junior

[king-koopas-advisor]

I, uh.. Haven't heard from him in a while.

I'm sure he's okay though.

He's very headstrong, a lot like you were as a youngster.

[thunderstorms-of-stars]

being burnt out is kind of an odd feeling i think because you’re informed you have 6 years of rest to catch up on. but despite that the world will not slow down so you need to satisfy that 6 year rest quota with only. Five Minutes to do so

[sm64-bowser-da-simp]

Hey my fellow koopa’s. Sorry I was inactive, I was filing a lawsuit against a koopa that stole my FUCKING MAGIC GRASS.

literally everyone wants it and I am tired

WHY

Why do this…?

[king-koopas-advisor]

Welcome back, Lord Bowser!

It's great to have you back. 8)

[aftonsparv-ikea-alien-offical]

theres fucking nothing there wth

[satan-offical]

That very clearly says 5 what are you on about

[twilight-princess-link-official]

that’s a 9 guys…

[sm-64-luigi]

it’a looks a bit like an 8?

[sm64-bowser-da-simp]

It’s 9, link is right.

[king-koopas-advisor]

I can faintly see it, I also believe it is a nine.

[quotes-from-nowhere]

"There needs to be a word for gay guys.. like, gay women are lesbians, so.."

(friend smirks slightly)

"..no, [f-slur] is not gonna work like that."

-- irl conversation

.

[king-koopas-advisor]

Fun Fact: the proper term for that is "Vincian"

It is a term for men or masculine enbies who like other men or masculine enbies

This does also include trans men, before anyone tries to attack me for that.

[narra-torres]

Kamek.

Why do you know that, Kamek?

[king-koopas-advisor]

Well, I believe myself to, eh.. be quite.. scholarly- CAN YOU STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT?

[sm64-bowser-da-simp]

So I watched iron lung with bowser jr. and it was terrifying.

[sms-bowser-jr]

Papa, that movie just sucked ass! I don’t think we should watch it again! Am I saying this cause I'm mortified and traumatized... nooooooo...?

[king-koopas-advisor]

I actually quite enjoyed it. Although I will agree with the young master when I say there was a bit much blood.

[quotes-from-nowhere]

"There needs to be a word for gay guys.. like, gay women are lesbians, so.."

(friend smirks slightly)

"..no, [f-slur] is not gonna work like that."

-- irl conversation

.

[king-koopas-advisor]

Fun Fact: the proper term for that is "Vincian"

It is a term for men or masculine enbies who like other men or masculine enbies

This does also include trans men, before anyone tries to attack me for that.

[sm64mario]

you have been deducted five hundred mario coins

[king-koopas-advisor]

Oh, drat.. uhm..

(sigh) Forgive me, Lord Bowser

(gives over the coins)

[quotes-from-nowhere]

Welcome to Nowhere.

Feel free to talk into the void, where your voice will echo for eternity.

(This blog is a place to post random quotes from anywhere you like, or just random things you've heard irl)

(This blog is mostly a interaction-driven blog, and will not post much on its own.)

(If the quote is from someone here on tumblr and you wish to put their @, please put it as a @/[Username] instead of @[Username]

(Quotes should be submitted via asks, as the mod has no idea how the suggestions/submission feature works)

[juno-the-great]

I'm bored reblog with random pictures

@small-bottle-of-expired-milk @zanderandtheexistentialcrisis @calcium-is-screaming @waitingonabook @onlypartiallysane @kingofkaumidy5 @femboy-offical +open tags

[femboy-offical]

Okay :D

@tomboy-offical @twink-offical @goober-offical +open tags

[cossachka-offical]

[daedricsheep]

[small-bottle-of-expired-milk]

@laciffo-natas @professional-fool-of-energy @remington-is-awesome @zanderandtheexistentialcrisis

[laciffo-natas]

Open tags :3

[emvss]

tags: @megumismyhusband @riuvy @mnserrat @fushihearts @cosmic-almonds @dreadfulcannotexplainsituations @mapleevan @abbi111 @kenqo @tinysanemi @m0derngrrl @quimichi

[cosmic-almonds]

@h0shi-17 @rainy-matcha @cosmosdystopia

[mr-showtime-17]

@rainy-matcha @unliterary-nonsense @a-lil-bit-weird @cosmosdystopia @oceanamethyst @ourscarygirl @honeystarberry @scribl + anyone else i missed

[honeystarberry]

@tiramiiun @unliterary-nonsense @maicennie @a-lil-bit-weird @mayowayo @bobcross1010

:P

[a-lil-bit-weird]

@pc-on-a-motorbike @astracaedes @shakusame

+ open tags

[astracaedes]

@skepticalvoidhedgehog @yoonchaes-baby-sister-offical @gay-melanistic-fox-offical + open tags

[aliensatemysocks]

open tags lol

[rainbowkessem]

@ovloppy @sams-hyperfixations @paranormaltheatrekid @hexesandwyrmwood @beth-unico-offical @hypnopompic-decay @not-offical-offical @nothing-special-i-guess @minute-maid-official @rusty-spooooooooon @oliverquary + open tags !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[not-offical-offical]

@gay-cheerios-offical @dnd-character-offical@aethinus @winterinkspill @biohazard-offical @watercooler-offical @the-king-of-beans-offical @garlic-bread-offical @radiation-poisoning-offical @autumnstar06 @perpetuallyconfusedindividual @untitledoffical @sok-offical @rain-offical @heraldofbooksthethird @shenanigan42 @chat-official @prehistoric-chihuahuas @the-cheese-offical @hunger-offical @purplemoon11 @mxtx-offical @unstable-cucumber @spooky-cryptid-friend @the-loonylunie-on-yt @psychotic-wizard-official @i-could-do-stuff2 @shinies-offical @moth-offical @unholyfrogspawn-offical @meme-offical @liminal-space-offical @quiet-girl-offical @hampter-offical @existing-offical@a-clown-offical @yourlocalfandomfriendo @britishteaaa @unshipper-offical @introvert-official @shiny-and-domsticated-dih @42autisticfrogs @sm64-green-toad @8-ball-official @homeschooler-offical @marinebiology-offical @valentine-cadaver @pond-scum-offical @homeschooler-offical @towel-offical @amnesia-offical @crypticgoose3 @pizzapops-offical

[sm64-green-toad]

Open tags

[sm64-wario]

@sm-64-luigi @sm64waluigi @pink-dr-mario @hotelmario-mario @rabbid-luigi-bwabwa @ssb-metal-mario

[king-koopas-advisor]

@sms-toadsworth @sm64goomba

@miniralsei @december-knight

[melancholic-pigeon]

reblog to give prev a fUCKING BREAK in 2026

[sorrysomethingwentwrong]

Obsessed with this magical animal...

Courtesy: Vinci DeLaunc

[king-koopas-advisor]

This looks like one of those "Dark Matter" folk I met when Lord Bowser went to the SSB tournament.

[king-koopas-advisor]

I cast Moderate Magic Spell: Motion Sickness. Have fun riding your broom from now on.

- @random-spell-anon

I cast Counterspell: Exploding Sunglasses.

Have fun, ehm...

..protecting your eyes from the sun, I suppose.

[the-random-spellcaster]

Ow.

[king-koopas-advisor]

I cast Moderate Magic Spell: Motion Sickness. Have fun riding your broom from now on.

- @random-spell-anon

I cast Counterspell: Exploding Sunglasses.

Have fun, ehm...

..protecting your eyes from the sun, I suppose.

[sm64-bowser-da-simp]

Sooo I found this music video

WHY’D THEY MAKE A SONG ABOUT A FEMALE VERSION OF ME?!

[sms-bowser-jr]

Don't ask about the fact I've had that song on my main playlist since late 2023...

[sm64-bowser-da-simp]

HUH

[sm64-yellow-toad]

Instead of Papa it's mama I guess, listen I don't judge, good for you Bowser

[sm-64-luigi]

this’a worries me

[mariotennisdaisy]

congrats on the transition

[sm64-bowser-da-simp]

I’m going to commute various unforgivable war crimes on your castle.

[mariotennisdaisy]

na-na-na-na boo-boo bitch.

[sm64-bowser-da-simp]

Okay brb imma just go borrow thanos’ gaunlet

[sms-bowser-jr]

Nooo papa! What if it vaporises me by accident!?

[sm64-bowser-da-simp]

If it does I can get kamek to revive you.

[sms-bowser-jr]

What if he gets vaporised!?

[sm64-bowser-da-simp]

…

I’ll have to do the avengers endgame move

[sms-bowser-jr]

ok papa...

[sm64-bowser-da-simp]

As in snap my fingers on the thanos gauntlet again to bring back the half of the population.

[king-koopas-advisor]

This is a horrible idea, your highness.

Just figured I'd put my two cents in.

[clairvoyance-offical]

I'm starting an Officalverse picnic tag game

I had a vision this would go well

We're doing a picnic!

Reblog with what you're bringing and tag some people!

My vision told me to bring plums!

Y'all better bring something to this picnic

@death-offical @3beans-offical @joseph-stalin-offical @mothman-offical @time-offical @microwave-offical

I predict @/mothman-offical will bring the best food

[3beans-offical]

M I L K Y W A Y C A N D Y

@clydesdale-offical @james-offical @always-being-watched-offical

[always-being-watched-offical]

Yay!

Finger sandwiches

@hell-offical @towel-offical @no-one-offical @man-offical

[towel-offical]

Small towels for hygeine

@mean-girl-offical @tidy-offical @not-offical-offical @satan-offical @ferg-offical

[not-offical-offical]

yay ill bring the "sugar"

@ririwithrice @evil-moss-the-goober-offical @goblin-offical @james-offical @vengeful-unholy-ghost-offical @amnesia-offical @no-one-offical @beth-unico-offical @marinebiology-offical @aceofpans @immortal-bcz-i-have-plot-armour @pond-scum-offical @washing-machine-offical @valentine-cadaver @towel-offical @inflated-ego-offical@do--not--you-dare @pizzapops-offical @neptunic-offical @crypticgoose2854

[pizzapops-offical]

we at pizza pops corporate found this in our pocket and hope it will suffice

@perfection-official @cishet-offical @whale-offical @gaslight-offical @officially-bbc-news @amnesia-offical @blooket-offical @maryland-officially @bees-official and @therealnewyork

[gaslight-offical]

I already said I couldn't come, but @gaslamp-offical can bring this with them:

@gatekeep-offical @girlboss-offical @tophat-offical @pathological-liar-offical

[pathological-liar-offical]

homophobic yoda

@no-one-offical @sarcasm-offical @gaslamp-offical @liar-offical @feminism-offical @monosyllabic-offical @stagefrightbaxter (you're definitely an officalblog)

[monosyllabic-offical]

Well... If I've been called on...

The day Christ was born will soon come once more, which means (at least for me) that it's hot. Very hot. Bad hot.

So I brought some ice pops to cool us all down!

I like the grape ones the most X)

- Mono!

can confirm it's sweltering over here, everybody say thank you to mono for bringing an Australian staple (i needed this to beat off the swelteringness of this heat) unfortunately our girl literally physically cannot say any of these tags. i as her pr person must carry this burden known as tagging (this is not canon i repeat not canon)

@man-offical @pepsi-offical @earth-president-offical @fox-offical @whatsapp-offical @love-offical @inflated-ego-offical + open tags! mono loves you all very dearly trust i'm her lack of a form

[pepsi-offical]

I'm bringing...uhh...pepsi

Tagging @coke-offical @sprite-offical @fanta-offical @pepsi-max-offical @cherry-coke-offical @root-beer-offical @root-beer-offical-hater-offical and anyone else interested in joining!

[mamarobotnikoffical]

An enchilada

@egg-offical @official-doctor-robotnik @ametalsonic @eggman-eggpire-offical @dr-healmore-skc @pink-dr-mario @ssb-metal-mario @sm-64-luigi

[sm-64-luigi]

i’m’a Bringing seafood stuffed mushrooms with béchamel sauce!

As an appetizer!

@sm64-wario @mariotennisdaisy @sms-toadsworth @sm64-yoshi @sms-bowser-jr

[sms-bowser-jr]

Hi I'm back,

I dunno how to cook so I'm just bringing food from a Korean take out

It's a thing called Gukbap... I'm only bringing it cause it's good and if you Google translate "국밥" into Japanese is it's "クッパ" and that's papa's name in Japanese :)

@sm64-bowser-da-simp, @king-koopas-advisor, @sm64-yellow-toad, and @definitely-not-king-boo

[king-koopas-advisor]

i suppose I will bring some 1-up mushrooms, in the case of any allergies. Better safe than sorry, everyone.