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Color Me Curious
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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@sm64-bowser-da-simp
HELLO IT IS I THE FOULEST CREATURE IN THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM, KING KOOPA (or bowser Idfk) YOU CAN ASK QUESTIONS TO MY BLOG (which is an obvious little button at below my blog name). AND I WILL GLADLY ANSWER (except on the days which I am most busy because I have to deal with jr and mortgages on my castle and army taxes and all that bullshit) SO go on and askβ¦
Everyone I have a confession to make as the king of koopaβs
Nightwish is my favourite band.
happy first birthday, bowser! weβre all happy you are one year old now!
I AM THE YOUNGEST TURTLE EVER-
It's my 1 year anniversary on Tumblr π₯³
Hell yeah
ONCE MY EVIL SKHEME GOES INTO EFFEKT, THE FOLLOWING WILL HAPPEN:
I WILL GROW TO AN ENORMOUS SIZE AND DESTROY MOST THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NEW DONK CITY AND OTHER CITIES WILL BE KOMPLETELY ANNHILATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'LL SAVE THE BEST FOR LAST: DK ISLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND THEN, I WILL REIGN SUPREME!!!!!!!!!! KAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can you give me a banana when you're done? :)
this is what happens when you uncase someone from the core of the earth
I'm Free! I don't know how, or why.. but I've been stuck in the walls for a while, sorry for not posting much, I lost the phone in the void for a little while
GOD DAMN IT I WANTED YOU DEAD
Nah I lived bitch
I AM GOING TO KILL YOU
AND THEN KILL YOU AGAIN!
Nuh uh
Yuh UH
Nuh uh, anyway want some vodka I have for some reason?
Iβm a dad so I would like beer instead itβs the dad drink
I'm Free! I don't know how, or why.. but I've been stuck in the walls for a while, sorry for not posting much, I lost the phone in the void for a little while
GOD DAMN IT I WANTED YOU DEAD
Nah I lived bitch
I AM GOING TO KILL YOU
AND THEN KILL YOU AGAIN!
Nuh uh
Yuh UH
I'm Free! I don't know how, or why.. but I've been stuck in the walls for a while, sorry for not posting much, I lost the phone in the void for a little while
GOD DAMN IT I WANTED YOU DEAD
Nah I lived bitch
I AM GOING TO KILL YOU
AND THEN KILL YOU AGAIN!
Alright!
@sm-64-luigi could you'a get us home if we went to the'a Plexus?
iβa know my way around theβa plexus (a little), so probably!!!
Well then, let's'a go there. I'm'a sure the'a Backrooms one isn't too different from the'a regular one.
yea Letβsβa hope so!
@sm64waluigi @hotelmario-mario @chrisberi2 @sm64-yellow-toad everyone in the'a elevator, we're'a pressing the X button.
On my way!
Nuh uh Iβm breaking in HNNNGHHHH *bowser shaped dent appears in the elevator doors*
I'm Free! I don't know how, or why.. but I've been stuck in the walls for a while, sorry for not posting much, I lost the phone in the void for a little while
GOD DAMN IT I WANTED YOU DEAD
the marios will reporuduce
*meanwhile at my castle*
Right so princess check.
Cage checkβ¦
Hmβ¦ bridge with axe that can cause me unimaginable pain when I plummet int lava, checkβ¦
The only thing thatβs missing is that plumber
*sees mario* HELLO MARIO! PREPARE TO MEET YOUR DEMI-
*sees more Marioβs* OH GOD NOT AGA-
*bowser dies like fucking mufasa in the Mario stampedes*
Fungus
Turtle
Hey. Mario thrown your bat off the cliff again
Ooot Noo ot oonot
(Do you have proof?)
I have it
And remember! Buy all you'a cars from Mario Car Dealership! and don't go to Koopa House don't do that
No, no, no, buy all you'a cars from WARIO Car Dealership. Much higher quality than'a whatever this guy has'a going on.
Justβa buy from whoever Youβa think will give you theβa best for what Youβa have available to spare! Maybe even just taking the bus orβa taxi is okay! Youβa donβt need to succumb to societal pressures like owning a car toβa be happy! Thereβs always an alternative to these sorts ofβa things!
Ignore this'a guy, he's'a crazy. Buy from'a Wario.
Wario let theβa people do what they wish with their money. A lot ofβa places are suffering from late stage capitalism and theyβa simply cannot afford the gas right now. It fucking sucks, but weβa just need to find joy in theβa things we have in this moment instead of listening to bombardment advertising like what youβa doing right now.
Who can sell me a car that qualifies for Mario kart? It's about time I joined
β¦any kart?
Iβm able to fit in any of them.
If I am able so can you.
Arenβt youβa tired of going Apeshit?
Donβt youβa just want to be nice?
"πΌπ. π» ππ πππππ. π½ππ πππππ’πππππ πππ ππ ππ ππππππ π πππ ππππππππ."
Why is there two cosmic beings that are shaped like the pesky plumbers
"π±ππππππ πππ ππππππππ πππππ ππ πππ πππππππ ππ ππππππ ππππ ππππππππ ππ ππ πππ ππ’ πππππππ ππππ ππππ ππππ ππππ ππππππ ππππππππ."
"π°πππ, π ππ ππππ πππ ππΎπ?"
I am the turtle that kicks your mortalβs arses.
But yet burned in lava 1000 times, since 1985.
or as most call me βking koopaβ or βbowserβ for the basic fucks.
"πππππ π·πΏπΎπ»? ππππππ ππππππ’ ππππππ ππ ππ."
"πΈ πππ ππππ π’ππ π πππ ππ-ππ ππππ πππππ π’ππ πππππππππ!"
"πΌππππ, ππππ πππππ ππππ ππ πππππππ!"
β¦give me it.
I will give you my child support savings and magic grass
Please
I beg
wait what-
As in for the other koopaling broβs you hate.
Not you, trust me :)
Arenβt youβa tired of going Apeshit?
Donβt youβa just want to be nice?
"πΌπ. π» ππ πππππ. π½ππ πππππ’πππππ πππ ππ ππ ππππππ π πππ ππππππππ."
Why is there two cosmic beings that are shaped like the pesky plumbers
"π±ππππππ πππ ππππππππ πππππ ππ πππ πππππππ ππ ππππππ ππππ ππππππππ ππ ππ πππ ππ’ πππππππ ππππ ππππ ππππ ππππ ππππππ ππππππππ."
"π°πππ, π ππ ππππ πππ ππΎπ?"
I am the turtle that kicks your mortalβs arses.
But yet burned in lava 1000 times, since 1985.
or as most call me βking koopaβ or βbowserβ for the basic fucks.
"πππππ π·πΏπΎπ»? ππππππ ππππππ’ ππππππ ππ ππ."
"πΈ πππ ππππ π’ππ π πππ ππ-ππ ππππ πππππ π’ππ πππππππππ!"
"πΌππππ, ππππ πππππ ππππ ππ πππππππ!"
β¦give me it.
I will give you my child support savings and magic grass
Please
I beg
"ππππ ππ, ππ'π πππ ππππ!"
*le gasp*
