King Ramses The III

I'm funny

[ladytron]

kind of jealous of swifties. wish i could be satisfied with so little

[gay-irl]

Gay_irl

[andthefact]

[beyonce-knowles-carter]

WHAT’S YOUR SNAPCHAT NAME? WE KNOW YOU’RE ON THERE. “I hate to say it, I hope I don’t sound ridiculous, but I don’t know what my Snapchat is. Sorry to that Snapchat. 🤪🤫🤐”

— BEYONCÉ FOR ELLE MAGAZINE (JANUARY 2020)

[rob-pattinson]

TOM HOLLAND on the set of “Uncharted” in Berlin, Germany › August, 2020 via izmemarcel and i.n.e.s77

[royaltyfreehorsesound]

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[conceptblogfromaconcepthuman]

[aurebahrk-blog]

[darkmario666]

There has to be some godless injoke

[luxwing]

My ride is here

[gingersofficial]

[hugo-cumboss-deactivated2017092]

[gingersofficial]

[king-ramsesiii]

[bimboid]

[idfk42]

This is the kind of stuff that lost Verizon over a billion dollars and why so many people are waiting for the whole site to get shut down.

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

This is the kind of stuff keeping me on this hellsite and letting me chuckle briefly for 2 seconds a day

[benditlikekorra]

Every day we stray further from god’s light

[benditlikekorra]

[cornedbeefhashtags]

King David: *plays a regular, non-secret chord*

The Lord:

[firefeufuego2]

King David: *finally plays the secret chord*

The Lord:

[king-ramsesiii]

Peak humor

[belly-watch]

🤤

[deadonthe-outside]

[mrtwstr]

Oh hell yeah it's better

[pretty-little-anchovy]

✨Reblog if you’re a touch starved gay...✨

[king-ramsesiii]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[iicarys]

straight man: *speaks*

me and the only other gay person in class:

[mexicanjesuschrist-deactivated2]

[trashythingsgohere]

[evolvedleo-deactivated20170414]

[reydelsol]

Not an eyebrow between the two of them

[king-ramsesiii]

[frontpagewoman]

Welp. The queen of everything has let us know.

[godtierhoroscopes]

This the Blue Florida of prosperity Reblog for 4 years of good luck

[dhaaruni]

And furthermore… COME THROUGH BLEXAS

[ghosttumbl]

[redwizard]

[lontra-ohiensis]