King of Cooks

27/ single/ pdx/ Daddy kik me @ ThyTruKing King in any and all Kitchens 18+ ONLY

[lohanthony-deactivated20210629]

PEOPLE WHO DONT KISS AFTER HEAD ARE SO FUCKING WEAK.

[epic-black-babes]

[mysticview-deactivated20230528]

INTIMACY

I need that.

[nikashonte]

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[minimexd]

Needed

[atreides-paul-deactivated202301]

BEST. VIDEO. EVER.

[inkdnready]

The post apocalyptic tumblr…⚠️

Reblog if you’re still here…🙌🙌🙌

Anyone out there??? 😂😈😈

[pixiethepervertedfairy]

Yup one horny faerie stiilll a fluttering away

[shhsecretsxoxo-deactivated20190]

Morning cuddles that lead to sex please..

[yanavaseva]

This is one of those things that have been lying around for a month. It started as a late evening ballpoint pen drawing when my computer was down for a couple of days and then I scanned it and I started fixing it on the computer until few elements remained the same. Baby Bird’s not actually her name, it’s just that I don’t have a *really* cool name for her, only two nicknames. That celestial globe’s holographic and the default screen is set to his favorite location and if you tap it it opens up the full info. I mean yeah, the texts actually say stuff. The pointy things in his hair are probably more of a reference to that time he snuck a weapon in it, like those Sardaukar guys from Dune. Afterwards he just moved it to his pocket because c'mon, untangling those locks takes a lot of time. Oh and he also has an earpiece in matching style.

[yanavaseva]

Morning reblog

[birdcheese]

Arms are overrated anyways.

[niggazinmoscow]

Let it be known that #BlackHogwarts made my day. It warms up my meme loving, melanin embracing, and Harry Potter nerd heart.

[babyfaced-devil-deactivated2018]

@brattynympho

[yafavblogger]

😂😂

The death eaters one.

[this-wandering-heart]

😍😍

[thatcufftho-deactivated20180304]

The look when your Mama says you can’t go to that “swine worshipping school” But Mom it doesn’t mean…damn, nevermind. 😢🚫🐷😉😄😅

[trasemc]

The American artist Mike Stilkey was summoned by a bookstore in Seoul to design large-scale mosaics created with books.

[writing-prompt-s]

These are back until December 5th! Get one for yourself or give it to someone for Christmas! 

New: ‘Gamer’, ‘RPG Player’, and ‘College Student’!

[Tees | Hoodies | Sweatshirts | Mugs | Posters]

https://teespring.com/stores/nutrition-facts-merch

[vanderhofempire]

I’ve never related so hard in my life.

[mastrmiscellaneous]

The accuracy tho

[writingdirty-deactivated2024051]

Best (sexual) things?

When someone is bent over and you can see their pussy.

Making out a lot.

Teasing but finally giving in.

Sighs, moans, begging, whimpers.

Pants pulled down, shirt pulled up, skirt with no underwear, long socks and nothing else.

Pulling someone’s hair and watching their eyes roll back in their head.

[atreides-paul-deactivated202301]

BEST. VIDEO. EVER.

[jennathearcher]

I just watched The Conjuring 2, and while it’s on my mind in a similar vein to this post, I also want to spread some appreciation for Javier Botet because GOD DAMN LOOK AT THIS SHIT

He has Marfan Syndrome, which is a rare connective tissue condition that gives him bizarrely elongated limbs and allows him to do unnatural things with his body, and he’s built quite a resume for himself appearing in horror movies

Like Doug Jones, he also appeared as three of the ghosts in Crimson Peak:

But you may have also seen him as The Crooked Man in The Conjuring 2:

Eddie’s leper in IT:

The Nina monster in all three REC movies:

Set, the God of Death in The Mummy (2017):

The titular creature in Mama:

He did motion capture work for the Xenomorph in Alien: Covenant:

And he most recently appeared in Insidious: The Last Key and the Slender Man movie!!

He’s done other more obscure horror movies too but basically this guy is adorable and inspiring and an amazing talent and I adore him 8D

[albino-mothman]

Had the opportunity and fucking owned it

[mushroomancy]

List of resources for dnd

roll20: Make an account to play the game

Orcpub: For hosting and editing your character sheet

DND Wiki: Homebrew things, races, classes, misc

Players Handbook: Rules how to play how to make a character, all basic information for playing a game

Discord: to talk during and about the game

[mushroomancy]

Mythweavers: another character sheet editor

[occams-lazer]

Homebrewery: homebrew creation tool. Uses basic coding language to great effect.

[mushroomancy]

If anyone wants to join just join the discord server and post your character

[jacebeleren]

http://autorolltables.github.io/#

can randomly generate just about ANYTHING. awesome for dms

[deweydecimalchickens]

Tabletop Audio: background music and sound effects for the ambience.

[corseque]

PCGen - a character creation program that handles all the tricky and tedious parts of building characters, including NPCs.

d20pfsrd.com - all the free information you would ever need to play Pathfinder, an alternative to D&D

[meonlyred]

DiceCloud: Interactive character sheet that can be edit and shared with yourself or others easily. Pulled up anywhere with internet connection on PC, Mac, or mobile device. Use it to also mark down health, death saving throws, spell slots, experience, and more on the fly. 

DnDMagic: List all spells currently available from Player’s Handbook and Elemental Evil. 

5th Edition Spellbook app: Make spellbooks for all your characters, manage spells, prepare spells. Keep track of Spell Save DC, and Spell Attack bonus on your mobile device. 

[hawkeabelas]

Squire - Another character creation and management app. Contains most of the basic info and spells already, with options to create spells, items, classes/subclasses, etc. This is the free version, but pro has more options for DMs, including initiative order control.

[dnd-maps-n-stuff]

RPG Generator - An app that randomly generates things from NPC appearances to criminal gangs. It’s free and a great on the fly DM tool.

[squirrelbi]

uhhhhhh girls in giant sweaters are fucking beautiful

[hazy-october]