Mastr Miscellaneous

Do you like decently though out fics in universes you love, with characters completely disconnected from the characters you love? You've come to the right place! Welcome to Mastr Miscellaneous, and please don't cry on my notes, your tears mess with the ink

[mastrmiscellaneous]

Master list

i want to point out that when i first typed the title, i called it a Mother Post

Harry Potter: Hogwarts Mystery

Character Intros:

about Charli and Thomas

about Ari and Jacob Donner

Halloween headcannons

Charli headcannons

headcannons for both Thomas and Charli

Asexual headcannons

do they die in the battle of Hogwarts?

what if Rakepick was secretly Merula’s mother?

accent headcannons 

The Donner Family:

from the start, to a new beginning: the first fic, the future AU

a sweet surprise: the month leading up to the newest Donner

Ari’s First Day in Hogwarts

Ari’s Coming Out

Group Therapy AU:

original headcannons

part 1

part 2

part 3: Halloween edition

part 4

Universe Swap AU:

part 1: GT!Merula in Magic world

part 2: Magical!Merula in GT world

Angsty Bois:

Ismelda’s secret (AKA the bite)

Tragedy, far too painful for you: Merula dies and her parents come to Hogwarts to mourn

Merula’s Sacrifice

Charli is Poisoned

Merula is Sick

Grief: Thomas gets an upsetting letter from his mother, and Merula is just upset

Merula is sick/dizzy

bloody lip: MC protects Merula from homophobia

broken ankle: a mishap in the vaults

Soulmate AU: Red lines

Childhood Memories:

Children of Death Eaters

Present: Merula opens her first present for a long time

the Snydes’s arrest

General Fluff:

food fight!

a Prefect’s Duty: more a brother/sister bond, but i’m counting it

Power couple builds a snowman: MC/Merula play in the snow

Other Stuff I Don’t Have a Category For:

regret and protect: MC sees Merula getting bullied, remembers a similar thing they said years ago, and steps in

Jealousy, Thy name is Ismelda

Riordanverse

Character Profiles:

Justin Peters, Lucille Peters, and Clara Ostá

Skye Rayner and Kira Blight 

Carly Shore 

Laeta and Toris

Leif and Pollen

Vivian McConnell

Pearce Whisper

Ella Croft

Amobi Bello

Main story:

Son of Smintheus, Daughter of the Forge

Curses and Blessings - the story of the Plague Bearer

Capture the Flag 

[cherishablematerial-deactivated]

you're laughing. charles dickens had a son named plorn and you're laughing

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HE HAD A SON NAMED

WHAT

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Plorn

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NICK I LOOKED IT UP AND SAW NOTHING OF THE SORT IS THIS A PRANK

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technically his name was edward but everyone called him plorn

[mediummarketpaperback]

Edward “Plorn” Dickens. my god.

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I have something worse

[mediummarketpaperback]

oh???

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[mediummarketpaperback]

imagine getting stuck with the nickname Plorn

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imagine getting sent to live in the Australian outback when you were sixteen

[mediummarketpaperback]

WHY WERE THEY SO CRUEL TO MY BOY PLORN

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I have an answer to that one too

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[cogentranting]

The face of a man whose father nicknamed him Plorn.

[elodieunderglass]

Born without a groove 😔

[linguisticparadox]

[telomeke]

With each addition to this, I find myself nodding and murmuring, "Mm hm. The Plorn Dickens."

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[nellasbookplanet]

Something so funny about rereading one's own unfinished fics. Like wow this is pretty good! Almost as if was written exactly according to what I personally like in fact! Someone should finish it!

[goddess-of-fungi]

egyptian magicians: we have bases worldwide, and regularly live for over a century. barring extenuating circumstances, our children will have magician parents who can teach and protect them, instead of hoping that whichever poor mortal schmuck who shagged a god and was saddled with a monster-attracting baby can keep them safe until they find our base. roman demigods: we have a whole city with schools and businesses where demigods can live out their lives safe from monsters, and enough people who survive to adulthood to populate said city. we also live long enough to have children, so legacies are not rare. greek demigods: our average life expectancy is 18. our shirts are orange so you can identify our corpses. we get our funding from strawberries. norse demigods: *cries*

[thelittledaily-deactivated20260]

REBLOG THIS TO GIVE THE PERSON YOU REBLOGGED THIS FROM A GOLD STAR BECAUSE THEY’VE BEEN STELLAR TODAY AND THEY DESERVE IT ⭐️

[hotpotrandomfics]

Ciel: Is it me or is hurricane season an annual family dinner on Olympus between Zeus and Poseidon which involves a bit too much alcohol? If it is then they owe my dad restitution.

[mastrmiscellaneous]

Justin: we can't enjoy en get child support. Some of us don't even get recognition. Do you really think they would give us restitution?

[fanficmemes]

Anybody else got that Evergiven sized writers block

[fanficmemes]

“Where’s the next chapter?!” Well buddy you’re never gonna guess

[fanficmemes]

[callmebliss]

What’s the comic sans trick?

[cargopantsman]

[chaifootsteps]

#i feel like someone just asked me to eat dirt for my health

[buc-eebarnes]

wingdings' true purpose as a font

[naamahdarling]

Wingdings holy shit some of y'all are on a whole different level of galaxy wizard brain batshittery and I am in awe.

[brawltogethernow]

Exciting. When I don't want to see what I'm writing I just make the font color almost indistinguishable from the background color. (Do not do this.)

(I don't think the secret to the comic sans hack is comic sans itself; I think it's any deflation of being intimidated by your canvas.)

[brawltogethernow]

Hold on I need to go look something up immediately.

[darker-than-darkstorm]

... you can't say that and not give the link.

The Internet's best write-reward system! Write one hundred words, get an image of a kitten!

Looks like you can even make it something other than kittens, by appending ?search=dinosaur (that's the example the page gives) to the end of the URL.

[nightingaletrash]

@andauril

[todaysbat]

sharing this here because you can can do bats

[very-gay-poet]

the fact I wasnt tagged in this smh BUT OMG YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[hotpotrandomfics]

Ciel: Given that major events in history are associated with the gods, shouldn’t they pay reparations? I mean they have a fuck ton of wealth.

[mastrmiscellaneous]

Justin: That would require them admitting that they did wrong and the effects were their fault.

[hotpotrandomfics]

Ciel: The heroes of old were dumb.

Clara:… elaborate.

Ciel: Jason cheated on a powerful witch, Theseus attempted to abduct Persephone, Herakles felt he should receive the glory instead of thinking of self preservation, Odysseus shouldn’t have taunted the Cyclops if he wanted to get home so bad, and Bellerophon should have accepted he was good enough, and-

Clara: I get it! They were products of their time and to them glory and renown was what kept their memory alive.

Ciel: Im not the smartest when it comes to our myth history but I do see all of it could have been avoided if they took two seconds to say “hey, this may not be the best idea.”

[mastrmiscellaneous]

Clara: Ciel, when was the last time you put two seconds into any of your ideas?

[hotpotrandomfics]

Ciel: After a proper sleep.

[mastrmiscellaneous]

Clara: abd when was the last time you had one of those?

[hotpotrandomfics]

Ciel: The heroes of old were dumb.

Clara:… elaborate.

Ciel: Jason cheated on a powerful witch, Theseus attempted to abduct Persephone, Herakles felt he should receive the glory instead of thinking of self preservation, Odysseus shouldn’t have taunted the Cyclops if he wanted to get home so bad, and Bellerophon should have accepted he was good enough, and-

Clara: I get it! They were products of their time and to them glory and renown was what kept their memory alive.

Ciel: Im not the smartest when it comes to our myth history but I do see all of it could have been avoided if they took two seconds to say “hey, this may not be the best idea.”

[mastrmiscellaneous]

Clara: Ciel, when was the last time you put two seconds into any of your ideas?

[bluejay-07]

I’m curious—how is everyone marking their pages in books?

Dog-earing the page

Using a bookmark for it’s intended purpose

Using things that aren’t bookmarks as bookmarks

Marking the page with the dust jacket flap

Something I forgot to put here (put it in the tags!)

Voting ended onJun 6, 2025

[mastrmiscellaneous]

I just remember what page I'm on

[charish-cherish]

how it feels to have no social media presence as an artist

[persassychase]

Omg is Hazel talking to herself??

[en-theos]

i WISH more people knew about age of bronze, it's literally the 'historically accurate' comprehensive and GAY adaptation of the trojan war all the accuracy warriors are clamoring for

it's a comic series written and drawn entirely by Eric Shanower, started in 1998 with those exact parameters

historically situated in the Mycenaean/Hittite cultures

drawing from nearly every text on the war from Homer to Shakespeare

explicit about the possibility that achilles+patroclus may have been meant as lovers. Shanower is gay himself, and found it important to depict them as such all the way back in 1998.

it can be read here in part or here completely (🏴‍☠️), but i also highly recommend supporting the artist, since this is a multi-decade passion project.

[vampy-campy]

*struggles while writing* i suck and writing is hard

*remembers some ppl use ai* i am a creative force. i am uncorrupted by theft and indolence. i am on a journey to excellence. it is my duty to keep taking joy in creating.

[allshipsareok]

[zykamiliah-temporal]

i think we should bring this back (with some amendments ofc) if we ever needed an "internet etiquette" for the younger generations, now is the moment to remind them. purity culture kills fandom

as well as the three laws of fandom:

Don't Like, Don't Read (DL;DR), Your Kink is not My Kink And That's OK (YKINMKATO) and Ship and Let Ship

[sorcererofsolitude]

📣 Purity culture kills fandom! 📣

[atlinmerrick]

NO ONE LIVING hasn't been squicked out by something. There's over 7 billion of us, my delights and disgusts aren't universal. So I move on. Don't like the ship? Move on. Don't like____? Move on.

I am not an exception. Neither are you. I don't like it I move on and shut my gob about it because everyone everywhere is squicked out by something and they need to put the thing down and just…motor.

[anotherknifeinmyhands]

[sirmanmister]

THE LICE ONE IS MAKING ME FUCKING CRY OH MY GOD