THE ONLY AND BEST POPSTAR KING!!!!

KING OF POPSTAR BEST RULER!!! BETTER THAN KIRBY!! MY SUBJECTS LOVE ME AND YOU SHOULD TO!! what’s a pronoun wait this is not the search bar

[choruswraith-posting]

there aren't enough milfs on this planet guys we should crash some

[kracko-real]

Look up, dipshit.

[marx-posting]

You're not a fucking milf, idiot. No one loves you.

[kingdedede-posting]

What’s a milf??

[kingdedede-posting]

Dedede!!!

-@kirby-posting

OH oh it’s you. Whaddya want, puffball?

[kirby-posting]

What do you do if you have to talk to a baby and they're being mean I don't know how to do this stuff (・へ・)

[kingdedede-posting]

HUH?? That just doesn’t make any sense! Babies aren’t mean, right? What kind of baby is it??

[kingdedede-posting]

Dedede!!!

-@kirby-posting

OH oh it’s you. Whaddya want, puffball?

[hyness-posting]

Here is … another. It does not actually convey my personal relationship with the Dark Lord, but it may convey someone else’s. I have no fear for the Dark Lord’s plans, only faith in it’s decisions.

As should you.

[marx-posting]

Boomer

[hyness-posting]

How does it feel being the fool of this court?

[marx-posting]

How does it feel to be a BOOMER

[hyness-posting]

I have been advised to ignore your “trolling”.

[kingdedede-posting]

This makes no sense to me so I didn’t laugh so it’s bad 👎

[kingdedede-posting]

hey king ! do you want to go kill people with hammers

As long as it’s not any of my subjects!! They don’t deserve to get hammered

[kingdedede-posting]

ohhohh. you. smell :3

(@elfilin-posting)

WHAT?? I DO NOT YOU ARE CRAZY YA RODENT!!!!!

I TOOK A LUXURIOUS BUBBLE BATH JUST THIS MORNING!!

[elfilinpostinggone]

bubbles bath of . dirt ?

[kingdedede-posting]

😡😡

NO!! rude..

[kingdedede-posting]

ohhohh. you. smell :3

(@elfilin-posting)

WHAT?? I DO NOT YOU ARE CRAZY YA RODENT!!!!!

I TOOK A LUXURIOUS BUBBLE BATH JUST THIS MORNING!!

[kingdedede-posting]

DO YOU NEED a monstah.

IF THAT PUFFBALL MAKES ME MAD AGAIN THEN YES!!!!!

[kingdedede-posting]

is this the right website

HEY WEBSITE THE KING HAS ARRIVED!!!!