Imagine Living Like a King Someday

They call me Dodger. At eighteen, I became the king of the Slytherin house. For your sake, I'll try not to be so amazing.

[wellcutourheartsopen]

[the-tenth-headmaster-blog]

Students,

[kingdodger-blog]

I’m done watching how I speak to you, or anyone for that matter around here. Even when I was watching how I speak, you still dragged me away against my will. What are you going to do to me this time, Headmaster? I’m really curious. Are you going to break your own rules and use your magic against me? I’m not fucking around with you anymore. I’m telling you. Get it together otherwise I can promise you that it will not be pleasant.

[the-tenth-headmaster-blog]

You needed help, Dodger! I did what I did for your own good. -grits his teeth- You were a danger to not only yourself but everyone around you. For Melin’s sake, you were seeing a baby that wasn’t even there! I took an oath when I became headmaster that I would never use my magic against a student no matter the situation. However, Dodger, I will not hesitate to have you locked away in Azkaban if you dare to step out of line and question my authority again. I’m doing what I can to ensure safety. 

[kingdodger-blog]

I didn't need anything from you, or from anyone else here, for that matter! Let me take away you first born and see how well you handle it, headmaster. The one thing that's a combination of you and the woman you love. The one thing that you could quite possibly love more than the woman her gave birth to her. But you wouldn't know what it's like to have a child, would you? I mean, you're still unmarried, still childless. So you don't know what it's like to hold a piece of yourself in your arms and look at it smile back at you. You don't know what it's like losing the most precious thing in the world. Do you want to know why I think you still don't have a woman to love you, to take care of you? Because you're a poor excuse of a man, Rafiki. It doesn't take a genius to see that. You let murderers run around the castle but you lock up someone who's sad because they lost their child? You didn't lock up Nala when she miscarried Kopa. Yeah, Rafiki. I did my research. What else was I supposed to do in the crazy house? I know all about you and I know all about the things that are going on right under your nose that you seem to just ignore. I have every right to question your authority, because you seem to have none. Over me, over my snakes, over your own faculty. And let me tell you something. You thought I was crazy before? You thought I was a danger before? I'm telling you right now, Rafiki. I have lost too many of my children. I'm not going to stop now. I'm going to tear you down. And if it means taking the school with me, so be it.

[onebadpuppy-deactivated20130103]

[the-tenth-headmaster-blog]

Students,

[the-tenth-headmaster-blog]

You better watch how you speak to me, Dodger. I promise you that it will not be pleasant.

[kingdodger-blog]

I’m done watching how I speak to you, or anyone for that matter around here. Even when I was watching how I speak, you still dragged me away against my will. What are you going to do to me this time, Headmaster? I’m really curious. Are you going to break your own rules and use your magic against me? I’m not fucking around with you anymore. I’m telling you. Get it together otherwise I can promise you that it will not be pleasant.

[gylcerin-ed-blog]

-whistles- 8 kids dead? Damn, what were they doing, juggling axes?

[kingdodger-blog]

Fucking, Merlin, Ed! Can't anyone have a conversation anymore without your little bloody snide comments? Why don't you go clean something or whatever it is you're good for?

[the-tenth-headmaster-blog]

Students,

[kingdodger-blog]

I have had enough of your fucking bullshit, headmaster. You are obviously unfit to be running this school, as shown by these “recent events”. I’m pretty positive that I’m not the only who feels this way. And I think I have a pretty convincing case against you. You need to get your fucking shit together, Rafiki. Now.

[the-tenth-headmaster-blog]

You better watch how you speak to me, Dodger. I promise you that it will not be pleasant.

[kingdodger-blog]

I'm done watching how I speak to you, or anyone for that matter around here. Even when I was watching how I speak, you still dragged me away against my will. What are you going to do to me this time, Headmaster? I'm really curious. Are you going to break your own rules and use your magic against me? I'm not fucking around with you anymore. I'm telling you. Get it together otherwise I can promise you that it will not be pleasant.

[kingdodger-blog]

Excuse me?

One of my snakes is still missing and you’re all dicking around like it’s no big deal? Heads are about to roll.

[the-tenth-headmaster-blog]

Dodger, we’ve searched every inch of the castle. I’m running out of places to look.

[kingdodger-blog]

He didn't just walk off into the mist only to never have been seen again. Do you really want another body stacked against you? I'm sure as hell not losing another one, but I think another dead body wouldn't be too good for you. What would that make? Eight? Nine? In the past month alone?

[the-tenth-headmaster-blog]

Students,

Due to recent events, I am making some changes.

All students must travel with at least one other student going to and leaving classes. No one will be allowed outside of the castle after six o’clock and the curfew is now set to nine o’clock. Houses will be escorted to their dorms by a staff member.

No exceptions.

[kingdodger-blog]

I have had enough of your fucking bullshit, headmaster. You are obviously unfit to be running this school, as shown by these "recent events". I'm pretty positive that I'm not the only who feels this way. And I think I have a pretty convincing case against you. You need to get your fucking shit together, Rafiki. Now.

[kingdodger-blog]

Excuse me?

One of my snakes is still missing and you're all dicking around like it's no big deal? Heads are about to roll.

[thisgamecalled-life-deactivated]

[ritaisqueen-deactivated20121127]

Cuddle Time- Roger

[kingdodger-blog]

-knocks gently on her door- I’m acting like a gentleman!

[ritaisqueen-deactivated20121127]

Come in! -laughs- Well thank you very much for that, Prince Charming

[kingdodger-blog]

-walks in and crawls into bed next to her- Anytime, sweetheart. Anytime.

[kingdodger-blog]

I can't disagree with that statement

Exactly.

[kingdodger-blog]

Ewwwie why would I want to do that?

I have a nice butt.

[ritaisqueen-deactivated20121127]

Cuddle Time- Roger

-sitting on her bed in a big sweatshirt, waiting-

[kingdodger-blog]

-knocks gently on her door- I'm acting like a gentleman!

[kingdodger-blog]

Impossible. Come cuddle with me? I miss having your handsome arse in my bed.

Are you trying to say you want to touch my butt?

[kingdodger-blog]

I miss you

I miss you more.

[kingdodger-blog]

People are missing?

[kingdodger-blog]

Exactly. My name’s Dodger.

[gylcerin-ed-blog]

Well, Dodger, congrats on not having your head crammed up your rectum. Why the hell is this thing two nights anyway? They didn’t get enough bile on the floor last night?

[kingdodger-blog]

I think it's just for the whores to act like even bigger whores and the normal girls to act like whores for two nights.

[kingdodger-blog]

People are missing?

[kingdodger-blog]

Or you could just watch from the sidelines, like me.

[gylcerin-ed-blog]

True. This seems to be one of those things where it works itself out, no harm, no foul. Or some random student dies, all the other students all mourn even if they barely knew her like “I had math with her BAWWW”. What’s your name?

[kingdodger-blog]

Exactly. My name's Dodger.