Fluffy

Que lo que mi gente | Dominican-American 🇩🇴🇺🇸| EMT-P 🚑| Lt 🚒| IG: @kingfluffy141 | SC: @g.money99

[hollow-head]

you ever hear anyone say something so dumb you have to draw a new yorker cartoon about it?

[gayassassinscreed]

perks of EMS: getting paid to eat, sleep, and shit

not perks of EMS: getting told by the state (US) that they aren't going to investigate elder abuse you reported and you nearly burn out after six years (last year)

[confusionofconfusions-deactivat]

Boris won’t stop annoying me for dinner even though dinner is in 40 minutes so I’m trying to teach Boris when to expect dinner using base-bean

[confusionofconfusions-deactivat]

sulking

[pukicho]

Do you think love exists

Yeah man. Love is simply when you like something twice.

[etherealspacejelly]

i think we should all start using arabic words and phrases more often because its a beautiful language and also theres not really. english equivalents that have the same vibes

theres also the comedy potential of it. you guys dont know the joy of having your muslim friend text you "hopefully the racists in our city will all get sick and cant go to the protest" and you, as a pasty white guy, responding with "inshallah they get covid"

its a one hit KO every time. its fucking hilarious. theres no english word that has the same effect.

he also once texted me that he got over a mysterious illness he came down with (i think? i cant remember the exact context) and i responded with "subhanallah he is cured"

again, one hit KO. he lost his shit.

what im saying is we gotta normalise arabic. its just a language like any other, and it has some great words. its just like saying "thank god" or whatever, but theres so much variety and nuance. its beautiful

[be-nice-2-me]

god this movie was so amazing

[thememedaddy]

[moringmark]

[stealingpotatoes]

@crossover15 kofi requested Anakin introducing the twins to the 501st!!

(kofi requests are open!)

[stealingpotatoes]

@crossover15 kofi requested the twins meeting Padmé's handmaidens!! (sequel to this)

(kofi requests are open!)

[a-lc01]

[squided]

clunkiest water graphics I've ever seen

[ninawenn]

I’ve never been so happy that a video has sound.

[glowingghosty]

CRONCHY

[friendraichu]

@thevastnessof dont hide this excellent contribution in the tags

[haitianculture509]

[radicos]

So apparently another whole ass animated scooby doo movie was canceled, this time featuring Krypto the Superdog, but it leaked onto 4chan and was uploaded onto the internet archive

[jinxynuthead]

In case anyone wants to watch (its such a good film i have it bookmarked)

[horrorsoflife]

[gunsandfireandshit]

Women fear me, fish want me

[cipheramnesia]

At last, the blow fish.

[kimpossibooty]

We’re almost at gay people purge month share what crime you’ll be committing with no consequences.

Me? Wire fraud.

[daffidilly]

Adultery 🫶🏻

[kimpossibooty]

Please nobody message my wife until July

[a--z--u--l]

Quédate con quien aún sabiendo que te tiene se desviva por conservarte.

[catchymemes]