KING KRONOS

[112196355]

Imma start charging people for hurting my feelings $3 a minute

[ohk4te]

me, rewatching my favourite media for the hundredth time: it’s about the comfort. it’s about the nostalgia. it’s about lacking the necessary emotional bandwidth to take in and process new things in this year of our lord 2021

[mple-selhnhh]

What part of your morning routine takes the longest?

Finding the will to live.

[angelicguy]

[angelicguy]

of course the fuckign flubber gif doesnt work. my life is hell

[valtsv]

i want to be WOOED!!! i want to be ADORED!!! fuck anyone who says it’s “cheesy” or “a cliche” i want to be ROMANCED!!!

[badassdemonsword]

[corvodumpy]

Oh come on you HAVE to include the footage.

[vote-for-eggman]

???????????????

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[toastbutteregg]

[toastbutteregg]

TW: su*cide

idk if these people (hotline employees) volunteer but if they don’t or (even if they do), they need to be compensated more for them to also feel appreciated. i hope they hire more suitable and qualified people and take care of these people too as theyre also humans who feel

if im wrong im sorry! just a thought!

(ps let me know if i should delete this. i just thought its good to spread this cause it might give a chuckle to people who have felt the same way as the tweets above)

[bullied]

not sure if i’m ready to fall in love or if i’m ready to fall off a cliff

[scrub-lyf]

[its-a-different-world]

Iconic

[unioncarbidesuperfan66]

[madqueensarah]

I love how when fan-fiction writers have friends in the fandom, to demonstrate their friendship, they dedicate porn to one another.

I think that’s lovely.

[fuckoff1234567]

#i love you bro #have this dirty fucking

[orriculum]

my roommate is simultaneously trying to calm down before her phone interview and psych herself up so she’s playing the animal crossing music but also striking power poses every few seconds

[toastbutteregg]

[annmariexrose]

Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.

[thebootydiaries]

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