CAPTAIN KING METTATON

KING METTATON AT YOUR SERVICE! OR ACTUALLY, YOU'RE AT MINE! IT'S BEEN A WHILE SINCE I'VE TAKEN ASGORE'S THRONE. THE HUMAN KINDLY PUT ME WHERE I BELONG. NO PROBLEMS HERE!! I'M A GREAT KING. AND WHAT'S SO GREAT ABOUT BEING A KING YOU ASK? I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO LIFT A FINGER TO BE FAMOUS AT ALL, MY THRONE DOES IT FOR ME! ANYWAY, HAVE FUN IN MY KINGDOME AND DON'T FORGET WHO THE PLACE BELONGS TO!

[ask--mettaton-ex-blog]

The Cute Tall Skelies:

@skeletonbropapyrus @askthecoolskeleton @the-coolest-skeleton-you-know @nopunsallowed @coolskeleton96

The PunMasters:

@skeletonbrosans @boneshakalaka @ask-crackedsans @askthepunnyskeleton @question-sans @get-dunkedon @ask-sans-undertale @determinedtopun @sanstheskeletxn

The Tiny Lovely Human:

@passafrisk @dear-frisk @ask-frisk-n-flowey @askthehumanchild

The Very Tsundere Flower:

@ask-the-precious-flowey @ask-the-malevolent-flower @ask-the-pinche-flor@ask-android-flowey @ask-flowey

My Sweet Cousins:

@askmaddummy @asknabstablook @napstabiook22 @spookieblooky @dontaskangrydummy @askthenapstablook @questionblooky @ask-blookybot

The Lovely Scientist’s:

@asktheroyalscientist @asksomeonewhoslistening @ask-glittery-trash-alphys @alphysthenerd @alphys-the-scientist @ask-undertale-alphys @animescientist

My Other Lovely Faces~

@ask-mettaton @kingmettatonme @questionmettaton @m3tt4t0n3x @asksexycalculator @ask–mettaton @ask–mettaton–ex @ask-the-fab-robot @yanderemttex @askmettatonx

((Oh goodness this is taking a while! I’m pretty sure I missed some names but there are too many to put down! Im sorry! Ah, I shall make a proper list of of the many blogs I secretly admire and wish to interact with but am scared to haha soon! <3 ))

[kingmettatonme]

((I was really hoping I’d have time today to be active on here but much like last week it’s been pretty hard to have time to even log in. I’ll answer all thats in my inbox hopefully this week though. Planning on managing my time for this!))

[getintheboxsteven]

fuck the box

or in a sense

get inside the box

[ask-doggo-things]

WHAT! I’VE BEEN FOLLOWED!

YEAAAAAAAHHH

I legit cannot believe I have more than followed by more than 1000 people! Seriously, thanks for indulging in me just having fun with something! Let me start with some people that I have some special words for.

@snowdinpoppy / @lucidiasansgaster for creating an awesome OC that really helped me expound upon a faucet of Doggo’s personality and motivations. For real, I probably wouldn’t have gotten this far without you.

@askqueentoriel for being a cool gal and a great Toriel. This person is also helping with some secret things that will be coming up soon. *Wink wonk*

@artsymishy / @juniorjumbles / @shattereddoctor for also being cool, doing great things that I wish I could do, and giving me help on the secret stuff.

@ask-sans & @truechara & @determinedscholar for being three of the people who inspired me to try this whole thing in the first place. You guys are rad.

I’m probably forgetting some people and I could really go on and on about them but moving on. Now before I place a read more for the rest of the cool dudes, let me tell you that while this isnt a contest, is there something that you want to show me? You voice acting an RP or drawing something based on it or whatever? You have my full permission to do that!

Show me it! Don’t be afraid! I’ll reblog/post it to show everyone what it is! Submit it to me or just make a post and mention me, i’ll see it. A tag works too, though remember that I can’t track tags with hyphens, no one can really.

So lets move on to the rest. I went through my follows and got everyone I could, ask and rp blogs, combos and specialized. Just everyone that I could get.

Keep reading

[kingmettatonme]

((Oh my god that song, I forgot how good it was, I loved the psychedelic art you did with it!))

((Aww thank you so much! I’ve always thought of MT using his monitor as a tv screen. Also his neutral ending did mention that he brainwashes the underground, I think as more of an innocent distraction from their misery than anything sinister. Though that kind of solution would have a lot of bad consequences, but that’s all the more reason to like this ending. Its just so gloomy with twisted consumerism. AND a robot! Whats not to love about it? You know… Disregarding the fact that most of the beloved monsters are dead pfff.))

[kingmettatonme]

“It rots the senses in the head! It keeps imagination dead! It clogs and clutters up the mind! It makes a child so dull and blind!  Their brain becomes as soft as cheese Their thinking powers rust and freeze They cannot think, they only see! They only see, they only see!”

Never ever let them near the television set

[kingmettatonme]

Hey, since you're mettaton right? I feel like you would be the best to answer this question.. What's a good way to ask someone out? A bit of backround info about the person is that she's really sweet and gentle with an almost motherly aura, and she also enjoys bad jokes and cute things. What might be a good and nice way to ask her out?

“HMMM….. YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT THE OLD QUEEN AREN’T YOU? I DON’T KNOW HER MUCH IN PERSON…. I’LL PUT IN A GOOD WORD FOR YOU AT BEST… BUT I’M NOT GOING TO DO IT FOR FREE. AND BESIDES, YOU MIGHT HAVE TO CALL IT QUITS… SHE’S A QUEEN, LITTLE GUY!”“… YOU KNOW? J-JUST DRIVE TO HER WITH YOUR FANCIEST CAR AND ACT LIKE YOU’RE IMPORTANT. WE’LL SEE HOW IT GOES FROM THERE.”

[punkidrawsstuff]

“YOU DIDN'T NEED MY HELP, WHICH IS GREAT! 'CAUSE I LOVE DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING."

That’s why I’m here boss, to make sure things get done! For example glamburgers… Especially glamburgers. (Not to mention that’s what I’m getting paid for)

[kingmettatonme]

“AND THAT YOU ARE MY DEAR! IN TIME THINGS WILL GET EASIER, DON’T WORRY. YOU’RE ACTUALLY GOOD AT YOUR JOB~”

[skeletonbropapyrus-blog]

300+ FOLLOW FOREVER/SHOUTOUT

THIS IS A HUGE THANK YOU FOR PEOPLE WHETHER YOU’RE JUST JOINING OR HAVE BEEN FOR LIKE EVER! HERE HAS BEEN A LIST I COMPOSED OF PEOPLE I LOVE AND YOU SHOULD TOO! ALSO THERE IS STILL A GIVEAWAY IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IT ENDS ON THE 16TH! Bros: @ask–mettaton-ex @skeletonbrosans @pasta-lover-ve @ask-schizopacifist Great Blogs That I love to see on my Dash/People that i may wanna hangout but will be to shy to do @looovemachine @strikeaposeforme @king-asgore @tem-covers-nobody-wanted @home-of-the-glamburger @theoneandbonely @undynethemasterchef @kingmettatonme @just-face-planted @nopunsallowed @silentbutfrisky @clumsydinokid @theroyalscientist @ask-doggo-things @ask-specialenemytem-tem @ask-undyne-of-the-royal-guard @dreemurr-sympathizer @spearofjustiice LOYAL FANS OF THE GREAT PAPYRUS NYEH HEH HEH!  @danielthehunter @anonsayshi @icreatedthisaccountatmidnight @noammac @creature-eva @plushie-springbonnie @violet-the-violent

[kingmettatonme]

“WHY IS HE SO CUTE?!!!”

[kingmettatonme]

“AWWW... COMPLIMENTS AND GLITTERING CROWNS? YOU SPOIL THIS MACHINE SO MUCH.”

[kingmettatonme]

so, say, hypothetically speaking, that there happened to be a human in the underground, and that, perhaps, they really, really don't want to die? and they promise they won't attack anyone? just to be clear, said hypothetical human is not me. so please don't jump to conclusions. i just want to live! ... i mean, the human wants to live. the completely hypothetical human.

“AND LET’S JUST SAY HYPOTHETICALLY SPEAKING THAT THE HUMAN DOES GET WHAT THEY WANT. LET’S SAY THEY GET BORED EVENTUALLY AND DECIDE TO KILL OTHERS JUST BECAUSE THEY CAN? LET’S SAY, HYPOTHETICALLY SPEAKING, THAT THEY WOULD DO IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN!!!”

[kingmettatonme]

So I guess you’re not allowed to send anonymous asks? 

“AND WHO’S FAULT IS THAT HUH?! GET BACK HERE YOU OVERGROWN LETTER! YOU’RE UNDER ARREST FOR RACIAL EXCLUSION!”

[kingmettatonme]

How about some puns? :D

“THAT WOULD REALLY GRIND MY GEEEEEAAARS IF YOU KNOW WHAT I’M SAYING!!!!”

“HEHE… THAT ONE WAS FOR YOU, SANS.”

[spaghetti-for-you-kid]

kingmettatonme

“YO METTATON THIS COOL DUDE IS THROWING YOU SOME SICK MOVES HOMIE!”

[kingmettatonme]

“SO IT’S A DANCE-OFF YOU’RE ASKING FOR? YOU’RE GOING TO BE BONE DUST WHEN I’M DONE WITH YOU, HANDSOME.”

[kingmettatonme]

((Ahhhhhh oh my goodness. I’m giving it my all here I’ll try to answer as many asks I can before bed. oof. a-and replies! deep breaths try to keep the quality up! sry again for the asks which have been sitting for, whats it now, uh 5 days? Sorry! <:D ))

[royalscientist-archive-deactiva]

"I'M... NOT REALLY SURE WHAT TO GIVE YOU, DARLING... HOW ABOUT YOU PLAY A GAME OF TETRIS ON MY MONITOR SCREEN! DOES THAT COUNT?"

* Hey, yeah! That sounds fun!

[kingmettatonme]

“O-OF COURSE! ANYTHING FOR YOU D-DARLING. OH ASGORE ABOVE!!! ITS INSIDE MY HEAD MAKE IT STOP!!

TING TINGILING TINGILING AAAAH!!!!”