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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Not today Justin
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5 things that make me happy I was tagged by @queen-ofthe-iron-islands 1)playing videogames 2)doing a bicycle ride 3)writing 4)listening to metal music 5)watching animes I tag @loubisou12 @jollycooperationbrothers @just-today-stay @skyrimglitches @shiningpokemon @markiplier @we-love-gaming @lordranandbeyond And @today-ifuckedup
why aren’t these being reblogged more often? i rather see these than “keys in hand”
Fatality
Umm so since I’m stupid could someone kindly explain each step for me like step 3 am i head butting him in the face or the chest?
I think it depends on the height of the person, but I suppose the head is a more effective target. I hope this helps :)
Step 1: Step back the moment he reaches for you.
Step 2: Duck!
Step 3: Head butt him in the chin. It’s very important that it is the chin and not the chest because it is much more uncomfortable and disorienting to have your teeth bang together especially if it cuts his tongue (which it will if it is in the way). More than likely height won’t matter. He will be leaning forward from the missed attempt at grabbing you.
Step 4: Knee him in the balls.
Step 5: When he doubles over, jab him on his back. I believe at the base of the neck just above the shoulder blades would be best. I’m not an expert, but this seems like the best place, imo.
Step 6: Don’t lose contact. Bring your other hand over and slam your hands against the sides of his heads as hard as possible. Right on the ears is the best place; it is extremely disorienting if done correctly. Then take his head and bring it down on your knee as you bring your knee up. It’s very important that you avoid the nose because if you knee his nose it will definitely break and more than likely the bones will stab his brain killing him, so aim for his mouth instead.
Step 7: Keep your knee up and bring your foot out to kick him over. Personally, I don’t like the image because it looks like she kicked him with her toes. You do not want to do that. Instead kick him with the ball or heel of your foot and put power behind it with a push.
Step 8: He is on the ground. You could probably stop here and he would get the picture, but if you really want to…Your leg is still in the air from the kick. With all your force slam the edge of your your heel on his side. It will be more effective if you lower your body first by bending at the knee of the leg your weight is on. Done right, you can break a rib or two.
reblogging again for that^
Reblogging for the steps in the image and the explanation in the comments. I don’t so much like the explanation on the image proper, but I appreciate the thought behind it (here, have a self-defense thing, it could save you) and so I’m passing it on.
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He just wanted a hug-
Well this seems useful.
A.I. is real….
Being a minor isn’t an excuse for acting a fool.
If you’re 15+ you need to act like it, you aren’t seven. Telling people to commit suicide, then hiding behind the “uwu im a minor stop harassing me”, when someone calls you out on your bullshit is dumb. Stop.
I don’t care how old you are, 15+ you have sense, act like you have it.
Someone finally said it! Reblog friends! Reblog!
imagine if instead of calling voldemort “you know who”, they had done the benedict cumberbatch thing, so they would speak in hushed whispers about lollipop vladimir or lanky vanderbilt
lackadoodle vaudeville
lumpy voodersnitch
Loud Vulgarwort
lanky volcanoman
Loot Vlogersnort
Lentil moldyshorts
Laddy Voodlesnoot
Lollygag Vodafone
Ludicrous Vacuum
Libelous validity
Loquacious Vegetable
Liddelidy Voldemidelidoo
What’s your choice?
Gaming+Good grades
I saw that cat and started hyperventilating
When you're too poor for Dark Souls III
God dammit I love Mikasa Ackerman! ^w^
Heyo dear friends! A while ago, I was playing Diablo III and I had all that overpowered stuff that my sister's ex gave me (like a sword that does 25k damage!) and my Smith and gems were pretty maxed out. I thought it sucked, since I hadn't done anything by myself really, so I erased all my data, started myself a new Barbarian and played legitimately for once!
the truth is right in front of your eyes, people
Have you ever thought this looked like a fucking arm?
DETHKLOK Mastermind Brendon Small Working On New Album, But Is It Metalocalypse Related?
The tease has begun!
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thank you very much to the always awesome @cloudchaser2000 for the heads up sending me a link to this
I fucking hope it is damn I love Metalocalypse ^w^
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That post is fucking amazing :D
That's harsh damn
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That's true! I was really fucking lost thr first time I played! When I played with a friend, I've been able to ring the first bell, but the second one I searched everywhere I could. I didn't want it to be in Blightown! Why did it had to be there? ;_;
Here I come to save the day with my cute flat chestedness
Cute clueless guy... Yup! That's me!
