[cosmicvngel]

I be like “communication is key” and then ignore everyone

[mulderscully]

Lucifer — “Pops” (2016)

[lets-talk-about-x-bay-bey]

Azazel: People tell me I have a unique way of lighting up a room

Erik: It's called arson and those people are witnesses

[lounakajima]

Unless you are a petri dish baby, which would be awesome, this is a reminder that your mom got dick. Thank you for your time.

[sakurakonakajima]

Oh my GOD, do you ever stop talking?!

[lounakajima]

Are you upset, dear sister, that our mom received the vitamin D and you have not?

[sakurakonakajima]

It’s actually NONE of your business, but yes, I have!

[lounakajima]

*gasp* @kingofneyaphem

[kingofneyaphem]

You know what, I'm just going to stay out of this one.

[itsmarkortega]

[kingofneyaphem]

Welcome to the family kiddo. Excuse the fire, it was probably Lou.

[kingofneyaphem]

I love all eight of my kids.

[jonathannakajima]

No one:

No one at all:

Dad: Disown Kiyo first

[kingofneyaphem]

Jon shush your mouth.

[janos-quested]

Mr. Grey, would you like to accompany me on my small trip into town? I promise fine cuisine and wine. - Azazel

You had me at ‘fine cuisine and wine’, old friend. 

[kingofneyaphem]

There’s this new restaurant that I’ve been dying to try out. Before or after the shopping do you fancy?

[janos-quested]

Really? You have expensive tastes so it must be good. I’d say after; we can relax and chat then.

[kingofneyaphem]

You’re as smart as ever. Let’s stop by the show store first; my cat destroyed my crocs.

[janos-quested]

*light chuckle* Well, when you wear shoes that look like a toy, it’s bound to happen. I am in need of a pair of nice boots, though.

[kingofneyaphem]

*Gasp* My crocs and I have never been so offended. What are you going to get? Another pair of cowboy boots?

[janos-quested]

Mr. Grey, would you like to accompany me on my small trip into town? I promise fine cuisine and wine. - Azazel

You had me at ‘fine cuisine and wine’, old friend. 

[kingofneyaphem]

There’s this new restaurant that I’ve been dying to try out. Before or after the shopping do you fancy?

[janos-quested]

Really? You have expensive tastes so it must be good. I’d say after; we can relax and chat then.

[kingofneyaphem]

You're as smart as ever. Let's stop by the show store first; my cat destroyed my crocs.

[janos-quested]

Mr. Grey, would you like to accompany me on my small trip into town? I promise fine cuisine and wine. - Azazel

You had me at ‘fine cuisine and wine’, old friend. 

[kingofneyaphem]

There's this new restaurant that I've been dying to try out. Before or after the shopping do you fancy?

[kingofneyaphem]

It's not illegal if you don't get caught.

[princesstigerbelle]

JTAMC

Just thinkin about my cat

[kingofneyaphem]

Hey dad, can you poof me to our birth mom's location so I can egg her house? -Lou

Don't stop there. Here, have some toilet paper as well.

[kingofneyaphem]

Daaaaad, Kiyo is disowning us. -Jon

Not if you disown him first.

[kiyoshinakajima]

DAD

[kingofneyaphem]

Kidding, kidding.

[kingofneyaphem]

Daaaaad, Kiyo is disowning us. -Jon

Not if you disown him first.

[munafromeplp]

“Draw me like one of your French girls.”

— @hotashellazazel

[john--allerdyce]

Didn’t know @hotashellazazel was in this show. Fucking furry.

[mystagenameis-angel]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-

[kingofneyaphem]

NOT THIS AGAIN

[mystagenameis-angel]

THE SPIRIT OF DRUNK JANOS LIVES ON PFFTT

[kingofneyaphem]

HE NEEDS TO GO REST IN PEACE

[mystagenameis-angel]

DON’T TALK ABOUT MY NOT-BABY DADDY LIKE THAT

[kingofneyaphem]

OH NO, LOOKS LIKE I AM

[janos-quested]

I’m sorry, her what??

[kingofneyaphem]

Y'all. The man the myth the legend is back.