[madiesunny]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

there’s something undeniably special about knowing that you definitely would’ve been forcibly lobotomized if you had been born barely a handful of generations ago

[just-shower-thoughts]

If the Cornovirus has taught us anything it is that adults from countries deemed both socially and economically advanced are really bad at basic personal hygiene

[alexyquest]

long ago the four nations lived together in harmony

[alexyquest]

WAIT I ADDED THIS CAPTION TO THE WRONG POST THIS DOESN’T MAKE ANY SENSE STOP REBLOGGING THIS

[vvrensnest]

so, as much as I love the more modern plague doctor aesthetic, like guys I’m all about it

I feel like I have the be the bearer of bad (or good depending on how you take it) news

Instead of cool, dark crow/raven aesthetic

Realistically, you would have probably gotten more of this fucking leatherface kiwi bird from hell which would have absolutely been even more terrifying to see on your death bed

you’re welcome

[madsciences]

you never have to apologize for this

[catsbrew-blogs]

rich folk get the fancy raven doctor the poor folk get the mosquito man who might actually be a demon in hiding

[blogging-phelddagrif]

thanks, i hate it!

[tiktokarchive]

Doctor: [singing to oneself]: Tka tka tooh, do do do do do do, de do do do do do beow beow beow beow beow beow buh nuh, bah dah buh buh buh buh, hey!

Someone else: Hey!

Doctor: What?

[farcryfromhere-moved]

Visit Original Link

[sixfromerie-deactivated20240121]

[shock]

[torukou]

Himeko ♥

[yo-daddys-my-bitch]

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

10 of Pentz came thruuu

[violaslayvis]

Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

[borkdork]

I could seriously use this money right now….

[ashashi-corner]

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.

[virgocity]

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

[penprp]

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

[leradny]

I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR

[getlostpeeves]

It fucking WORKED.

[kezia-kawaii]

give me money

i can’t afford to breathe

[mercury-kid]

i need to fix my whole life please

[lady-fairy-moth]

I need to survive the rent hike come on.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

adam on Twitter

“the grave is run by the student church and the video they made to advertise it is the scariest thing i've ever seen https://t.co/VALDtecGYj

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[ajthebumblebee]

Student: “I want to die.” School: “Okay, we can’t do that, but we have the next best thing-”

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Need me a self-care grave

[hotpocket-fucker]

Person: Tf are you doing?

Me: Laying on my emotional support grave

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[kingofsl33p]

I NEED FRIENDS

If anyone wants to talk or rant then feel free to message me I respond fairly quickly

[polyglotplatypus]

so, at last, here’s my year movie: a seal cancan!

because of my condition’s worsening, i couldn’t finish animating more than a third of it, so this video is the combination of all the storyboard, rough & clean animation i did on this project. please enjoy it!

[you-had-me-at-hallow]

I have a headcanon that Hermione insists her children attend some primary muggle schooling before Hogwarts, just as she had done. Now, imagine Arthur Weasley attending his grandchild’s science fair, being the ultra proud grandfather….and yet also completely geeking out over absolutely EVERYTHING.

[jamiesshelves]

Canon

[themiscyra1983]

“That is a volcano, that is a VERY SMALL VOLCANO, how - young lady, how did you make this? Baking soda and food coloring? MARVELOUS!”

[worlds-of-ink-and-paper]

the kids would love him.

[bluefirecas]

Never have I ever loved anything more than I love this

[hexcoderose]

All the muggle teachers would think he was being so adorable, “pretending” not to know how potato batteries and mini-volcanoes work, fawning over the hard work the kids did on even the simplest the projects. And he comes every year, because after the kids have aged out (”gone on to some boarding school in Scotland,” the teachers say over bad coffee in the break room, “they didn’t seem the type”), he gets an honorary invitation to the fair every year, because he never stops making the kids feel smart and good. 

[elfwreck]

“And this airy-o-plane, it flies by means of a… rubber band? Did I hear that correctly? No magic at all? Doesn’t flap its wings like a bird? MARVELOUS! What an ingenious method of flight!” *looks around* “You, sir! With the ribbons! This child deserves one of those prizes!”

[hamelin-born]

@deadcatwithaflamethrower

This is so wholesome. 

Arthur Weasley, as the Science Fair attendee we all deserve.

[darthmelyanna]

After a couple years Arthur Weasley brings his own ribbons. They shimmer in a way that makes everyone wonder what kind of ink he uses—“secrets!” he tells anyone who asks—but they’re beautiful. They’re coveted even more than the official ribbons, because they remind you that while he was heaping praise on you, you felt magical.

[madlori]

This is one of the best HP headcanons I’ve ever read.

[foulserpent]

i hate looking at frog skeletons what do they think theyre doing with that fucking anatomy. all amphibians are kind of like this but frogs are just like,. ma’am you have a criminally small amount of bones supporting your slop

[magistrate-of-mediocrity]

Frogs basically don’t have ribs because when they hop they just fucking belly flop onto the ground. Evolution never got around to giving them ribs because it wouldn’t be worth the broken ribs every time the frogs decided to go out on land. As a result, the intercostal muscles responsible for breathing in most vertebrates never developed. Frogs (and most amphibians) rely almost solely on buccal pumping for breathing: They lower the floor of their mouths which draws in air through their nostrils. Then they raise the floor of their mouths to force air into their lungs. It’s not super efficient because used air is mixed with fresh air in the mouth during every breath. But frogs also exchange gases through their skin as well so super sophisticated breathing apparatuses aren’t exactly worth the developmental cost.

[kaijutegu]

Frogs are just stomachs with enough legs to throw themselves at food. They don’t have time for this “have bones” nonsense.

[officialunitedstates]

this reminds me of the time in 2025 when someone pushed down the leaning tower of pisa and spacex donated $1.6 billion to fix it

[gonereducedtoatoms-deactivated2]

op are you a time traveler

[officialunitedstates]

ooops sorry ignore this post for a few years

[amoisthobo]

Damn

[mushbuh]

some of my food pictures. people dont usually believe me when i tell them the garlic coffee pic is by me, but please enjoy the full set 

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

this post, in some way, makes it harder for me to breathe