King Of The Goat Guild

33 year old goofball with a need for fun and sugar and silliness. I am your king. (horny sideblog 18+ only "imalwayshornyalwayssad")

[i-am-a-fish]

*sending my nothing beams at you*

*blasting you with nothing*

[skwidtheoctopus]

[loverneharder]

[brotherhoot]

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(inspired by this)

[dongcroncher]

he was speaking about me i am like mashed potaternuggets

[weloveshortvideos]

[setheverman]

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[bobo543732]

This is the kinda stuff I think about when someone asks me what differentiates Tumblr from any other social platform.

[tyleroakley]

this is someone’s kink

[setheverman]

listen, i made this piece of ART because it is BEAUTIFUL and GREAT and GOOD leave your furry thoughts out of this

[binart]

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HLEP ME I CAN’T BREATHE

[relatablepicturesofmargesimpson]

[kiefbowl]

discussing raccoon drama

[meowmachine-56]

:3 or >:3

[bruntalism]

[bruntalism]

we kill the bat man

[nevvaraven-deactivated20260705]

Babe I swear I just saw their reblog first, I didn’t ignore yours, it was just that yours was further down the dash, that’s not on me that’s on tumblr babe, tumblr wants to drive a wedge between us, I love you I swear babe, pls believe me pls don’t let them win

[feluka]

[penguicorns-are-cool]

DO NOT DO THIS!!!

If a website has a paywall, like New York Times, DO NOT use the ctrl+A shortcut then the ctrl+c shortcut as fast as you can because then you may accidentally copy the entire article before the paywall comes up. And definitely don't do ctrl+v into the next google doc or whatever you open because then you will accidentally paste the entire article into a google doc or something!!!! I repeat DO NOT do this because it is piracy which is absolutely totally wrong!!!

[charlignon]

Also do NOT append "12ft.io/" before a URL ! Typing an URL like this https://12ft.io/<URL> will redirect to a site that would break the display of the page by removing the paywall !

[cinoclexity]

Honestly it's kind of prohibited to mash CTRL+P before some paywall windows can load in to get a PDF of the article. Really shouldn't be done tbh very dangerous🤷🏿‍♂️ ❌️

[genericpuff]

[qlv-vllp]

[danatron1]

Hi real quick does anyone have the cat gif that goes like this

[sir-josh-of-art-deactivated2024]

Found and saved one from this very hellsite:

[marycrispies]

It's a date! 🍔✨

[sovietnam]

[circularsidewalks-deactivated20]

[rosees3ray]

reblog if it's okay for your mutuals to message you and create an actual friendship, not just interactions