Sweet Seals For You, Always
Cosmic Funnies
blake kathryn
gracie abrams
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
taylor price
Kiana Khansmith
The Bowery Presents
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
occasionally subtle
Fai_Ryy
hello vonnie
Cosimo Galluzzi
@theartofmadeline
YOU ARE THE REASON
$LAYYYTER
Noah Kahan
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@kingofwierd07
TMA Fears as Fantasy Gods masterpost
this is where I will link all of the TMA Fears as Fantasy Gods series as i make them. suggestions are welcome and appreciated! please i need some suggestions
Corruption-- Moulderon, the Squirming God
Gold, Silver, and Bronze!🥇🥈🥉
Now as sisters and with a complex sibling dynamic.
did you know 24k gold is so soft you can scratch it with a fingernail? Because bronze knows
Take a moment from your busy day to relax and observe all the ways to pester a peahen, at her insistence.
For the birds that like pets, do beak rubs tend to be their favorite? They seem to ask for more pretty consistently
Yep! They like break rubs best, followed by jaw rubs under the jaw, followed by gentle neck rubs where their head is in my hand and my thumb goes over and over the spot behind their jaw/ear. They also enjoy a finger stroking over the top of their heads (especially if their jaw is resting on my hand), and having their little head held like a stick shift (like being tucked into their wing to sleep I guess, because they'll fall asleep like that if they're already sitting down). They don't seem to mind the neck pets where I circle my fingers around their neck and stroke down (but they also don't particularly ask for it), and Bug likes her saddle pet (rapidly and harder than you'd expect, more like you're trying to brush something off her that's a little stuck on...I don't know why she's like that), but none of them really like anything past about mid back to be touched. Some of them have liked feet rubs (Princess is going to be like that, maybe Dragon too, but Bug and Mantis are Not).
This is, I think, tragic for them all. Visitors who want to pet them rarely want to put fingers too close to beaks, so they just end up mildly annoying the birds trying to pet them on the back like a cat or dog. I regret to inform you that peafowl have no bones and their necks are very long, it doesn't matter where you pet them... If they want to bite you, they will. The birds WANT you to pester them in the face, that is counterintuitively where you are least likely to get a hard bite. They show affection through face and neck preening. But I cannot convince anyone to pet them in the face like they want.
Omg this looks like some sort of Fairytale Horror; like, a town with trees that have missing pets or people etched into them- coming off naturally enough to be dismissed as bark/tree discolouration
The framing of this image is just perfect subtle horror.
Chill it’s a pole
you missed the tree entirely didnt you buddy
HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK
World Heritage Post
That cat is legitimately getting a state funeral, several statues, a weepy 10 thousand word obituary from The Guardian and an Elton John tribute song when he goes.
The other kittens are sleeping, but Pandora wants to play... or fight! Look at her, biting Zephyr's butt. (Fortunately she doesn't have teeth yet!)
@kittybroker How much for these tiny and beautiful scrapping kittens??
Vicious and cruel Pandora and the delicate sleeping babies now a complete set selling for only just $36.95!
oh my god they’re coming home
Well... not both of them
We'll that's fucking cruel
chat clip that
Jonathan Sims
Jonathan Sims head archivist of the Magnus Institute, London
Origins of Astonishment (circa, 1997). Digital-medium
Just let him have his moment
Just saw the Backrooms movie and immediately needed to draw Michael Shelley (plus Gerry cause he’s fun to draw)
Villainess: What I don't understand is why her clothes disappear...
Henchman 1: Huh? Whose clothes?
Villainess: The magical girl! Whenever she transforms to fight me, her normal clothes just dissolve into light and she spends like a full minute naked before her costume forms.
Henchman 2: Really? When she fights us there's just this flash of light and then she's all transformed.
Henchman 3: Yeah it's basically instant.
Villainess: Instant? What about all the sexy posing?
Henchman 4: I mean I'd describe her fighting stance as more tough than sexy, but I guess if you're into that...
Villainess: No no, during the transformation! She does this whole rehearsed routine, it's like something right out of a strip club. Have none of you seen it??
(henchmen discussing amongst themselves)
Henchman 5: Uh, boss, you think maybe she only does that when she's fighting you?
Villainess: Huh? But why would she... O-oh >/////<
"i love being outside at night, it's so peaceful"
me, outside at night, the moment our headphones die
did anyone hear that
i think there's something out here
i'm scared. is anyone there?
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
The key to writing good fanfiction is to harbor a deeply humiliating desire, and the trick there is that even pretty basic and societally-accepted desires like “being held” and “being wanted” CAN and WILL be humiliating if they’re intense enough. Become so estranged from human connection that the idea of someone playing with your hair fills you with yearning so deep you feel like you’re going to throw up and you will write some banger fanfiction. It might have some other consequences too but idrk about that.
Gold, Silver, and Bronze!🥇🥈🥉
Now as sisters and with a complex sibling dynamic.
did you know 24k gold is so soft you can scratch it with a fingernail? Bronze knows
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