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@kingofwierd07
Whenever Americans use Cryillic like. That. I just. Instantly shrivel up an cry
Like idk how to tell you this but н isnt h and и isnt n
It’s true and you should say it.
Я isnt R
Р isnt P
В isnt B
If you want to explain, what does it mean then? 0.0
н makes n sound,и makes ee sound, я makes ya sound, р makes r sound, в makes v sound
you mean, like, ня?
oh no. It can be made with Cyrillic now
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE EXPLAINED
OH. GOD.
THATS SO FUNNY
Yes yes i know love is love. But they are still killing CHILDREN. over this.
They’re calling me every slur under the sun over on twitter for this post
Would you sell liquor to this baby
Yes
No
I don’t think life begins at contraception but I’d still sell liquor to baby
Wait hold on rb canceled that’s the wrong word wait no stop
long bacon pt 1
happy pride!
[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over
Me leaving Kudos on Yuri/Yaoi fiction be like:
roald dahl was antisemitic and misogynistic. george orwell was openly homophobic. edgar allan poe married his 13 year old cousin. dr seuss cheated on his wife (and was racist as well as antisemitic!). hp lovecraft was racist as fuck. anyways they’re fucking dead it’s not like you’re enabling their behaviors in the afterlife or something. then again I think they bleed into the books so uh keep an eye out for that
the difference between these old white guys and jk rowling is that the former group is all dead. jk rowling is alive and using your money to oppress trans people
in conversation about white people who go to Japan and expect their knowledge of anime to culturally carry them, I was once posed with “it’s like if there was a Japanese guy who was obsessed with spongebob and came over here and thought he could get by just communicating in spongebob quotes.” This is a false equivalence because if such a man existed we would crown him king. We’d love him. Americans would fucking love that. sometimes I get sad that this isn’t a real guy I can invite to a party.
Ok the last one got me laughing actually
As a Canadian I cannot get enough of stereotypical Canadian characters in US media. It never fails. I love knowing that Bible Army Walmart Land sees us as Flat Unsexy Cold Australia
on one hand i'd said Bible Army Walmart Land is in a specific portion of the country
on the other hand, my school in a very liberal and progressive area does have a Jesus Club and a thriving underground network of bigots. so anything is possible ig
your SCHOOL has a JESUS CLUB?????
what really fucks me up about watching the truman show in 2025 is how it's not fictional. truman is fictional, but the truman show isn't.
there's thousands of truman shows. you find them on youtube, tiktok, instagram... family and mommy vloggers, sad beige moms and now the trend of neglectful moms showing the "reality" of parenting. all of them using their kids for entertainment. each child their own truman; living a life manufactured by their parents, a camera watching their every moment, broadcasted for the entire world to see.
tbh, i didn't even think about that when i made my post and holy shit you're so fucking right
I close five days a week at, [non descript tex mex fast food restaurant.] And every day before we leave we have to set an alarm before we leave, we have to stick in the back office to set this alarm because it uses sensors to make sure everything is locked and nobody is in the lobby or the bathrooms somehow. It usually goes off with a hitch, lock doors, set alarm, bam.
[North wing door ajar]
Its just me and my manager in the building, the silence is deafening. The northwing door shouldnt even be capable of opening, our store just opened recently and our outside tables hadnt arrived yet, so it was SUPPOSED to be locked.
I admit i did make my manager (a slightly older woman) check it herself, while i watched from the cameras in the office. I watched her slowly creep through the dark lobby with her phone flashlight shining infront of her. She reached the door and found it shut and locked, completely.
So she comes back to check, we try the alarm again, same thing. This goes on three more times, scouring the door for anything that xould be disrupting our sensors
Not a thing. Until. The 5th time we tried, when instead of just the usual, the error log read
[North wing door ajar]
[Lobby door ajar]
[Service door ajar]
[Drive through window ajar]
Me and my manager looked at eachother, something must have been wrong with the sensors, some faulty wiring or something, i mean our lights have been going out constantly lately so it wouldnt be a shock.
When we tried it for the last time the alarm quietly set. We left as quick as our 4 legs could carry us. But i noticed as i walked though the lobby, the northwing door was open, i could feel a draft coming in from the crack in the door. And so i shut it, and now im kinda afraid to go back and close alone.
Oh don’t worry, I’m sure you won’t be alone:)
wake up people. big bad wolf breath can’t melt straw beams. the first little pig was an inside job
Swine/11
no there were 3
