The Pijin's Nest

Hello! I am the King, and you've come across my little kingdom. Please, I do hope you have a good time here. I'm a p chill dude, I like tabletop gaming (both playing and designing), a quite random assortment of movies and music, as well as ruling with an iron wing. I hope we can become friends!  25 years of age, and He/Him pronouns btw

[jacobtheloofah]

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side note, teaching myself to pronounce that last one felt like learning a new fucking language

[jacobtheloofah]

hey so uh next year will be a decade of dobonhonkeros. how about that shit huh.

[obstinatecondolement]

Happy ten year anniversary of this post.

[toothwormfactory]

[never-obsolete]

Pokémon FireRed (GBA, 2004) Hydro Pump

[catgirltitties]

[candy-fae]

Secretary that stomps you to death

[yaldabaothadeez]

(Source - doodleotl on twitter)

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[theywontletmebeprincipal]

i hate it here

[forgotn1]

[peri]

digital selfharm is real. do NOT check up on that ex-partner/ex-friend. do NOT reread those old messages/conversations that you know will hurt your feelings all over again or that will otherwise make you feel like shit. do NOT block evade to see if you’re being talked about. inhale. exhale. let it pass and you’ll be better for it.

[frailgun]

i did a google search for "most recent invention" which my girlfriend said was something strong bad would do

[frailgun]

angriest I've ever been in my life

[homestarrunner]

[loop-lover-central]

I wanted to draw a cute frin rq so here is a cutiefrin

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[sapphic-gengar]

BRING HIM BACK

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[sapphic-gengar]

oh thank goodness

[zephyrinx]

based on this tweet that im obsessed with

april 25 - 2024

[tranthony]

grout white shark

[captainmolasses]

I’ve been forgetting to post in here again, I’m sorry! Have some Spinda cuties!

[sadclowncentral]

so many misguided metaphors around violence and desire. if the open maw of a panting beast fills you with the want to be devoured, that does not make you prey. while the rabbit trembles in fear, its deepest desire is to run. evolution demands it. in fact, the desire to be eaten does not make you any small animal at all.

it makes you a fruit.

[sumverendus]

[sandpancakecat]

[nekosaws]

so you see it's basically like this:

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[nekosaws]

yknow what fuck u

uncats ur girl