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Okay, yes. Yes. YES.
ZENDAYA
trying on a metaphor

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SNL did that™
Okay, yes. Yes. YES.
ZENDAYA
by The Oatmeal
Feels like me lately
I love when brands throw shade and I love it even more that it’s Kylie Jenner
OKAY, BUT THEY SHADED HER LACK OF TALENT AND HER SHITTY, PROBLEMATIC FIT TEA PROMOTIONS ALL IN ONE TWEET. I’M GAGGING.
Does Kylie not have a PR team? Did no one tell her that bragging about how she doesn’t need a job would get her dragged? She seriously stepped right into this one…
Shout out to Good&Co for not taking her shit. Hopefully this gets them some good press.
EDIT: Just so you guys know, Good&Co is actually a really great app/company. They helped me figure out my interests and get placed with a job that I actually like. They also help with online, work from home jobs. I’d recommend it to anyone who’s in between jobs or just wants some direction. Click here to check it out!
^^^I second this opinion, Good & Co is great!
I love the fact that Kylie’s drag is indirectly helping people in need. It warms my petty heart.
Made by me and my awesome coworker Julia Lepetit!
Post-Apocalyptic Scooby Doo Gang
“And I would’ve gotten away with the nuclear war too, if not for you meddling kids!”
I was about to make a joke about the fact that Scooby isn’t present until the horrified realisation that they probably killed and ate him to survive hit me and it suddenly wasn’t funny any longer
Ruh-roh.
Ruh-roh
give me the reasons not to reblog this.
they don’t exist
You don’t see many Mumford and Sons gifsets. This is really cool.
YOU DON’T SEE MANY MUMFORD AND SONS GIFSETS
You’re in charge of assigning every child on Earth the monster under their bed. One child in particular has caused every monster assigned to him/her to quit. You decide to assign yourself.
Case: #273402 Status: Disastrous.
I stare at the file and realize I have no options, over the last 2 years every monster assigned to Charlotte Dower has quit, every last one. Her first monster; a giant goldfish-faced humanoid named Bubba, had been with her for four years, and then she wasn’t scared of him anymore. After that it was a string of different common, uncommon, and rare monsters… I even assigned a sentient sock monster to her. He came back crying! I look on my tablet, only one assignable monster left; myself. Field work has never been my cup of tea, but desperate times call for desperate measures. So at 8:03 pm, after Mrs. Gideon tucks in Charlotte and her little brother Daniel; I slither into the space beneath Charlotte’s bed. Across the room underneath Daniel’s crib is a rookie, Chico, a standard Creep kind of monster. I turn my attention to the bed above me, Charlotte is still awake but barely, I reach up over the bed and run an ice cold finger over her cheek, silence, so I do it again. “I’m not afraid of you monster!” She whispers, but her voice is shaking. I can see a small clock on the wall 8:14, a door somewhere in the house slams and there is an audible hitch of breath from above me. A few minutes go by I can hear Francis Gideon yelling at his wife. There are heavy footsteps on the stairs, and loud panting breaths, Charlotte scrambles off the bed and… She. CRAWLS. Under. The. Bed. With. Me. “Move. Over!” Charlotte hisses at me. I do. The door to the bedroom slams open and I smell the stench of human intoxicants before the man even steps inside. I know why Charlotte isn’t afraid of any of my monsters; she’s afraid of her own. Francis reaches a hand under the bed and I thrust my wrist into it, he starts to pull, I slither out. “What the…” I cut Francis’s next words off by unfolding to my full 12 foot height. Looming over the drunken man I caress my cold fingers down his face. “If you ever touch, scare, or harm my child again, I will find you, and I will do the same to you, for all eternity.” I promise to him. As Francis runs from the room he soils himself. I pull Charlotte from under the bed, tuck her back under her covers and kiss her forehead goodnight. “I’ll be back tomorrow night, sleep well darling.” Charlotte Dower is my child, I am the monster under her bed.
WELL GODAMN, WE HAVE OURSELVES A WINNER
Holy shit I’m gonna cry that’s beautiful.
me earlier: they wont let trump win lol america is not this dumb
me rn:
Beautiful
PSA the ppl who do these vids are from Minnesota
This is too ridiculous not to reblog.
1) the music 2) how does the person in there even see? 3) also skating over its own tail 4) how is NO ONE on the ice fazed by this at all? 5) skating over its own tail 6) also is it hot in there? 7) there is a freaking T-Rex on the ice- how is no one staring?
8) going so fast the head tips right back so it looks like it’s permanently screaming
You’ll do what?
What
If we’re all actually living in a video game, whoever’s playing as me better fucking get better at this game
Goodbye, my Queen
Y'know what would be an epic and emotionally driven moment they can add to Destiny?
You save the Reef from a Taken invasion. Fight three waves and then the boss. Who’s the boss? The Awoken Queen, Taken by Oryx. She shows up as a red health enemy, but the mission isn’t over until you kill her. She has no attacks and is completely harmless, but you simply cannot leave any Taken behind. You have to kill her. You can wait all you want. She’ll just stand there, twitching. It isn’t a one shot. You need to unload an entire magazine to kill her, making it even more painful to do. Then a cutscene:
The Taken Queen is now slowly dying in front of you. In her last few seconds, the Taken corruption fades away and she’s a normal Awoken, but with lethal bullet wounds. Right before she dies, she looks at your Guardian and says “Thank You” before her wounds overcome her. Once you know she’s dead, your Guardian drops to their knees and breaks into tears if they’re a female, screams in sadness if they’re a male
Are you crying yet?
@ask-cayde-6 @ask-ikorarey @ask-eris-morn @cantstopwontstopdestinytrash and others
Why the fuck would you do that to me!
Oh, and here’s the next part: Once you go into Orbit, everything is locked out except the Reef. You can’t switch characters. You can’t go anywhere else. You need to go to the Reef. Once your ship reaches the place, you spawn into a cutscene with your Guardian carrying the Queen’s body. Upon the sight, Petra Venj, on the verge of tears, runs off. Everyone else bows down to you and the Queen. The Awoken can feel the Dark energy she once had, and acknowledge that you had no choice. Doesn’t change the fact that they look so depressed they might just end themselves right there. Later, you speak to Variks, and this is what is said:
You: “I’m sorry….”
Variks: “For what, Guardian?
You: “Your Queen…”
Variks: “That isn’t something for you to take the blame for…”
You: “But I–”
Variks: “She had already died at the war in Saturn…”
HELLO THIS IS MY HEART BREAKING INTO A THOUSAND PIECES THANKS FOR THAT
Yes, it worked 😂. I’m crying, but crying laughing. This is precious. I got the intended reaction. HEY @ask-cayde-6 @ask-ikorarey @ask-eris-morn @ask-petra-venj TAKE A LOOK!
Yep tears, my heart is breaking, it’s happening. First though, why don’t the male guardians cry? Just wondering.
The last one you talk to is Uldren. You didn’t see him at all, so you assumed that he didn’t want to see you or was too busy. You leave Mara’s remains with Petra for funeral rites. As you’re walking to your ship, Uldren steps out of the shadows clutching a knife. You brace yourself, ready to go down swinging. He flips the knife, offering its hilt.
“Thank you. For everything you’ve done for us,” He says, looking down. You can almost feel the sadness radiating off him as you take the knife. For the first time he looks at you, nods, and walks away.
This is epic
Girl’s are amazing
I think we broke the notes…
i feel like i’m reblogging history. “the post that broke the notes”
THERE ARE NO FUCKING NOTES
WE HAVE REACHED INFINITY
what the heLL
Um….guys….
There are negative notes….
WHY ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?
HOW ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?!?!?!?!
Its in the black hole of tumblr
At time of reblogging, this post has 1 note :’)
Uhm nothing was there then I hit the heart and 1 note popped up.. Guys I’m scared..
it has reset to 0 notes. what have you done?
now it’s floating in the middle of the thingy
EVERY DAMN TIME
There’s literally nothing there.
What is this?
I couldn’t scroll past this. I need to be part of history for this. There are no notes do you even realise
Let it be known I was here on this day of march twentieth twenty sixteen and I’m laying in bed at nine thirty am
WOO NO NOTES PARTYYY
WTF IS THIS?!?! IM CONFUSED NO NOTES WUT DA ACTUAL FUCK
I LIKED IT AND IT HAD ONE NOTE.
ONE.
NOTE.
Oh wow there are seriously no notes..
What the heck.
OH MY GOSH IT’S TRUE. There were 0 notes, now i liked and just one note popped up! I’m.. I’m not sure how this can happen..? But now I’m part of history YEAH 24th March 2016 - 03:05 am
WHOA SO WEIRD
I just had to see it for myself and it’s true. Holy crap.
On this day, March 24th, 2016 at 12:22 in the afternoon, I have made myself part of history.
it’s back
I’ll probably always reblog this
I feel like tumblr staff have been motoring this post and they put a special code in it so no notes ever show up
This post is historic
Facts That Sound Like BS by ScoopWhoop