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winning the internet...in my own mind.
#darcel #solidgold #disco #dancer
it's really difficult to describe Solid Gold. They played what might have been top...um...40? hits when they were on their way down the charts, and paid obviously talented dancers to gyrate and repeat ridiculous sequences dictated from the horrible coked-out choreographers. Just watch Darcel in the background on the upper tier repeat the same heeled foot-up thigh-stroking move over and over.
obsession of the moment
remember that one time I created this tumblr for mustache posts? yeah well I'm back...because of Darcel
Mustache March
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skinofmyteeth edition
So last weekend some friends and I watched the movie Cocktail. As the “story” unfolded, I realized I’d really only ever seen the first twenty minutes of this awful thing. It’s an impossible movie that can’t really exist. Yet, I cannot deny the evidence of my senses.
Among the many absurd, poorly thought-out moments that accidentally got recorded on film forever, there is this moment where Tom Cruise dances enticingly at Bryan Brown whilst holding a poster of a lady’s torso in front of himself. We were aghast. My friend Sarah marveled that this was not already a meme that everyone knew and referenced all the time.
I tried a few times to post a GIF of this moment but could not make it work. The file was too big! In the end, I needed Jake Fogelnest to help me. Why did I ever think I could upload an 80s-themed GIF without going through him?
My point is, this is an insane thing that should have been a GIF for years now.
Sarah, your dream came true.
Good night, everyone.
I've officially watched this gif longer than I was able to stomach the movie.