Me: [reads the exam timetable thirty times before leaving]
Me: shit what if I read it wrong and I'm at the wrong placd
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

oozey mess
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Cosmic Funnies

Love Begins
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@kingsirius
Me: [reads the exam timetable thirty times before leaving]
Me: shit what if I read it wrong and I'm at the wrong placd
Donald Trump’s ugly son and Mitt Romney’s ugly son should hang out. I’d like to see that Facebook album.
are these not the same person
Gene pool real small in the 1%
one time when i was like 12 my dad wanted me to put a dvd in the dvd player and i was like ‘what do i get in return’ and he said ‘you can have half of the winnings of this stupid lotto ticket’ and he ended up winning 600,000 dollars and i was so pleased with myself. 300,000 dollars when youre 12 is pretty much like infinity dollars. he was so mad
Shit, man, $300,000 would be like infinity dollars to me now.
i hate this post cause someone edited it from “$60″ and “$30″ and i still get messages like LIAR. YOU LIAR.
“hey, how was school?”
why not both?
this ones for all the porn bots following me:
tity
listen… harry potter is the most savage person in the entire series like this kid decimates people with one comeback can you imagine james potter would have been so proud like
“they stuff people’s heads down the toilet the first day at stonewall. want to come upstairs and practice?” "no, thanks. the poor toilet’s never had anything as horrible as your head down it – it might be sick.” fucking eleven year old harry!! already a lil mini savage!!!!!
“listening to the news! again?“ "well, it changes every day, you see” my boy!!! mouthing off to the dursleys!! who gives a fuck?? not harry potter
“’congratulations, harry! i wonder if you could give me a quick word? how you felt facing that dragon? how do you feel now about the fairness of the scoring?’ ‘yeah, you can have a word,’ said harry savagely. ‘goodbye!’” holy fuck!! when harry potter literally does not give a shit anymore and jk rowling knows it and literally!!! canonically!!! makes him a savage harry is literally savage it says it right there in the goblet of fire
“it’s time you learned some respect!” “it’s time you earned it.” mouthing off to the minister of magic damn harry authority who????? what??? respecting your elders??? harry doesn’t give a shit!!!!
“sure you can manage that broom, potter? got plenty of special features, hasn’t it? shame it doesn’t come with a parachute - in case you get too near a dementor.“ “pity you can’t attach an extra arm to yours, malfoy, then it could catch the snitch for you.” oh shit!!!! legit how many times do u think malfoy literally cried to his dad because harry burned him!!!! where’s the aloe vera!!!!
“yes, sir.“ "there’s no need to call me ‘sir’ professor.” oh fucking shit!!!! did you think i was gonna forget this!!! the holy grail of harry being savage as fuck oh my god!!!! james potter is fucking cheering in heaven!!!! he made a cake to commemorate this moment!!!! three years later lily’s chillin and james comes up and he’s like “holy fuck lil remember that one time harry was like ‘no need to call me sir professor’ and snape like flipped shit!!! that was fucking awesome” and lily is like “shut the fuck up we get it your son is a savage”
fandom is so weird you never know how old anyone is but you just kinda assume most of them are around your age until proven otherwise and then one day someone is talking about their 9 year old kid on your dash and another person is saying they just finished 10th grade. wild.
she’s only 62
Right? Only? When I read this book in the first grade it felt like she was ancient. But damn less than 60 years ago schools were still segregated
I double checked her age in case this was an old post still floating around tumblr, but it is correct. She turned 62 yesterday (9/8/16). Excuse me while I go try to wrap my mind around this now…
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11932403/1/The-New-Starks-of-Winterfell
So I’m writing a fanfic. This is the first chapter and I really got some good ideas flowing.
There are trigger warnings in this first chapter. I just want people to beware and it is rated M.
Game of Thrones s6e1 “The Red Woman”
what i shouldve done this weekend: study for my exams what i did: absolutely nothing does that make me feel guilty: yes will i start studying: no
Pooh stop running from your fucking problems
I wish the Democratic candidates for President of the United States would stop trying to bootycall me
dont call my name, dont call my name..