cheesed to meet you

philosophy student using his powers for evil or whatever

[kingsweeviladvisor]

can't wait to come of wage (wizard age) when my hair turns grey and i can finally, finally grow a sick wizard beard.

i'm counting the days

[kingsweeviladvisor]

what people think being a evil wizard is like:

- space lightning

- cursing your enemies

what being and evil wizard is actually like:

- saying "i'm insane" all the time to defend yourself so people know that you are aware of how insane you sound

- hearing all the sounds that everything in the universe makes and fitting them together as a song

- knowing that magic is not changing how this song sounds but singing along and dancing to it

- and if i'm honest. a little bit of space lightning and cursing your enemies. as a treat

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

and tax evasion?

[astra-the-dragon]

there is nothing evil about tax evasion

[kingsweeviladvisor]

THERE 👏 IS 👏 NOTHING 👏 EVIL 👏 ABOUT 👏 TAX 👏 EVASION 👏.

[kingsweeviladvisor]

what people think being a evil wizard is like:

- space lightning

- cursing your enemies

what being and evil wizard is actually like:

- saying "i'm insane" all the time to defend yourself so people know that you are aware of how insane you sound

- hearing all the sounds that everything in the universe makes and fitting them together as a song

- knowing that magic is not changing how this song sounds but singing along and dancing to it

- and if i'm honest. a little bit of space lightning and cursing your enemies. as a treat