A Bears den

21 years old. In college. Shitty musician. Shitty artist. Shitty person.

[karlmarxbongrip]

when my friend takes out their id with their deadname on it

[chaos-nblm]

I’m stupid please come kiss me

[bimboid]

[kagaintheskywithdiamonds]

#company talk for ‘what in the fuck are you doing’

[thebibliosphere]

Mark the electrician has been here for five minutes and he’s already said “well that’s…weird” twice from the other room and frankly I’m afraid to ask.

[thebibliosphere]

It’s not good when skilled tradesman are standing in the middle of your room pinching the bridge if their nose, is it?

[thebibliosphere]

Mark just referred to the wiring in our bedroom as “creative” and “interesting”.

This is fine.

[thebibliosphere]

And now he’s taking apart the ceiling. I’m not worried, are any of you worried? I’m not, haha, it’s not like this house was previously owned by someone who would do something stupid like try to wire their house themselves…or store tins of varnish under the furnace behind a secret alcove…

Ha ha…

Ha.

Hm.

Fuck.

[thebibliosphere]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE’S NO NEUTRAL WIRES??!?

[thebibliosphere]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT’S GROUNDED INTO THE SCREWS HOLDING UP THE CEILING LIGHT???!?!!

[suspiciouscoconut]

This post crosses my dashboard every so often and every time, I’m reminded of when I discovered that my whole house was grounded to a gas line.

Good times.

[worthikids]

vibing

[firstborn-of-akatosh-deactivate]

>Oh cool, weekly Kruggsmash let's play chapter is up!

>"This video contains spoilers for Dwarf Fortress"

>Me knowing exactly what that implies

[whitepeopletwitter]

[itseasytoremember]

This is the online equivalent of seeing someone speeding past you and then 5 minutes later you pass them as their being pulled over

[worthikids]

push notifs

[espadaclover]

You know what? It’s really like that sometimes.

[bro-winkle]

This is automatic stress relief

[tinybed]

[comealongphil]

dawn dimmadome? wife of doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome?

[punkrorschach]

actually she took the dimmadome in the dimmadivorce

[faant]

it’s dimmadilemma

[arachnidsgrrip]

Hi Dimma Dilemma here

[teapartiez]

Doug: Hello, SuS! Timmy Turner, my name is Doug S'daledimmadaledimmadimmsdomedodidonedimmsdimmadimmadome, owner of the Dougdimmsdimmadaledimmadimmsdomedodidimmadimmsdaledimmadimmsdale Dimmadome. Thank you for locating my long lost son, Dale Dougmadomedimmsmadomedimmadomedimmsdaledodimmadomedougdimmsdimmadome, heir to the Dimmsmadomedimmsdomedimmadaledaledimmadodougdimmadodimmsdomedaledome fortune. If there’s anything I could ever do to repay you for your kindness, all you need to do is ask. 

 Timmy: Doug Dimmadome, the owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome?! 

 Doug: Not right. 

 Timmy: Not right? 

Doug: That’s right, Doug Dougmadomedimmadimmadomedimmsdaledomedaledimmsdodimmadougdodimmadomedimmadomedimmadome, owner of the Dimmadomedimmsdaledimmadomedougdaledomedimmsdimmadododougdimmsdaledomedimmdimmsdale Dimmadimmadimmadimmadimmadimmadome. 

Timmy: The same Doug Dimmadome, the owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome where they’re showing Crash Nebula?! 

 Doug: On ice? Timmy: Yeah! Doug: Not right. 

 Timmy: Not right? 

 Doug: Timmy Turner, my name is Dimmy Dimmadodimmadome, owner of the D̷̡̫͚͖͆̐̈́̑͂̈͝d̶̖̝̋̋̇̑̉d̷̢̲̱͐̍͗̅i̷̬̹̙͖̝͒̐͜ȉ̵̧͉̗̖̰́̉͜í̵̙̬͐̒́̌͠ĩ̷͓͚̯ị̶̝͔͇̠̈́̑̔̔̅͛͜͠i̵̬̰͗͛̔ͅį̸̞͎̠͍̱͈͛̚ỉ̶̜͗̂͊̉́̕i̸̡̯̩̼̻͖̻̿̾͂̒ǐ̷̡͈̞̄̃̋̂̔ĩ̴̬̥́͘ḯ̶̳̫̣͙͎̈́̆i̸͖̙͔̘͊͐̀̕-̸͓̟̙̘̿͊̑̚ 

 Timmy: Then you can get me three tickets to s- 

 Doug: Not right.

[anthonycrowleymoved]

i can’t believe you managed to write what a youtube poop feels like

[everythingfox]

Not sure what this is but I love him

[duskullite]

Oh he’s baby!

[stimman4000]

.

[afronerdism]

It drives me absolutely insane how people can start out with this

And end up with this

[lolsofunny]

you promised these kids krabby the clown

but all i saw was

cheapy the cheapskate

[nana-banana-nana]

“All Might with Johnny Bravo’s voice works…a little too well”

[filmgifs]

It: Chapter Two (2019) dir. Andy Muschietti

[felidaeng]

IMP!!! HEAVEN!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!

[sosuperawesome]

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[topwizzynum]

Listen he’s just minding his own business