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[divafit]

she slayed so hard nobody has slorn like her since

[outofcontextgarf]

[coolerdracula]

[kingwesteros]

accidentally gave myself effectively a paper cut with a knife while unloading the dishwasher and had to call my mom bc i almost ptfoddddddd

[tiktaalic]

Arugula is some crap they found on the ground for real

[creepymutelilbugger]

thats because its plance. there are others as well

[wizardnaturalist]

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

[niidsch]

Animal Crossing: Wild World - Katrina

[hooved]

lemon is so so so fucking good in sweet food and savory food and spicy food and salty food and drinks. she has it all

[mossworm]

[xeptum]

[guiltfactory]

BAD NEWS: it will not be the same forever

GOOD NEWS: it will not be the same forever

[penny-anna]

having a job is very weird bcos by and large your coworkers will be a variety of ages and you will not all be at the same stage of life. your coworker will be like, well I’m off home to spend time with my husband & child, what are you going to do with your evening? and you’re like, well, I plan on playing Rollercoaster Tycoon for as much as it as possible

[supervillainny]

And you are older than them

[kingwesteros]

so what exactly will cause the stock market to go down

[anxeious]

[pmamtraveller]

By Aoi Tokunaga

[pmamtraveller]

By Daniel Arthur

[kingwesteros]

why tf am I not able to fall asleep tonight 🫩

[dogpuppy]

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

[moisterpeggingchampion]

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

[dogpuppy]

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.