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DDS: As played by a dunce

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Wasn’t this the toy that scared a kid real bad so they ran away screaming only since it follows sound it just chased this poor screaming kid all over the place?

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yep that’s the one

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ARE YOU READY FOR THE BIGGEST MOST SAVAGE SHOWDOWN THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN THIS MAY 2019??!!

BECAUSE THEY ARE!!

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Poland single handedly defeats the armies of the 4th Reich (2018 colorized)

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A Warning To Other Artists Taking Commissions

A warning to watch out for this scumbag. He steals sketches from artists and gives them to cheaper artists to color saying that the previous artist “scammed him”. (He even called me a scammer after I refused to do any new commissions for him until he paid for the sketches he stole from me a year ago) A few other artists I know are already aware of him but if not please be cautious and keep an eye out for any commissioners with the username “Moonpie”, “[email protected]” or “[email protected]”.

He commissions similar stuff every time and when you get to the payment stage he usually says he wants to pay using shady alternatives to PayPal. His writing style is very recognizable, so be on the look out.

Please share so other people don’t fall victim to this guy.

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So the Tumblr Crackdown

Everyone’s talking about where to be found and stuff

Obvs I haven’t really posted new art in awhile. So I haven’t thought too much on where new art will be. Best places to keep up with me are my deviantart and my twitter

As for the NSFW stuff, maybe I’ll make a new twitter! Or actually use FA! But if it’s small horse related, you can p much guarantee to find it on derpibooru until I just can’t take it there anymore.

But if you wanna keep up with me, know whats going on, or how to contact me, those are the best ways currently.

I’m working on a lot of things. I don’t wanna come back fully until I have something solid to show people. It’ll be worth it, I hope.

So thank you for keeping up with me. Thank you for paying attention. And I hope to keep seeing y’all from here on out.

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gdscript

Apparently your post will never be flagged if you mark it with a sfw tag and that’s what the bots are doing.

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nice algorithm, staff!

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cadet-ral

reminder that if you ship ereri you’re fucking disgusting! :) that’s a child and a man in his 30s! besides that, do you honestly expect them to be romantic based on their interactions?? no!! that’s a mentor/student relationship!!! honestly super gross and you’re immediately on my suspect list if you ship this gross shit!

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look out, shippers, or you’ll end up on tumblr user cadet-ral’s list of people suspected of Shipping Crimes

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In the fandom justice system, shipping based offenses are considered especially heinous. On Tumblr, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Anti Shipping Unit. These are their stories.

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FADE IN:

[Ice-T is standing across the table from some white cishet woman, interrogating her]

Ice-T: We went through your phone and what do you think we found? [holds up a screenshot of AO3]

Woman: A fanfic?

Ice-T: Not just any fanfic. A Shieth fanfic. What kind of nasty pedo ships a literal child with an adult?

Woman: Aren’t they both in their 20s? And not real?

Ice-T: A literal child.

Woman: I don’t think you know what literal means…

Ice-T: Oh. You think you’re funny, eh? Well, what do you think the FBI would have to say about this? [pulls out his phone]

Woman: Nothing? They’re cartoon characters.

Ice-T: We’ll see about that. [dials] Hello, FBI? This is the Anti Shipping Unit and—

FBI: Oh my gaaaaawwwdd. Stop calling us.

Ice-T: But I have a nasty Shieth shipper here! They are—

FBI: We investigate real crimes here, detective. You know, real crimes, with real victims? Actual living, human victims! Not cartoon characters! Nobody gives a shit about your anime space twinks! [hangs up]

Ice-T: Lucky you. The FBI doesn’t want your case.

Woman: Please get out of my house.

[camera pans out, they were standing in the woman’s kitchen the entire time]