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Kio | ♎ | gender-fluid | he/him | ISFP This blog is a mess of stuff honestly. 

[anneemay]

[nellachronism]

[pokemonheritageposts]

yeah well he had me in the second half too

[pokemonheritageposts]

oh this was absolutely the wrong blog

[normal-horoscopes]

I was carrying a pack of paper towels back to my apartment. I set them down to reorganize the things in my arms and when I turned around there was a beast on my towels. I do not own or recognize the beast.

[jaubaius]

Time-lapse of a 3D printing process of an articulated dragon

[fierceawakening]

A Friend

[liquidstar]

imo a funny as fuck gag is when a character calls out another characters name from somewhere up high or otherwise not immediately noticeable and the second character replies “god?”

[gentlesharks]

A spinner shark shows off its signature feeding strategy

[dreaming-jaybird]

Unrestrained summer fun

[moonycore]

[Gif ID: two gifs of a shark leaping from the water, spinning in the air sporadically. End ID]

[soupcowboy]

my story: hey please write me i want to exist

me: write your own goddamn self you son of a FUCK

[soupcowboy]

NOW YOU LISTEN HERE, BITCH

[bellossom]

I :3′d my way into this and I’ll :3 my way out of it so help me god

[c3rvida3]

Doctor said I only have to do four hours of therapy a week instead of seven. I am the pina colada of mental health.

[c3rvida3]

I meant to say "pinnacle", not "pina colada". The telephone is a cruel mistress. I am so healthy, still.

[miggylol]

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

[achievement-hunter]

#ITS STILL JULY YOU ANIMALS

[neshamama]

[zhanadvega]

Someone spot this guy???

[vikingofficial-deactivated20241]

yeah he's under the barbell

[podencos]

So sweet and funny how people become close enough to each other that they basically create their own language

[cloudbeam]

[queerpyracy]

thinking about anti-role models. people you look at like "well whatever i'm gonna be in life it's not gonna be that"

[dsmsix]

parents

[ottitty]

The fucking. The fucking tubby custard post came true

[ottitty]

Cinematic parallels

[residentevildash-moved]

another car opinion is that they shouldn't have touch screens

[residentevildash-moved]

if you need to do something with your car (ex: adjust the AC) you should be able to do it based off of touch and minimal sight; without knobs and buttons for tactile orientation youre ... staring at an ipad while driving? awesome trend we've started

[residentevildash-moved]

what the fuck happened

[turbozarky]

This was peak driver ergonomics. 3 Knobs for HVAC. How hot, How Hard, and where do you want it? RAdio is just below windshield level. Headlight switch is big and easily reached by feel alone. Buttons are large, and each one textured differently. You could operate everything without taking your eyes off the road.

[autisticexpression]

Touch buttons on anything are a plague on humanity. There's no advantage, it's just tech bros fellating themselves. It just makes it way easier to press a button by accident.

[flipocrite]

And you may have to take your eyes off the road to do something that could’ve been done blind fifty years ago. Why the change? Because it makes things harder/more expensive to repair.

[wizard-email]

i am EVIL!!! no I don't want to join your found family please go away,,

[wizard-email]

I'm literally pointing a death lazer at you

[wizard-email]

*sobs*

[wizard-email]

stop asking about my dad

[natalieironside]

>change my display name in the D&D Discord server from "DM" to "Dungeon Mom"

>players go along with it, all start calling me "Dungeon Mom"

>gender.fmv

>one of them accidentally calls me "Dungeon Mommy"

>they all start doing it

>they start dropping the "Dungeon"

>"Mommy, can I roll a perception check?"

[natalieironside]

Update to this post: I deadpanned "Alright, you can roll a perception check if you promise to be a good boy" and there was like a solid minute of silence

I love tabletop roleplaying games

[crimmson]

how i inagine everyone involved

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

I read an AITA post a few weeks back about a woman who liked having snacks in the bath when she's had a long day (a result of residual trauma iirc - the bath was her safe space). Her brand new husband of three weeks, a man twice her age who had no job, made her pay all of his bills and do all housework, and spent all day every day gaming because he wanted to make it as a Twitch streamer, had always been fine with this; but, on the day in question, had whisked her bath snacks out of her hands as she was on her way to the bathroom and tried to bin them, telling her it was time to 'break her of that filthy habit in his home'. She told him if he ever actually paid anything towards the house she owns outright he might get a say, took her snacks back, and had her lovely bath. He was since giving her the silent treatment.

(Obviously the judgement was an avalanche of 'NTA and also he's abusing you', which she agreed with, and decided to kick him out, so happy ending.)

Anyway I told my husband about this and he was outraged. "I would never do that!" he told me, furious. "I would find it adorable if you had bath snacks!"

Since then, every time I try to have a bath (which I only do as a rare treat) after about ten minutes there has been an anxious scrabbling at the bathroom door.

"Elanor!" he says. "Do you have bath snacks? Do you need anything?"

My answer is irrelevant. He brings me wine and poptarts. Now I have bath snacks. I'm a bath snacks person. Last time he was literally sleeping on the sofa when I went for the bath. Somehow this still happened. I now have an eager bathroom butler. How did this happen. I have never been so decadent yet bewildered.

[whitmerule]

Get yourself a husband who turns you into a bath snacks person.

[objectivehate]

I hope he brings those pop tarts warm, just out the toaster…

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

Our toaster is currently broken and we haven't replaced it yet, but he googled how long to grill a poptart for to make sure he got it right and did it that way