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its terrible for any number of reasons, but i think if we invent immortality there should be an extreme sport called civilizational speedrunning where teams of 20 go into the wilderness somewhere and try and be the fastest build the first internal combustion engine. i bet you could get it down to like 3 years tops

biggestzam

The real trick is to eat seed heavy food before the speedrun starts so your first poops are halfway to agriculture already

kaiasky

i want you on my team holy shit

dragon-in-a-fez

blank version, please make this the new infodumping meme

its-time-to-be-silly

redstonedust

was reading about birth control methods and saw one that said "dont worry, this wont stop your periods!" which was fascinating wording to me. like dont worry? whos the sick fuck thats like "yeah i dont want to get pregnant but i ABSOLUTELY want to continue bleeding once a month thats very important to me."

redstonedust

#someone who needs to fully hide that they're on birth control from the rest of the people in their life

okay this is a fair answer because i fully hadnt considered that other people could be aware of someones elses periods and track them. a level of nosy i hadnt comprehended. if anyone out there is in that position i am so sorry, thats fuckin Rough.

basilhearsanoise

If someone is tracking your periods against your will that person is abusing you, which you probably already know, but I feel like needs to be stated plainly for anyone who's unsure

#also people with PCOS who feel like they need a regular period at least sometimes #for some sort of mental reprieve

deaddolin

creaturey

true emotion of venus finally identified

songofmoss

even jellyfish dream of odd little sheep

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prokopetz

Seeing people decide to watch Breaking Bad based on the Tumblr memes is especially funny when they do it specifically for the memes about Jesse, because... well, let's put it this way. Aaron Paul, the guy who played Jesse, was nominated for a Primetime Emmy award for best supporting actor in a drama series for his work on Breaking Bad on five separate occasions, including twice in one season, and won three of those nominations. He was the first person ever to win that award three times for the same role. Like, Jesse's storyline is so viscerally unpleasant that it set industry records.

prokopetz

Jesse Pinkman is basically the prototypical Poor Little Meow Meow in that yes, he does objectively terrible things, but literally everything about his life seems calculated to maximise his suffering while he's doing it. It gets so bad that the show's producers ended up making an entire spin-off movie about Jesse in which he kills two men in order to obtain money to purchase a fake identity and go into exile in Alaska, and this is framed as his happy ending.

drcuriousvii

they put him in a hole and yelled at him

prokopetz

They put him in a hole and yelled at him.

crimeronan

you know how fandom will typically create whatever is lacking in the canon source material...?? that's why there are so many comics about jesse being a happy thriving dude with endless tguy swag.

jvlianbashir

horror movies are so much scarier when the actors look like an average sampling of the human population. and the house is a little messy

jvlianbashir

when everyone has veneers and the house is pristine and tastefully decorated: (in the back of my mind) these people were hand-selected for visual appeal. this is a set. this is a story

when the actor has a little acne and there are dirty dishes in the sink: aaaaahhhhh this is just like Me and My House ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!