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The Constant Story of Your Completely Average Person Being

[ichorknight]

driving my chevy to the levee today

[ichorknight]

what the fuck

[teaboot]

Names that are normal for old people but weird when you're a baby:

Bartholomew

Dolores

Norman

Harold

Magnolia

Names that are normal for babies but weird when you're old:

Maddison

Tanner

Skylar

Mckenzie

Logan

Names that are normal for old people and normal for babies:

Elizabeth

Mary

Michael

Finnegan

Peter

Names that are weird when you're a baby and weird when you're old:

Radish

Kerosene

Australopithecus

Anthill

Hegemony

Names that are weird when you're normal:

Balthazar

Romulus

Clandestia

Persephone

Kremulon

Names that are normal when you're weird:

Al

[batbetbitbotbut]

"focaccia, serves 4" yes all 4 me

[batbetbitbotbut]

"tiramisu, serves 2" yes all 2 myself

[dawnandpiplup]

“Pie, serves 8” yes I 8 it all

[namethatghostling]

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

[nintengu]

[pending-trans-action-2]

And brother?

I hurt people

[sillayangel]

how did senshi say this with his mouth

[transmechanicus]

We just fed her a [telepathically projects the image of a delicious meal into your head], so she's not going to be hungry at the moment.

[bunchasticks]

Its been a rough day

[bunniope]

i say yay and yippee a lot but i mean it. i always mean it. *looks into the distance pensively*

[screenshotsofdespair]

[windowz97]

you have to remember jow special it is that when a black cat loves the sunbeams so much , its fur will get more colours because ghe sun loves it back . you cant let yourself forget

[bbbirdsbirds]

[oneheadtoanother]

[obligatorymorningfart]

Comic about paintings

[nyancrimew]

I got banned from your discord server cus I offered to teach someone to make an explosive.

yeah you were. what did you think would happen

[courtesycalling]

It's weird to think about how long Undertale has existed by now and how influential it's been on contemporary indie creatives. For example, Gooseworx (Amazing Digital Circus) was originally popular for making Undertale remixes. Joel G (ENA)'s first video uploads are Undertale fan animations. Even the Deltarune guy started off making Undertale stuff

[jbt7493]

its really cool that we discovered glass which is the material that doesnt have any chemical reactions with anything in the universe very useful for doing chemistry due to being able to put things in it to contain chemical reactions and never having it react with the things that are in it due to it being completely and entirely unreactive to every chemical

[aorish-deactivated20251222]

Posts from a 17th century chymist who's about to have their bones dissolved by hydrofluoric acid.

[e-102]

HYDROFLUORIC ACID MENTION‼️

💀🧪

[moncoeursaignant]

DICKS OUT FOR HYDROFLUORIC ACID!!!

[e-102]

NOT A GOOD IDEA!!!!!

[desolendate]

im literally in tears what the fuck

[hollowboobtheory]

I have to upload this as a video bc you can see her think this in real time

[maraudingcaptain]

OP you just can't leave out this golden comment