oozey mess
@theartofmadeline
Origami Around
Claire Keane
Discoholic šŖ©
Mike Driver
ē„ę„ / Permanent Vacation
Monterey Bay Aquarium
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Love Begins
One Nice Bug Per Day
JVL
#extradirty
Three Goblin Art
Misplaced Lens Cap
Not today Justin
d e v o n
No title available
izzy's playlists!
JBB: An Artblog!
seen from Hong Kong SAR China
seen from TĆ¼rkiye
seen from Indonesia
seen from TĆ¼rkiye
seen from United States
seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States
seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States
seen from Germany
seen from Russia
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Argentina
seen from Italy
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Lithuania
seen from China
@kiranayla
1. should we throw a party should we invite bella hadid
2. you people canāt do anything
3. name one hobby you have outside of media consumption
4. I think you guys might be thinking about yourselves too much
5. hard to remain patient with friends who focus solely on their own crucifixion. Get off The Cross, ladykins... we could use the wood!
6. name one toxin/hormone and its function
so, dogs are good, right? its practically a truism that dogs are good. and then dogshit is bad. so there's a connection there.
horseshit is false, unreliable, and horses are very reliable. bullshit is also false, but carries an additional implication of trickery, while bulls are extremely straightforward and guileless.
so, with the pattern established... what's up with bats? are they particularly sane? is a bat's view of the world more accurate than ours? much to consider.
Cheers to 10 years of making videos š„
THESE WERE THE SAME DUDE THE WHOLE FUCKING TIME?????
NOOOO THE SIX ORGASMS PERIOD HACK GOT REBLOGS DISABLED JUST AS I TRIED TO REBLOG IT whatever. I'm trying that next period.
Rescued media. Fuck it.
And her sister Phthalo Blue, another slam dunk for copper!
Don't forget about her distant cousin, Tyrian Purple
you! tumblr user!
can you reblog a two-part post in the correct order?
My ideal date? You release me into the wild to hunt me for sport on your remote island BUT Iām not very good at hiding so you find me within 20 minutes. You hold the gun to my face but there is something so earnest in my eyes and hands that you cannot carry through. You pick me up and carry me back to your mansion. I am so polite and charming that you nurse me back to health. You grow to love and trust me despite the fact youāre holding me hostage after I fell of a charter vessel bound for Brazil. You buy me new clothes and have them shipped to the island. I kiss you good morning every day. You propose marriage. I accept. We skype in a priest and get married with the butler as our witness. That night I kill you and the butler. I redistribute your wealth. I live in the mansion on the abandoned island for the rest of my days. I study snail ecology. I never remarry. You were the love of my life but you were too dangerous and evil to live. I am buried next to you. The tides eventually wash our bodies away. Into the depths of the ocean, together.
id go to like, an olive garden
you should have to give up porn, anime, and the internet before getting some of these diagnoses
Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo weāve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and itās revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.
Might I add:
The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how theyād be to be executed
The woman who raised the changeling alongside her biological child
The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship
The adventures of a space roomba
Cinderella finding Araura (and falling in love)
I donāt know a snappy description but the my nemesis cynthia story certainly lives in my head
hilariously, these are almost all in my fic tag. so, a compiled list from the notes (and some extras):
The God of Arepo (graphic novel 1 / 2 / 3) (ebook)
The Monster of Sentan
The Witchās Cat
Raise Both Children
Stabby the Roomba (honorable mention)
Cinderella Marries the Prince (comic)
My Arch Nemesis Cynthia
Pirates and Mermaid
Eindred and the Witch
The Demon King
The Cornerwitch
Grandmother Beetroot
Apocalypse Daycare Worker
Grandmother Accidentally Summons a Demon
New Year Saga
A Story About Changelings
Ranger in the Kingās Forest
The Difference Between a Hare and a Rabbit
Goblin Men (Canines)
I am in love with you /p
What about the one with the princess locked in a tower learning to become a wizard? Thatās lived in my mind for years and I havenāt seen it in a long time
Oh, love that story, adding it to the list: 20. Princess Talia and adding a few more contenders 21. Thyme 22. The Monster under the Bed 23. A Meaningful Death 24. Humans are unstoppableā¦until they arenāt 25. The Monster under the Fridge 26. Antler Guy 27. Cleric slamming healing spells
Adding a few more I remembered:Ā 28. The Frog and the Scorpion 29. HSTHETE 30. The First Witch in the World 31. Imagine that Oceans were replaced by ForestsĀ 32. A Faerie taking a NameĀ 33. The Dragon on the FarmĀ 34. Synovus & MenaceĀ 35. Raising the Anti-ChristĀ 36. Aliens vs. Flora & Fauna of EarthĀ (pretty sure there are even more additions to the original post but I had this one saved)Ā 37. Doctors without Bordersā¦in Space!Ā 38. The Villain-WranglerĀ 39. The Last ContactĀ 40. The 100 Parent-Point ChildrenĀ 41. And the Heavens WeptĀ 42. The Night GentlemanĀ 43. The Serpent God and their PriestessĀ
44. No One Showed Up for the Last Storytime
Wow! @writing-prompt-s contributing to like half of these!
I can hardly take any credit for these stories! But I love sharing them. Unfortunately I cannot read all the prompt responses so please tag me if you want me to reblog a story that resonated with you so I can give it a little boost :)
hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...
I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED
POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET
dark green is a nice color. underrated
ladies and gentlemen, Phtalo Green
This is literally my favorite color. š© Smaragd green is another dark shade of green that Iām absolutely obsessed with.
"Oh my god he's fucking crazy" i say, while smiling and giggling like a teen girl who just got her first crush
palpatine straight up told anakin he was a sith lord and anakin was like well. this is a lot to process so im going to go fetch my boss and weāll come back in about half an hour and murder you so donāt go anywhere and palpatine didnāt you have to admire the man
palpatine is the best villain of all time bc he's the classic master manipulator who pits his enemies against each other without lifting a finger by preying on their weaknesses but normally those types of villains have the caveat that once their bullshit get exposed it's a simple matter of slapping handcuffs on them bc they're like weak old CEOs or whatever
but our boy sheev? when his plans don't go perfectly he's just like oh well and starts zapping fuckers to death bc he's also the most powerful old prune in the galaxy and he could just kill everyone around him if he gets bored
like luke throwing away his lightsaber and declaring himself a jedi was great but you know that luke kinda thought that was it, the crotchety old emperor doesn't have vader to fight for him anymore courtesy of luke cutting off vader's hand for possibly the fortieth time in anakin's life, so it's smooth sailing until lando destroys the death star and blasts them all to kingdom come, but then palps is like aw shucks no new apprentice can't blame a guy for trying and just starts deep frying luke for shits and giggles and our poor twink is like THIS ISN'T ONE OF THE THINGS I THOUGHT THE FORCE COULD DO ABORT ABORT ABORT
and with mace and co arriving at sheev's office to bring him in for being dark catholic it's functionally the equivalent of a scooby doo villain of the week getting unmasked by the gang but then he just starts snapping necks
This seems to be what I've learned.
The reason none of my wips get finished
