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Kira - 19 - NJ - cellist - music major

[thebootydiaries]

My friend: what’re you smiling about ;)

Me: nothing

My head: tutant meenage neetle teetles

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

i don’t mind the idea of being a high school level literature teacher, but parents would hate me

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

re re re re re: “the great gatsby gay”

| would you prefer for me to lie to them? fuck you janice i have tenure

[snarky-gourmet-deactivated20250]

sleep makes me so mad tbfh do you know how much shit i could get done if this flesh prison didn’t require literal hours of laying there in a state of unconsciousness

[snarky-gourmet-deactivated20250]

that being said if you deprive me of my sleep i will Cry

[marshmalllow]

Average height boys r suspicious to me…..always so medium….probably hiding something. and short boys always so angry about being short. and tall boys r too scary and more mass volume to store evil. there is no peace

[slightmood]

my surprise soup themed wedding

me: *rolls a single can of soup down the isle before I start walking*

guests: ?????????????????????????????

me: :)

[selivakyle-archive]

Uptown funk would’ve made it onto the shrek soundtrack

[highkeysame]

that’s the truest statement i’ve ever read

[hotboyproblems]

this is my dream job

[treygotguap]

Girls will say they busy and be in their bed relaxin or sleep

[melanin-majestic]

Sounds busy to me

[goldnpoc]

Tbh if someone can’t bring out ya ugly laugh then they not for u

[mothsfuzz]

THINGS TO ROMANTICIZE

- going 2 bed on time

- healthy romantic relationships

- eating without worrying about calories

- living alone

- non-traditional career paths

- loving yourself

- being old and happy

feel free to add on!!

[torracat]

why did i just witness my 13y/o brother trying to bottle flip a gallon of milk

[perezsoso]

how did it go?

[torracat]

[hellokittyismyspiritanimal]

he looks like icarus with his melted wings in a pool around him

[galehawthorne]

i jUST WANT TO BE LIKED

[galehawthorne]

I SPELLED BEVERAGE WRONG

[galehawthorne]

five years and 700,000 notes later and ya boy is 21 and enjoying a nice legal beveridge 

[disneydaily]

[rosiecommie]

this is so sad alexa play cotton eye joe gregorian chant nightcore hardcore dubstep remix

[chongito]

When’s this site coming out with a night mode

[straightboyfriend]

this site is kept together with glitter glue & toothpicks stop making demands

[ladiesloveduranduran]

Calico cats who have grey fur instead of black are VALID

[ladiesloveduranduran]

Take a look at some of these valid ladies:

Gorgeous.  Magnificent.

A deep thinking gal.  I love her.

A baby.  And yet still deeply valid.

[profmeowmers]

hello yes this is called a dilute calico and they are beautiful treasures

[tricksythieves]

Dunno if bobbing the teabag actually helps the tea steep faster but it sure is fun to feel a part of something